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2012-01-21 01:40:54 PM
 
2012-01-21 02:08:01 PM
BRA-VO subby
 
Slu
2012-01-21 02:08:26 PM
Excellent subby!
 
2012-01-21 02:08:30 PM
[golfclap.jpg]
 
2012-01-21 02:08:41 PM
You sound fat
 
2012-01-21 02:08:46 PM
hahahahahahaha
 
2012-01-21 02:10:30 PM
Next they will using this technology to track fat welfare moms.
 
2012-01-21 02:10:54 PM
Look, I don't care about the sex, but could I please just have my bucket back?
 
2012-01-21 02:11:13 PM
Subby. Let's get married and make/adopt babies.
 
2012-01-21 02:11:59 PM
I chuckled heartily

/+1 internets for subs
 
2012-01-21 02:13:15 PM
I love you SO MUCH Subby.

My keyboard on the other hand really didn't want that mouthful of Dr. Pepper and avows revenge.
 
2012-01-21 02:13:23 PM
Subby...
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-01-21 02:15:50 PM
+1, would + again
 
2012-01-21 02:16:00 PM
Nice.
 
2012-01-21 02:16:41 PM
Clapping like a seal for subby!!!!!!

/You lie on your belly, create front flippers by putting your fists in your armpits, bend your knees, and smack the soles of your feet together while going "Arr! Arr! Arr! Arr!"
 
2012-01-21 02:17:29 PM
HOTY contest for 2012 is over now. Thanks everyone for playing.
 
2012-01-21 02:19:11 PM
www.womanaroundtown.com

Approves
 
2012-01-21 02:20:13 PM
Probably the best headline/article link I've read on Fark in a number of years--well done.
 
2012-01-21 02:20:57 PM
Not one mention of chloroform? I call shenanigans!
 
2012-01-21 02:21:59 PM
So your mom will be there, smitty? Good to know.
 
2012-01-21 02:22:56 PM
That had win all over it.
 
2012-01-21 02:24:00 PM
Subby, ftw
 
2012-01-21 02:27:38 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Not amused
 
2012-01-21 02:29:32 PM
And I don't even have to buy something off her wishlist?
 
2012-01-21 02:30:22 PM
Okay, finally a headline that works with the Fark tagline:
img834.imageshack.us

Subby wins!
/lots of subbies could learn from you
 
2012-01-21 02:31:01 PM
I'm gonna show up at a Fark party with a "Hi My Name Is Bevets" sticker to see if anyone takes a swing at me.
 
2012-01-21 02:31:56 PM
Subby: T'would probably be wise to no show one's face at a FARK-a-paloosa for a while

That having been said, I snotted myself laughing. Read it to wifey. Methinks I am cut off for the weekend......or longer.
 
2012-01-21 02:32:33 PM

Mentalpatient87: I'm gonna show up at a Fark party with a "Hi My Name Is Bevets" sticker to see if anyone takes a swing at me.


Honestly, you'd be better off building a robot and programming it to only spout out bible quotes if you wanted to pull off a believable Bevets.
 
2012-01-21 02:33:18 PM
Dear Subby,

A+.

Best wishes,

Me
 
2012-01-21 02:33:55 PM
get lucky at a Fark party?

www.bdoutdoors.com

/ewww.
 
2012-01-21 02:35:37 PM
And that is how you play Fark. Awesome, subby.
 
2012-01-21 02:35:42 PM
Sleep with a TFette? Ick.
 
2012-01-21 02:36:52 PM
Kudos
 
2012-01-21 02:37:23 PM
Snerk! But I can't help but but feel a disturbance in the force... as if somewhere, many TFettes are planning their retaliatory thread as we read...

/ominous
 
2012-01-21 02:37:44 PM
by the way, it's funny because IT'S TRUE!

/lots of fatties at Fark parties.
//don't believe me? compare the 5+ mag seismic spots on the U.S. geological survey the next time a party is on. http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/
///still don't believe me? check out the gravitational anomalies from the GRACE satellite http://www.csr.utexas.edu/grace/gravity/
////fat
 
2012-01-21 02:39:29 PM
Goo-goo-ga-joob!
 
2012-01-21 02:39:49 PM

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Snerk! But I can't help but but feel a disturbance in the force... as if somewhere, many TFettes are planning their retaliatory thread as we read...

/ominous


What, they're going to stop AWing in protest?

WHATEVER WILL WE DO?!?!?
 
2012-01-21 02:46:53 PM

abhorrent1: get lucky at a Fark party?

[www.bdoutdoors.com image 575x649]

/ewww.


God forgive me for asking this, but just where is the 'sweet spot' there? Is it anywhere near the Asian tattoo for twinkie?
 
2012-01-21 02:49:32 PM

abhorrent1: get lucky at a Fark party?


Someone finally got a photo of EsteeFlowerPot?
 
2012-01-21 02:50:57 PM
img814.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-21 02:51:19 PM

AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.


Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you
 
2012-01-21 02:54:21 PM

kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you


That would be lying.
 
2012-01-21 02:55:19 PM
I think I want to hurt you, Subby. :)
 
2012-01-21 02:55:41 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you

That would be lying.


Yes, yes it would.

/retaliation achieved!
//there IS at least one hot TFette
 
2012-01-21 02:57:04 PM
Just. Farkin. Wow.
 
2012-01-21 02:57:19 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you

That would be lying.

Yes, yes it would.

/retaliation achieved!
//there IS at least one hot TFette


...Ghastly?
 
2012-01-21 02:57:31 PM
Count me among those who laughed heartily. Would Subby out himself for the obligatory kudos?
 
2012-01-21 02:57:46 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you

That would be lying.

Yes, yes it would.

/retaliation achieved!
//there IS at least one hot TFette


Judging by my favorites, there are at least 7.
 
2012-01-21 02:58:29 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you

That would be lying.

Yes, yes it would.

/retaliation achieved!
//there IS at least one hot TFette


WHere?! You know the ugliest thing in the world?
img10.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-21 02:58:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: AtticusFinchEsq: Sleep with a TFette? Ick.

Yes, but what if it was me?

/tell me you wouldn't hit it
//I dare you

That would be lying.

Yes, yes it would.

/retaliation achieved!
//there IS at least one hot TFette

...Ghastly?


That's not a very nice thing to say about your mom.
 
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