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(The Atlantic Wire) Scary Looking for a unique summer camp experience that will also put your kids on the fast track to a lucrative and exciting career? Well, Mexico's Zetas cartel has got just the place for you   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 54
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2012-01-21 01:32:43 PM
or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...

/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!
 
2012-01-21 01:47:10 PM
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RIP Hose A ... - Hose B - Hose C - Hose D - ...
 
2012-01-21 02:12:20 PM
So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
 
2012-01-21 02:16:14 PM
They're using sledgehammers to kill people? Clearly the ATF hasn't sent them enough weaponry.
 
2012-01-21 02:26:13 PM
A Fark Handle: or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...

/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!


Addiction isn't a disease. It's a disorder at best -- a self-inflicted one.

/Yes, that includes alcoholism.
 
2012-01-21 02:31:56 PM
Sad thing is, they could charge for this and have a new profit center.
 
2012-01-21 02:36:49 PM
Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?

the opportunity to reap large profits (the motive behind drug cartel violence) made possible by prohibition.

It takes ignorant mutherfarkers like you to keep them in business. legalized drugs would be the end of their gravy train. Too bad you're too big of an idiot to understand
 
2012-01-21 02:36:54 PM
But does everyone get a trophy?
 
2012-01-21 02:37:14 PM
Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?

Screw that... The war on drugs is funding this. Leave me and my dealer out of this. Don't hate the player, hate the game... And if you really want to help, then help change the game.
 
2012-01-21 03:03:21 PM
stirfrybry: Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?

the opportunity to reap large profits (the motive behind drug cartel violence) made possible by prohibition.

It takes ignorant mutherfarkers like you to keep them in business. legalized drugs would be the end of their gravy train. Too bad you're too big of an idiot to understand


Haven't you ever heard of the phrase "Don't assume, or you'll make an ass out of me and you"?
I'm all for voting it legally, BUT not from obtaining it from Mexico.
You dumbfark.
 
2012-01-21 03:03:30 PM
Using Kids for Crazy Shiat trifecta now in play!
 
2012-01-21 03:03:49 PM
they need to tag and register all sledgehammers sold
 
2012-01-21 03:07:57 PM
Unlimited juice?
/this party is gonna be off the hook
 
2012-01-21 03:09:30 PM
static.guim.co.uk

Yea yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
 
2012-01-21 03:14:37 PM
Psychopusher: A Fark Handle: or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...

/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!

Addiction isn't a disease. It's a disorder at best -- a self-inflicted one.

/Yes, that includes alcoholism.


Since we're just spouting off without any rationale I'll go one step further and say: It should be treated as a disease: it's not self-inflicted, it's a genetic precondition. If that just doesn't satisfy you call it a superpower, one with some really poor side affects. Or a potato, no one will argue with that. You'll still be wrong, but since reason isn't playing a part in the discussion no one will notice.
 
2012-01-21 03:20:40 PM
Maul555: Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?

Screw that... The war on drugs is funding this. Leave me and my dealer out of this. Don't hate the player, hate the game... And if you really want to help, then help change the game.


Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.
As long as you get that fix.
 
2012-01-21 03:21:13 PM
Aupey: stirfrybry: Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?

the opportunity to reap large profits (the motive behind drug cartel violence) made possible by prohibition.

It takes ignorant mutherfarkers like you to keep them in business. legalized drugs would be the end of their gravy train. Too bad you're too big of an idiot to understand

Haven't you ever heard of the phrase "Don't assume, or you'll make an ass out of me and you"?
I'm all for voting it legally, BUT not from obtaining it from Mexico.
You dumbfark.


if drugs were legal you wouldn't have to buy anything from Mexico.
 
2012-01-21 03:24:25 PM
Hamas does this with funds from the EU and UN.
 
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2012-01-21 03:27:03 PM
A Fark Handle: or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...

/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!


and profitable too. don't forget the fact that the prisons are now using inmates for profits. only 5 cents a hour for labor. suck on that china. USA, USA....
 
2012-01-21 03:27:18 PM
If we were to invade Mexico I would enlist tomorrow!

/would be the first to invade cabo san lucas
 
2012-01-21 03:30:56 PM
Subby's headline had me thinking of Bill Murray pretending to be a Camp Mohawk counselor at a TV interview, in the movie "Meatballs".

/it just doesn't matter/
 
2012-01-21 03:35:28 PM
The camp Councillor

a57.foxnews.com
 
2012-01-21 03:36:16 PM
Sledgehammers! Next to have to carry a warning about killing people. Homeland Security will soon make us register all hammers and sledgehammer. Bet California has banned them.
 
2012-01-21 03:51:29 PM
Now why would you use a sledgehammer? It would seem to me that a machete is a faster means of killing someone and less labor intensive. A stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart. Just a real quick conveyor belt of murder. A sledgehammer probably takes longer and requires more effort.
 
2012-01-21 03:53:13 PM
i36.photobucket.com

On the case
 
2012-01-21 03:56:29 PM
Reason #456,723 why Arizona, Alabama are the sanest and smartest states in the union

Some of you want to pay the way for Illegal Aliens to attend these Zeta Death Camps. Hooray for DREAM Act
 
2012-01-21 03:57:40 PM
UCFRoadWarrior: Reason #456,723 why Arizona, Alabama are the sanest and smartest states in the union

Some of you want to pay the way for Illegal Aliens to attend these Zeta Death Camps. Hooray for DREAM Act


Your trolling is subpar. Stop being so lazy and put some effort in.
 
2012-01-21 03:57:46 PM
Say what you want, but at least they have jobs. And a retirement plan that you won't outlive.
 
2012-01-21 03:58:35 PM
They probably just told the kids the victims were pinatas.
 
2012-01-21 03:58:36 PM
ows: A Fark Handle: or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...

/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!

and profitable too. don't forget the fact that the prisons are now using inmates for profits. only 5 cents a hour for labor. suck on that china. USA, USA....


Don't wanna do the time? Don't do the crime.

They're lucky they're getting paid at all.

The issue is that illegal drug use is not a victimless crime, as people like you clearly believe.
 
2012-01-21 04:14:18 PM
So, all the hit men for the Zetas drug cartel are members of the Dark Brotherhood?
 
2012-01-21 04:14:56 PM
What a cartel of Zetas might look like:

www.mndaily.com


Ironic,given their fearsome reputation.
 
2012-01-21 04:20:10 PM
MarkEC: So, all the hit men for the Zetas drug cartel are members of the Dark Brotherhood?

Hah.
Skyrim reference...?

I joined the Dark Brotherhood for Shadowmere.
 
2012-01-21 04:21:50 PM
Mexican drug cartels kidnapping kids and brainwashing them into killers paid in hookers and blow? Wasn't this a Ripped From The HeadlinesTM a few years ago?

Gergesa: Now why would you use a sledgehammer? It would seem to me that a machete is a faster means of killing someone and less labor intensive. A stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart. Just a real quick conveyor belt of murder. A sledgehammer probably takes longer and requires more effort.

Sledgehammers is how they used to assembly line cow in slaughterhouses; machetes aren't really a stabbing weapon, more of a chop.
 
2012-01-21 04:37:06 PM
Can we be certain these aren't RIAA/MPAA training camps?
 
2012-01-21 04:39:49 PM
Aupey: MarkEC: So, all the hit men for the Zetas drug cartel are members of the Dark Brotherhood?

Hah.
Skyrim reference...?

I joined the Dark Brotherhood for Shadowmere.


It's nice to have a horse that doesn't die easily. Shadowmere killed 3 bandits while I wasn't paying attention.

For those of you who might not get the Skyrim reference, you join the Dark Brotherhood by killing one of 3 people who are bound and blindfolded. And you get to talk to them and let them beg for their lives before you decide which one to kill.
 
2012-01-21 04:41:20 PM
Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?

Yep
 
2012-01-21 04:45:36 PM
UCFRoadWarrior: Reason #456,723 why Arizona, Alabama are the sanest and smartest states in the union

Some of you want to pay the way for Illegal Aliens to attend these Zeta Death Camps. Hooray for DREAM Act


This!
 
2012-01-21 05:06:55 PM
Norv Turner: If we were to invade Mexico I would enlist tomorrow!

/would be the first to invade cabo san lucas


I'd invade the hell out of la Cueva de Srta Lucia
 
2012-01-21 05:22:46 PM
Prohibition leads to organized crime. Who knew.


MarkEC: For those of you who might not get the Skyrim reference, you join the Dark Brotherhood by killing one of 3 people who are bound and blindfolded.

Fixed that for you.
 
2012-01-21 05:38:47 PM
Stabone33: ows: A Fark Handle: or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...

/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!

and profitable too. don't forget the fact that the prisons are now using inmates for profits. only 5 cents a hour for labor. suck on that china. USA, USA....

Don't wanna do the time? Don't do the crime.

They're lucky they're getting paid at all.

The issue is that illegal drug use is not a victimless crime, as people like you clearly believe.


no matter how many people sell on ebay there is always room for more. th greedy maniac who wants every sale to be his sale and thinks killing the competition is the way to go - that crime is his alone, not the guy in Parma buying something for his collection.
mexico has some rough poor areas which have flourished because of product movement. it's the greedy fools who ruin it for many.
 
2012-01-21 05:46:53 PM
My natural and stubborn optimism for humanity is starting to look more like a mental condition with each additional report out of Mexico.
 
2012-01-21 05:51:49 PM
stirfrybry: Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?

the opportunity to reap large profits (the motive behind drug cartel violence) made possible by prohibition.

It takes ignorant mutherfarkers like you to keep them in business. legalized drugs would be the end of their gravy train. Too bad you're too big of an idiot to understand


I agree that prohibition on drugs should end. This policy has failed, and just creates an influx of cash to these horrible cartels.

But that doesn't let every user in this country off the hook. Unless you are buying from a local grower, that money your spending to get high is being used to kill and torture people. Law enforcement isn't the only part of this broken system. The black market is also part of this too, and funding it is just as bad.
 
2012-01-21 06:05:05 PM
Stabone33: The issue is that illegal drug use is not a victimless crime, as people like you clearly believe.

[citation needed]
 
2012-01-21 06:06:57 PM
Gergesa: Now why would you use a sledgehammer? It would seem to me that a machete is a faster means of killing someone and less labor intensive. A stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart. Just a real quick conveyor belt of murder. A sledgehammer probably takes longer and requires more effort.

Jane you ignorant slut! Sledgehammer gives more prolonged pain and torture. And no blood. Machete to the heart gets blood all over the floor.
 
2012-01-21 06:14:34 PM
remus: The camp Councillor

[a57.foxnews.com image 396x223]


That's ridiculous... everyone knows Anders Brevik really farking hates campers.
 
2012-01-21 06:23:52 PM
Begoggle: Maul555: Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?

Screw that... The war on drugs is funding this. Leave me and my dealer out of this. Don't hate the player, hate the game... And if you really want to help, then help change the game.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.
As long as you get that fix.


lol... thanks for implying that I am an addict of some sort. But yes, it does let me sleep at night, because its the truth. Whenever I see a story on the news about people dying over the drug trade, I know that it's because of prohibition. And when I do visit my dealer, I know that it's the only option the government has left me with, aside from not consuming at all... But that wouldn't be right to do either, so here we are, stuck in the middle....

Or are you going to imply, as a response, that disobedience of unjust laws is just what I have to do, because its illegal, and that is all that anyone needs to know!?
 
2012-01-21 06:27:14 PM
The_Terminator: remus: The camp Councillor

[a57.foxnews.com image 396x223]

That's ridiculous... everyone knows Anders Brevik really farking hates campers.


Only when sit on a respawn spot. And really, who doesn't hate that?
 
2012-01-21 06:28:41 PM
generallyso: Prohibition leads to organized crime. Who knew.


MarkEC: For those of you who might not get the Skyrim reference, you join the Dark Brotherhood by killing one of 3 people who are bound and blindfolded.

Fixed that for you.


No, you only need to kill one to complete the quest. Sure, you CAN kill more if you like.
 
2012-01-21 06:54:44 PM
MarkEC
No, you only need to kill one to complete the quest. Sure, you CAN kill more if you like.

You're supposed to fulfill the contract. The only way to be sure is to kill all 3. Yes, you'll complete the quest either way, but some of us actually take some pride making sure the job is done right. Kids these days..
 
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