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Looking for a unique summer camp experience that will also put your kids on the fast track to a lucrative and exciting career? Well, Mexico's Zetas cartel has got just the place for you
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A Fark Handle
2012-01-21 01:32:43 PM
or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...
/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!
Meatzilla
2012-01-21 01:47:10 PM
RIP Hose A ... - Hose B - Hose C - Hose D - ...
Aupey
2012-01-21 02:12:20 PM
So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
Pyro Messiah
2012-01-21 02:16:14 PM
They're using sledgehammers to kill people? Clearly the ATF hasn't sent them enough weaponry.
Psychopusher
2012-01-21 02:26:13 PM
A Fark Handle
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or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...
/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!
Addiction isn't a disease. It's a disorder at best -- a self-inflicted one.
/Yes, that includes alcoholism.
Pestifer
2012-01-21 02:31:56 PM
Sad thing is, they could charge for this and have a new profit center.
stirfrybry
2012-01-21 02:36:49 PM
Aupey
:
So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
the opportunity to reap large profits (the motive behind drug cartel violence) made possible by prohibition.
It takes ignorant mutherfarkers like you to keep them in business. legalized drugs would be the end of their gravy train. Too bad you're too big of an idiot to understand
abhorrent1
2012-01-21 02:36:54 PM
But does everyone get a trophy?
Maul555
2012-01-21 02:37:14 PM
Aupey
:
So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
Screw that... The war on drugs is funding this. Leave me and my dealer out of this. Don't hate the player, hate the game... And if you really want to help, then help change the game.
Aupey
2012-01-21 03:03:21 PM
stirfrybry
:
Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
the opportunity to reap large profits (the motive behind drug cartel violence) made possible by prohibition.
It takes ignorant mutherfarkers like you to keep them in business. legalized drugs would be the end of their gravy train. Too bad you're too big of an idiot to understand
Haven't you ever heard of the phrase "Don't assume, or you'll make an ass out of me and you"?
I'm all for voting it legally, BUT not from obtaining it from Mexico.
You dumbfark.
Make More Hinjews
2012-01-21 03:03:30 PM
Using Kids for Crazy Shiat trifecta now in play!
spasmodious
2012-01-21 03:03:49 PM
they need to tag and register all sledgehammers sold
LeroyBourne
2012-01-21 03:07:57 PM
Unlimited juice?
/this party is gonna be off the hook
Lone Stranger
2012-01-21 03:09:30 PM
Yea yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Greylight
2012-01-21 03:14:37 PM
Psychopusher
:
A Fark Handle: or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...
/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!
Addiction isn't a disease. It's a disorder at best -- a self-inflicted one.
/Yes, that includes alcoholism.
Since we're just spouting off without any rationale I'll go one step further and say: It should be treated as a disease: it's not self-inflicted, it's a genetic precondition. If that just doesn't satisfy you call it a superpower, one with some really poor side affects. Or a potato, no one will argue with that. You'll still be wrong, but since reason isn't playing a part in the discussion no one will notice.
Begoggle
2012-01-21 03:20:40 PM
Maul555
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Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
Screw that... The war on drugs is funding this. Leave me and my dealer out of this. Don't hate the player, hate the game... And if you really want to help, then help change the game.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.
As long as you get that fix.
nburghmatt
2012-01-21 03:21:13 PM
Aupey
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stirfrybry: Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
the opportunity to reap large profits (the motive behind drug cartel violence) made possible by prohibition.
It takes ignorant mutherfarkers like you to keep them in business. legalized drugs would be the end of their gravy train. Too bad you're too big of an idiot to understand
Haven't you ever heard of the phrase "Don't assume, or you'll make an ass out of me and you"?
I'm all for voting it legally, BUT not from obtaining it from Mexico.
You dumbfark.
if drugs were legal you wouldn't have to buy anything from Mexico.
sharkbeagle
2012-01-21 03:24:25 PM
Hamas does this with funds from the EU and UN.
ows
2012-01-21 03:27:03 PM
A Fark Handle
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or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...
/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!
and profitable too. don't forget the fact that the prisons are now using inmates for profits. only 5 cents a hour for labor. suck on that china. USA, USA....
Norv Turner
2012-01-21 03:27:18 PM
If we were to invade Mexico I would enlist tomorrow!
/would be the first to invade cabo san lucas
Any Pie Left
2012-01-21 03:30:56 PM
Subby's headline had me thinking of Bill Murray pretending to be a Camp Mohawk counselor at a TV interview, in the movie "Meatballs".
/it just doesn't matter/
remus
2012-01-21 03:35:28 PM
The camp Councillor
WhyDon'tWeCare
2012-01-21 03:36:16 PM
Sledgehammers! Next to have to carry a warning about killing people. Homeland Security will soon make us register all hammers and sledgehammer. Bet California has banned them.
Gergesa
2012-01-21 03:51:29 PM
Now why would you use a sledgehammer? It would seem to me that a machete is a faster means of killing someone and less labor intensive. A stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart. Just a real quick conveyor belt of murder. A sledgehammer probably takes longer and requires more effort.
Primitive Screwhead
2012-01-21 03:53:13 PM
On the case
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-01-21 03:56:29 PM
Reason #456,723 why Arizona, Alabama are the sanest and smartest states in the union
Some of you want to pay the way for Illegal Aliens to attend these Zeta Death Camps. Hooray for DREAM Act
Gergesa
2012-01-21 03:57:40 PM
UCFRoadWarrior
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Reason #456,723 why Arizona, Alabama are the sanest and smartest states in the union
Some of you want to pay the way for Illegal Aliens to attend these Zeta Death Camps. Hooray for DREAM Act
Your trolling is subpar. Stop being so lazy and put some effort in.
Gunny Walker
2012-01-21 03:57:46 PM
Say what you want, but at least they have jobs. And a retirement plan that you won't outlive.
Mad Mark
2012-01-21 03:58:35 PM
They probably just told the kids the victims were pinatas.
Stabone33
2012-01-21 03:58:36 PM
ows
:
A Fark Handle: or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...
/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!
and profitable too. don't forget the fact that the prisons are now using inmates for profits. only 5 cents a hour for labor. suck on that china. USA, USA....
Don't wanna do the time? Don't do the crime.
They're lucky they're getting paid at all.
The issue is that illegal drug use is not a victimless crime, as people like you clearly believe.
MarkEC
2012-01-21 04:14:18 PM
So, all the hit men for the Zetas drug cartel are members of the Dark Brotherhood?
Apos
2012-01-21 04:14:56 PM
What a cartel of Zetas might look like:
Ironic,given their fearsome reputation.
Aupey
2012-01-21 04:20:10 PM
MarkEC
:
So, all the hit men for the Zetas drug cartel are members of the Dark Brotherhood?
Hah.
Skyrim reference...?
I joined the Dark Brotherhood for Shadowmere.
Karac
2012-01-21 04:21:50 PM
Mexican drug cartels kidnapping kids and brainwashing them into killers paid in hookers and blow? Wasn't this a Ripped From The Headlines
TM
a few years ago?
Gergesa
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Now why would you use a sledgehammer? It would seem to me that a machete is a faster means of killing someone and less labor intensive. A stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart. Just a real quick conveyor belt of murder. A sledgehammer probably takes longer and requires more effort.
Sledgehammers is how they used to assembly line cow in slaughterhouses; machetes aren't really a stabbing weapon, more of a chop.
krackpipe
2012-01-21 04:37:06 PM
Can we be certain these aren't RIAA/MPAA training camps?
MarkEC
2012-01-21 04:39:49 PM
Aupey
:
MarkEC: So, all the hit men for the Zetas drug cartel are members of the Dark Brotherhood?
Hah.
Skyrim reference...?
I joined the Dark Brotherhood for Shadowmere.
It's nice to have a horse that doesn't die easily. Shadowmere killed 3 bandits while I wasn't paying attention.
For those of you who might not get the Skyrim reference, you join the Dark Brotherhood by killing one of 3 people who are bound and blindfolded. And you get to talk to them and let them beg for their lives before you decide which one to kill.
KimNorth
2012-01-21 04:41:20 PM
Aupey
:
So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
Yep
KimNorth
2012-01-21 04:45:36 PM
UCFRoadWarrior
:
Reason #456,723 why Arizona, Alabama are the sanest and smartest states in the union
Some of you want to pay the way for Illegal Aliens to attend these Zeta Death Camps. Hooray for DREAM Act
This!
Turbo Cojones
2012-01-21 05:06:55 PM
Norv Turner
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If we were to invade Mexico I would enlist tomorrow!
/would be the first to invade cabo san lucas
I'd invade the hell out of la Cueva de Srta Lucia
generallyso
2012-01-21 05:22:46 PM
Prohibition leads to organized crime. Who knew.
MarkEC
:
For those of you who might not get the Skyrim reference, you join the Dark Brotherhood by killing
one of
3 people who are bound and blindfolded.
Fixed that for you.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-21 05:38:47 PM
Stabone33
:
ows: A Fark Handle: or we could reform the war on drugs to treat addiction as a disease rather than a crime...
/but locking up folks is sooooo much fun!!
and profitable too. don't forget the fact that the prisons are now using inmates for profits. only 5 cents a hour for labor. suck on that china. USA, USA....
Don't wanna do the time? Don't do the crime.
They're lucky they're getting paid at all.
The issue is that illegal drug use is not a victimless crime, as people like you clearly believe.
no matter how many people sell on ebay there is always room for more. th greedy maniac who wants every sale to be
his
sale and thinks killing the competition is the way to go - that crime is his alone, not the guy in Parma buying something for his collection.
mexico has some rough poor areas which have flourished because of product movement. it's the greedy fools who ruin it for many.
Tegro
2012-01-21 05:46:53 PM
My natural and stubborn optimism for humanity is starting to look more like a mental condition with each additional report out of Mexico.
Xythero
2012-01-21 05:51:49 PM
stirfrybry
:
Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
the opportunity to reap large profits (the motive behind drug cartel violence) made possible by prohibition.
It takes ignorant mutherfarkers like you to keep them in business. legalized drugs would be the end of their gravy train. Too bad you're too big of an idiot to understand
I agree that prohibition on drugs should end. This policy has failed, and just creates an influx of cash to these horrible cartels.
But that doesn't let every user in this country off the hook. Unless you are buying from a local grower, that money your spending to get high is being used to kill and torture people. Law enforcement isn't the only part of this broken system. The black market is also part of this too, and funding it is just as bad.
MrEricSir
2012-01-21 06:05:05 PM
Stabone33
:
The issue is that illegal drug use is not a victimless crime, as people like you clearly believe.
[citation needed]
Kevin72
2012-01-21 06:06:57 PM
Gergesa
:
Now why would you use a sledgehammer? It would seem to me that a machete is a faster means of killing someone and less labor intensive. A stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart, next, stab through the heart. Just a real quick conveyor belt of murder. A sledgehammer probably takes longer and requires more effort.
Jane you ignorant slut! Sledgehammer gives more prolonged pain and torture. And no blood. Machete to the heart gets blood all over the floor.
The_Terminator
2012-01-21 06:14:34 PM
remus
:
The camp Councillor
[a57.foxnews.com image 396x223]
That's ridiculous... everyone knows Anders Brevik really farking hates campers.
Maul555
2012-01-21 06:23:52 PM
Begoggle
:
Maul555: Aupey: So, the people that use illegal drugs that came from Mexico are technically funding this....?
Screw that... The war on drugs is funding this. Leave me and my dealer out of this. Don't hate the player, hate the game... And if you really want to help, then help change the game.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.
As long as you get that fix.
lol... thanks for implying that I am an addict of some sort. But yes, it does let me sleep at night, because its the truth. Whenever I see a story on the news about people dying over the drug trade, I know that it's because of prohibition. And when I do visit my dealer, I know that it's the only option the government has left me with, aside from not consuming at all... But that wouldn't be right to do either, so here we are, stuck in the middle....
Or are you going to imply, as a response, that disobedience of unjust laws is just what I have to do, because its illegal, and that is all that anyone needs to know!?
remus
2012-01-21 06:27:14 PM
The_Terminator
:
remus: The camp Councillor
[a57.foxnews.com image 396x223]
That's ridiculous... everyone knows Anders Brevik really farking hates campers.
Only when sit on a respawn spot. And really, who doesn't hate that?
MarkEC
2012-01-21 06:28:41 PM
generallyso
:
Prohibition leads to organized crime. Who knew.
MarkEC: For those of you who might not get the Skyrim reference, you join the Dark Brotherhood by killing
one of
3 people who are bound and blindfolded.
Fixed that for you.
No, you only need to kill one to complete the
quest
. Sure, you CAN kill more if you like.
falkone32
2012-01-21 06:54:44 PM
MarkEC
No, you only need to kill one to complete the quest. Sure, you CAN kill more if you like.
You're supposed to fulfill the contract. The only way to be sure is to kill all 3. Yes, you'll complete the quest either way, but some of us actually take some pride making sure the job is done right. Kids these days..
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