calbert: find Dr. Sam Beckett and bring him home.

He somehow leaped into the 22nd century and now commands a Starship. Didn't you get the memo?

Summon Ashley Graham to my bedchamber.

Switch the CEO of every company and its janitor. Sit back and watch the global economy skyrocket.

I keep thinking about Vault 11

(Fallout NV)

kiwimoogle84: *qualifies for your harem

/and fully volunteers

But you already have TF!!! Hmm...

TruckeeTrees: Not to be nit-picky, but you used 2 different list formats in the same post. Shouldn't "write a farking decent list" be in there somewhere?

Your argument is invalid. I am Supreme Dictator For Life. You just got a one-way ticket to the Chateau D'if. Congrats!

/ The more enlightened use different formats so the two lists don't get mixed.

First order of business. track down the leaders of the banks and compliance departments that caused this financial kerfluffle. Once found, have them put in a zoo, ensure that there are no gates, or other means of escape. Jail is too good for them, let them live without the benefits of toilets or refrigerators.

Second order of business: summary executions now permissible for people using the non-word "irregardless."

Third order of business: send corn to people without food instead of refineries.

Fourth order of business: it was an exhausting day, time for spooning with John Barrowman.

The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over... wait, what?

The government will no longer house criminals or protect them from their victims. The convicted will be released to the will of the people. The acquitted will be defended with force if necessary. Juries will be the judges of the law and the facts.

All drugs will be legalized.

Corporate law will be completely restructured to include full responsibility. Only people have rights. Governments and corporations do not.

Banking will be restructured, the government will issue public currency again.

A person's home will not be taken as collateral for any loan.

A Manhattan Project for solar energy will eventually provide an affordable supplement to most people's energy needs.

Property tax will be abolished.

Remind the Department of Defense that they are not the Department of Aggression.

Jenthelibrarian: ... and Benedict Cumberbatch to be sent to my boudoir.

How much do you want to bet he's gay?

PsiChick: khyber

Kinda hard to get anything from my peers, as I have none close enough (including doctorate level) in my particular field to even be considered a peer.

/no degrees in optoelectronic horticulture exist, FYI. It's still a developing field.

khyberkitsune: PsiChick: khyber

Kinda hard to get anything from my peers, as I have none close enough (including doctorate level) in my particular field to even be considered a peer.

/no degrees in optoelectronic horticulture exist, FYI. It's still a developing field.

*application rejected*

/Thank you for your input, would you like to have the numbers for the school nearest you where you can begin achieving your dreams?

Kill 80% of the people on the planet. Nothing personal, just solving an overcrowding issue.

Let me don my mustache and cape of power then

BRING ME FLASH GORDON!

kiwimoogle84: cbackous: 1. require all females to send BIE upon request by anyone.
2. All BIE messages are blind cc'd to my personal email address.
3. What the heck, Women can demand WIE if they want.


you're welcome.

Have you not read my profile?

/giggity

I have :) You are now on my favorites.

And Thank you :D

Make the Dos Equis Guy prime minister

All artists (performing, visual, conceptual, etc) are now employees of the state and are awarded salaries on the basis of skill and education. Artists will receive a portion of all profit from creative works sold.

tafka: All artists (performing, visual, conceptual, etc) are now employees of the state and are awarded salaries on the basis of skill and education. Artists will receive a portion of all profit from creative works sold.

Hey, pay engineers on the same basis, public infrastructure should be on a par with art too.

Buy a guitar. No, wait. Kim Jong Un beat me to that.

hasty ambush: So much I want to do I need one all encompassing first decree

1. Make "the practicing of law for money punishable by public impalement."

2. Redesign Interstate highway system to accommodate higher speeds/ No speed limits.

2a Make driving slow in the fast lane a capital offense

2b Ban the "Smart" car

2c Ban Ralph Nader from having anything to do with the automobile industry,.

3 Ban rap/hip hop
3a Ban loud stereo systems in cars
3b Ban spinner hub caps
3c Ban low-rider pickup trucks (what is the point?)


4 Having more than 10 items in the10 items or less checkout lane punishable by being put in stocks in town square.

5. Children under the age of 12 banned from restaurants, movie theaters or airplanes.

6 Women who wish to wear revealing clothing such as miniskirts, bikinis, belly shirts etc would have to go before a regional council , made up of men, for approval to make sure they are attractive enough to wear such garments.

6a Unless at a pool or beach men must wear a shirt in public and are banned form wearing speedos, fanny-packs and ponytails ever.

6b No wear of sweat pants shirts etc in public unless actually sweating

6c No wearing of flip flops unless at pool, beach or shower.

6d Only acceptable office attire for women includes dress, hose and heels.

7. Ban Sean Penn from show business

8. Make Home economics a mandatory high school graduation requirement for women.

You magnificent bastard.

Find out if fried baby is as good as I imagine it to be...

hasty ambush: First off as Supreme Dictator for life I would need theme music to played upon my arrival and departure. I pick:

"Battle Without Honor or Humanity"


Winter Palace would be someplace like Bora Bora

Summer Palace would be Around Jackson Hole Wyoming

The theme music for any processional of mine would be "Peaches En Regalia" and I would depart to the strains of "The Liberty Bell March."

If I rule the whole world (all hemispheres), winter is just a state of mind. Summer Summer would center around the field level of Citizen's Bank Park. The Other Summer is open for discussion. Chile, Australia. I'll keep my options open.

Dadoo: Jenthelibrarian: ... and Benedict Cumberbatch to be sent to my boudoir.

How much do you want to bet he's gay?

Well, then you get to find out how good an actor he really is.

The metric system