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No_47		2012-01-21 07:24:00 AM

Doing your wife

Aarontology		2012-01-21 07:25:32 AM

People who don't scrape all the snow off their cars get put on an ice floe..

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 07:26:47 AM

No_47: Doing your wife

Well, at least you have good taste in women.

CoolBeans		2012-01-21 07:28:33 AM

First, I want some quiet around here - damn world's too f*cking noisy.

Mr. Fuzzypaws		2012-01-21 07:30:55 AM

Tiny Earthican flags for some, abortions for others!

spcMike		2012-01-21 07:31:19 AM

Orgy with Scarlet Johansson, Marisa Miller, Christina Hendricks, Mila Kunis, Kiera Knightley, and Kate Beckinsale.

Aarontology		2012-01-21 07:31:38 AM

Second: A servant to find out where this blasted chirping sound is coming from.

rostit		2012-01-21 07:34:26 AM

Aarontology: Second: A servant to find out where this blasted chirping sound is coming from.

the servant suggests a smoke detector with a low battery.

Earguy		2012-01-21 07:34:48 AM

1. Declare myself rich.
2. Resign

doglover		2012-01-21 07:34:51 AM

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 07:35:41 AM

rostit: Aarontology: Second: A servant to find out where this blasted chirping sound is coming from.

the servant suggests a smoke detector with a low battery.

Or a cricket with a low battery.

shivashakti		2012-01-21 07:36:06 AM

Use the wealth of the rich countries to solve the problems of famine and malnutrition in the poor countries.

Aarontology		2012-01-21 07:37:13 AM

rostit: Aarontology: Second: A servant to find out where this blasted chirping sound is coming from.

the servant suggests a smoke detector with a low battery.

It's not that. It sounds like it's coming from the computer or that general area.

I would have thought all the crickets were dead by now. hm.

likes838		2012-01-21 07:37:54 AM

Seeing as how I've been up for way too long now, for all to leave me alone and let me get some sleep. The New Age of War can come later on.

gopher321		2012-01-21 07:44:52 AM

Nuke Texas.

Jenthelibrarian		2012-01-21 07:47:41 AM

Total nuclear disarmament, end to charitable status for religions and Benedict Cumberbatch to be sent to my boudoir.

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 07:48:30 AM

Aarontology: rostit: Aarontology: Second: A servant to find out where this blasted chirping sound is coming from.

the servant suggests a smoke detector with a low battery.

It's not that. It sounds like it's coming from the computer or that general area.

I would have thought all the crickets were dead by now. hm.

They've been surviving on stale pizza leftovers and half-empty beers.

Aarontology		2012-01-21 07:50:03 AM

Rafterman2: They've been surviving on stale pizza leftovers and half-empty beers.

The hell? That's MY beer!

Crudbucket		2012-01-21 07:51:14 AM

I'd retire.

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 07:55:10 AM

Aarontology: Rafterman2: They've been surviving on stale pizza leftovers and half-empty beers.

The hell? That's MY beer!

Until they gang up and start raiding your fridge at night.

sarahthustra		2012-01-21 07:59:31 AM

i'd lock the cat out of my bedroom at night.

officially.

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 08:01:15 AM

sarahthustra: i'd lock the cat out of my bedroom at night.

officially.

Snerk.

rostit		2012-01-21 08:06:43 AM

sarahthustra: i'd lock the cat out of my bedroom at night.

officially.

silly sarahthustrarustarasta...

You mean locking youself IN your bedroom.

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 08:11:06 AM

rostit: sarahthustra: i'd lock the cat out of my bedroom at night.

officially.

silly sarahthustrarustarasta...

You mean locking youself IN your bedroom.

Officially?

a_bilge_monkey		2012-01-21 08:21:20 AM

Green a cafe thread... oh wait.

Aarontology		2012-01-21 08:21:20 AM

Rafterman2: Until they gang up and start raiding your fridge at night.

I'm going ot teach the milk to use a shotgun.

dimoko		2012-01-21 08:21:27 AM

i would make this thread green.

gunsmack		2012-01-21 08:25:12 AM

I'd institute the death penalty for Jersey Shore.

/cast and audience

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 08:26:37 AM

Sweet. We're green.

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-01-21 08:27:51 AM

Make Fark TV the official news outlet. I will go down in INFAMY.

Ceteris Paribus says		2012-01-21 08:28:28 AM

I'd swap the rosters of the NYY and the Jets.

calbert		2012-01-21 08:28:56 AM

find Dr. Sam Beckett and bring him home.

Ceteris Paribus says		2012-01-21 08:29:11 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Make Fark TV the official news outlet. I will go down in ~~INFAMY~~ A TRUCK STOP MENS ROOM.

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-01-21 08:29:33 AM

Any politician who ignores issues, ignores critical thinking, and uses religion as a guide will forfeit all assets and will be placed in solitary confinement for 180 days.

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 08:29:33 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: I'd swap the rosters of the NYY and the Jets.

Yeah, but what would that do to Mark Sanchez' ERA?

gspazg		2012-01-21 08:30:28 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Any politician who ignores issues, ignores critical thinking, and uses religion as a guide will forfeit all assets and will be placed in solitary confinement for 180 days.

So, all of them?

Ceteris Paribus says		2012-01-21 08:30:43 AM

Rafterman2: Ceteris Paribus says: I'd swap the rosters of the NYY and the Jets.

Yeah, but what would that do to Mark Sanchez' ERA?

Let's see Santonio hit some high heat. We could get Susan Waldman to play nose gaurd.

Ceteris Paribus says		2012-01-21 08:32:04 AM

I would change the national anthem to this: Link (new window)

monty666		2012-01-21 08:33:14 AM

Anal Fiesta!!

Aarontology		2012-01-21 08:34:07 AM

monty666: Anal Fiesta!!

Con Shostie.

ZAZ		2012-01-21 08:35:05 AM

Remember that story about the African leader (Swaziland?) and the pageant of topless teenage girls to pick his wives from? He had a good idea, but not ambituous enough.

sarahthustra		2012-01-21 08:35:43 AM

oh no.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT, RUFUS

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-01-21 08:36:40 AM

gspazg

So, all of them?

At first, yes. I'd like to think that any remaining who were prone to pandering would begin to see the error of their ways.

Besides, whether they screw up now or five years from now, they would get thrown into the hole. It would keep them rational indefinitely or they would pay for their folly.

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 08:36:46 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: I would change the national anthem to this: Link (new window)

Or this (new window). Just to watch people's heads assplode.

Kyro		2012-01-21 08:36:59 AM

Broccoli is to be napalmed off the planet.

monty666		2012-01-21 08:37:33 AM

Aarontology: monty666: Anal Fiesta!!

Con Shostie.

Ayieeeieee!!!

Nina Haagen Dazs		2012-01-21 08:39:12 AM

Religion can only be discussed in church.

Kyro		2012-01-21 08:40:08 AM

By royal decree, Cornbread is to be renamed Corncake

Rafterman2		2012-01-21 08:40:10 AM

sarahthustra: oh no.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT, RUFUS

Is Rufus the cat? Doesn't he know you officially locked him out of the bedroom?

Ceteris Paribus says		2012-01-21 08:41:14 AM

Rafterman2: Ceteris Paribus says: I would change the national anthem to this: Link (new window)

Or this (new window). Just to watch people's heads assplode.

You're a bad man. Bad man.

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