Dead-eye dick.

Nailed it.

My husband is never getting a nail gun.

Came for the Happy Gilmore reference. Leaving satisfied.

Done in 4?

/slightly disappointed

Ouch

Tendancy to over-dew it: Came for the Happy Gilmore reference. Leaving satisfied.

I came for the James Bond Reference, myself.

......aaaand swing and a miss.

Meh.

As if you needed that part of the brain.

Without a nail: Useless.

With a nail: Useless.

/approves
//not obscure, but not the easiest screenshot to identify

Pffff. Amateur...

We think there's a nail in your head, but the X-ray is a bit fuzzy... We'd like to confirm with an MRI.

Mentalenemasquad: [media.greenradio.topscms.com image 249x207]

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Pffff. Amateur...


Amateur indeed. Let me know when you are ready to join the big boys.

I'm still trying to figure HOW he shot the nail into the back of his head to have pierced at that angle.

He was using the gun over his head, OK, I get that... but not from behind and above.

/suicide attempt?

Tendancy to over-dew it: Came for the Happy Gilmore reference. Leaving satisfied.

As am I.

SkunkWerks: Tendancy to over-dew it: Came for the Happy Gilmore reference. Leaving satisfied.

I came for the James Bond Reference, myself.

Here ya go...



/not impressed.

So the bandits in Skyrim aren't that unrealistic!

"Hmm, it must have been my imagination."

four95: SkunkWerks: Tendancy to over-dew it: Came for the Happy Gilmore reference. Leaving satisfied.

I came for the James Bond Reference, myself.

Here ya go...

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/not impressed.

That was a bullet. I don't recall any Bond flicks where a nail gun was used.

/unavailable for comment

Only one?

LoneVVolf: We think there's a nail in your head, but the X-ray is a bit fuzzy... We'd like to confirm with an MRI.

I see what you did there.

Guess it wasn't his time... yet.

LOL at the tacky headline.

/easily amused

damm bostich

No golf clap yet for subby? Are my standards so low?

Phineas Gage is unimpressed.

Hate when that happens. Took awhile to figure out where my nails were going. I should've gotten them taken out. TSA don't believe "I have nails in my head" story.

/where are these people getting nail guns without the safety device on them. mine all have that thing on the end that has to be pressed against something before the trigger will work once per shot.
//I am fine with the safety

lack of warmth: Hate when that happens. Took awhile to figure out where my nails were going. I should've gotten them taken out. TSA don't believe "I have nails in my head" story.

/where are these people getting nail guns without the safety device on them. mine all have that thing on the end that has to be pressed against something before the trigger will work once per shot.
//I am fine with the safety

Guns don't kill people...

"There's only one thing that Dr. Tran wears at all times. That's the trusty pneumatic nail gun hot glued to his left hand!"

link (new window)

/ohhhh, nail to the gut!

lack of warmth:
where are these people getting nail guns without the safety device on them. mine all have that thing on the end that has to be pressed against something before the trigger will work once per shot.

The first thing most of these geniuses do upon acquiring a new power tool is tape/glue/screw the safety closed. They're obviously professionals from having once hung a picture in the living room, and know much more about safety than the manufacturers of the tool.

LoneVVolf: We think there's a nail in your head, but the X-ray is a bit fuzzy... We'd like to confirm with an MRI.

God damn you.

/can't ... stop ... holding ... head
//got an MRI once
///i have a brain! and it's normal!
/this is bad news for my TN diagnosis, but i have a brain so i'll take it

I had a Lee Press On Nail stuck in my ass, back in the 80's.

dcigary: Friend of mine *nailed his knee together* at a right angle with a nailgun while walking up scaffolding. They tried to get the nail out in the emergency room, and couldn't, so the next thing he hears is a page on the hospital speakers "Will someone with a hammer please report to the ER"! Yes, they pulled it out with the claw of the hammer using his knee as the fulcrum point.

Now he has hammer toe...

/I'll wait in the car.

Million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one.

Pffff. Poser...

Came for the Douglas Adams reference. Leaving through the gaping hole in the hull...

"The doctor said 'No man, that's in your head.'"

Hrmm. It's all in your head.
Usually that means surgery is NOT needed.

PsyLord: Mentalenemasquad: [media.greenradio.topscms.com image 249x207]

[images.wikia.com image 300x309]

Pffff. Amateur...

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Amateur indeed. Let me know when you are ready to join the big boys.

sweet! wikipedia has a fascinating little story i just enjoyed reading.

dcigary: Friend of mine *nailed his knee together* at a right angle with a nailgun while walking up scaffolding. They tried to get the nail out in the emergency room, and couldn't, so the next thing he hears is a page on the hospital speakers "Will someone with a hammer please report to the ER"! Yes, they pulled it out with the claw of the hammer using his knee as the fulcrum point.




Approves...

/paging Dr. Jan Itor

Uh, yeah. Hey, Ernie, uh, you know that you have a nail in your brain?

"Can't hear ya, Bert- I've got a nail in my brain."

dcigary: Friend of mine *nailed his knee together* at a right angle with a nailgun while walking up scaffolding. They tried to get the nail out in the emergency room, and couldn't, so the next thing he hears is a page on the hospital speakers "Will someone with a hammer please report to the ER"! Yes, they pulled it out with the claw of the hammer using his knee as the fulcrum point.



I used to be an adventurer like him...

daffy: My husband is never getting a nail gun.

Is your husband a retard? Does he have moderate-to-severe ADHD? Is he astonishingly clumsy? If he does not fit at least one, or more likely two of these categories, he can operate a nail gun in perfect safety.