Lets spend a lot of money on Gary Cahill...but not even have him on the bench

With any luck the ref won't hand Chelski this game like he did at Stamford Bridge.

COME ON YOU YELLOWS!

Frankie's looking for goal 150.
Class man, hope he gets it.

In other news, Carlos Tevez is not going to PSG. I know, shocker.

Arsenal away is one of those games where I'd have taken a point, but after dropping five points to Newcastle and losing at home to Blackburn, United really need all three.

David De Gea's eye test:



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Nice counter attack there from Norwich

I was going to say Chelsea look in control early, but Norwich just cut them apart on that last counter.

Some halftime reading: Link (new window)

I shall be in attendance at the Emirates. Arsenal are 2-0-1 when I've been in attendance, including Barcelona and Marseille. Bet accordingly

ADubs86: I was going to say Chelsea look in control early, but Norwich just cut them apart on that last counter.

That seems to be the story of chelsea's season. Chelsea 11/12: Open to the Counter. Its that high line AVB wants to play.

Zak Whitbread is looking in good form, hopefully h gets a call-up.

HaywoodJablonski: I shall be in attendance at the Emirates. Arsenal are 2-0-1 when I've been in attendance, including Barcelona and Marseille. Bet accordingly

Where are you sitting?

Still can't believe that this game is going to be live on Fox proper. First ever live PL match on broadcast television in the US. History, people.

ADubs86: Zak Whitbread is looking in good form, hopefully h gets a call-up.

Ayup

Home team corner, one level up. Great seats, but pricy.

HaywoodJablonski: Home team corner, one level up. Great seats, but pricy.

Tell us what you'll be wearing so we can try to see you during the game, eh?

Ouch, Grant Holt took David Luiz's cleats to his berries.

ADubs86: HaywoodJablonski: Home team corner, one level up. Great seats, but pricy.

Tell us what you'll be wearing so we can try to see you during the game, eh?

Ha! There's no way you'd recognise me, not that they pan my section anyway. I'll have an Arsenal scarf on and will otherwise be indiscernible from everyone else

Ian, do not remind me about how good Torres was for Liverpool.

Aww, Frankie's out with an injury. Too bad.

Ayala and Whitbread have been really solid in the back. It might just take some magic for Chelsea to crack this defense.

Wow what a save from Pilkington. Way to be alive on defense.

Half time = time to make a martini.

ADubs86: Half time = time to make a martini.

Or a mug of tea.

Norwich need to get some more crosses into the box. Morrison and Holt have shown Chelski can't deal with the high ball very well.

Now the crowd have scoffed down one of the very nice pies at Carrow Road its time to make some noise!!!!

ADubs86: Half time = time to make a martini.

The verdict:I like vodka martinis better than gin martinis. Maybe I'll give Bombay Sapphire a try over Tanqueray.

Chupacabra Sandwich: 4. We got a mean letter in the mail about an illegal download so illegal internet activity has been halted

That's what you get for downloading that scat porn you like so much.

Chupacabra Sandwich: ADubs86: That's what you get for downloading that scat porn you like so much.

The roomate's girfriend downloaded something even worse than scat porn:

"The Kid's are Alright"

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

In other news, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TORRES.

Hahahahahaha

@ Torres

Chupacabra Sandwich: Let me take this opportunity to biatch.

Tonight I cannot watch the US vs Venezuela because

1. I moved from Phoenix to Montana six months ago
2. My cable doesn't include Galavision
3. My provider does not have an agreement with ESPN 3
4. We got a mean letter in the mail about an illegal download so illegal internet activity has been halted

Booooo

I'll be there. It's my wife's first usmnt game so that's pretty exciting.

Langston: Looked like Torres' shot was on target, but because it was a toe poke, it spun the wrong way. Not his worst miss

Except he took forever. I feel like he had an entire internal conversation with himself.

"holy shiat...the is my moment. I'm right in front of goal and can't miss. I'll rescue the game and be the hero. Everyone will love me like they did at Liverpool. Alright Fernando my boy...here comes the glory........"

/translated to English.

ScouserDuck: Langston: Looked like Torres' shot was on target, but because it was a toe poke, it spun the wrong way. Not his worst miss

Except he took forever. I feel like he had an entire internal conversation with himself.

"holy shiat...the is my moment. I'm right in front of goal and can't miss. I'll rescue the game and be the hero. Everyone will love me like they did at Liverpool. Alright Fernando my boy...here comes the glory........"

/translated to English.

Man, I love you.

Also, and I thought I'd never say this, too bad for Torres, he should really get back in goal-scoring form again.

ADubs86: ScouserDuck: Langston: Looked like Torres' shot was on target, but because it was a toe poke, it spun the wrong way. Not his worst miss

Except he took forever. I feel like he had an entire internal conversation with himself.

"holy shiat...the is my moment. I'm right in front of goal and can't miss. I'll rescue the game and be the hero. Everyone will love me like they did at Liverpool. Alright Fernando my boy...here comes the glory........"

/translated to English.

Man, I love you.

Also, and I thought I'd never say this, too bad for Torres, he should really get back in goal-scoring form again.

I don't feel bad at all. I know that I know nothing from behind the scenes but that man had everything at Anfield. He was a star. People sang his name and put his face on 50 ft flags. Not only does he leave for where he is now, his response to the fans that were upset was "I never kissed the (Liverpool) badge."

/fark him
//still a little bitter

ScouserDuck: I don't feel bad at all. I know that I know nothing from behind the scenes but that man had everything at Anfield. He was a star. People sang his name and put his face on 50 ft flags. Not only does he leave for where he is now, his response to the fans that were upset was "I never kissed the (Liverpool) badge."

/fark him
//still a little bitter

I know, I burned my Torres shirt when I heard he had left. He was my first shirt I had ever put a players name on, and he leaves the next year. But as much as I hate the way he left the club and the BS reasons he gave as to why I shouldn't be mad at him, I still feel a bit sorry for the man. His failings in front of goal are funny as hell, but still sad.

Zak Whitbread has been the man today. Klinsi, call him up!