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JFK's hearse for sale in Arizona. YMMV
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FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-21 09:02:52 AM
I've heard it'll only go back and to the left.
edmo
2012-01-21 10:00:27 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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I've heard it'll only go back and to the left.
What?
Dem joke: I've heard it'll only go left.
GOP joke: I've heard it'll only go backwards.
FTFY
/I never knew JFK owned a hearse
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-21 10:02:07 AM
edmo
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FirstNationalBastard: I've heard it'll only go back and to the left.
What?
Dem joke: I've heard it'll only go left.
GOP joke: I've heard it'll only go backwards.
FTFY
/I never knew JFK owned a hearse
Hardy-r-r
2012-01-21 10:48:01 AM
I'd take a shot at that.
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials
2012-01-21 10:50:49 AM
JFK finally got it through his head that he wasn't welcome in Dallas.
LockeOak
2012-01-21 10:51:15 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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I've heard it'll only go back and to the left.
Back... and to the left.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-21 10:51:34 AM
THERE'S A CONSPIRACY TO SELL THAT VEHICLE
midnightdorifto
2012-01-21 10:52:39 AM
Screw that, I want Kim Jong Il's 1976 Lincoln hearse. Now that's classy riding.
/Hot like Pyongyang in the middle of a famine
Mildot
2012-01-21 10:53:31 AM
Com'on, I need a hearse like I need a hole in my head...
hey, maybe this guy would be interested.
Curious
2012-01-21 10:55:05 AM
so the body of JFK was in this hearse for 20-30 minutes making it now worth a cool mil?
the recession must truly be over.
muzzrphochr
2012-01-21 10:55:56 AM
Hardy-r-r
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I'd take a shot at that.
ftw ~ over in 4
/thanks for the laugh
numbone
2012-01-21 11:04:12 AM
Who ya gonna call?
Apos
2012-01-21 11:07:18 AM
Is Dillinger's infamy value not worth at least $200K?
Mr. Shabooboo
2012-01-21 11:14:57 AM
Make sure it doesn't have a cracked head. Cause if it does, it's probably shot.
Mildot
2012-01-21 11:17:11 AM
JFK's hearse for sale in Arizona. YMMV
(body sold seperately)
Mentalpatient87
2012-01-21 11:17:24 AM
Your medulla may vacate?
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-21 11:33:23 AM
Wasn't a car involved in Kennedy's death proven fake not too long ago?
crazykatchan
2012-01-21 11:34:40 AM
The Barrett-Jackson holds no bars when it comes to weird shiat they're willing to take and put up for a man to yell into a microphone about.
crazykatchan
2012-01-21 11:36:06 AM
UNC_Samurai
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Wasn't a car involved in Kennedy's death proven fake not too long ago?
That was last year. The ambulance that was auctioned off with his name attached was proven fake.
valar_morghulis
2012-01-21 11:39:52 AM
Um.
Freakin Rican
2012-01-21 11:49:32 AM
ive been dying to get in one of those
gotnuttin
Hector Remarkable
2012-01-21 11:56:14 AM
I wonder what that car can do for me?
Maybe I should be asking what I can do for that car.
nekom
2012-01-21 12:08:47 PM
LockeOak
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FirstNationalBastard: I've heard it'll only go back and to the left.
Back... and to the left.
Back............... and to the left.
surfren
2012-01-21 12:23:48 PM
This one would have to be fake
crazykatchan
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UNC_Samurai: Wasn't a car involved in Kennedy's death proven fake not too long ago?
That was last year. The ambulance that was auctioned off with his name attached was proven fake.
This one would have to be a fake as well.
Article states it's not only mint-condition (which denotes it hasn't been used), but it's a 1964 model, which post-dates when JFK was blown away.
Unless the article's incorrect, but ... surely that can't be so ... journalist accuracy and integrity and all that ... could it? :-/
;-)
Balchinian
2012-01-21 12:24:17 PM
Screw the hearse. I'd take a long look if his last convertible was up for bid though.
/Back and to the left: I got it,
FNB
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Captain Steroid
2012-01-21 12:26:03 PM
I'm gonna buy it, fix it up, and enter it in a demolition derby! :D
KrispyKritter
2012-01-21 12:32:53 PM
takes balls of bronze to turn down a $900k bid. owner must have a vast collection or a fat bank book. i think the money car would be the open-air limo in which the president was shot. the ambulance doesn't make sense to me.
kokomo61
2012-01-21 12:46:02 PM
surfren
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This one would have to be fake crazykatchan: UNC_Samurai: Wasn't a car involved in Kennedy's death proven fake not too long ago?
That was last year. The ambulance that was auctioned off with his name attached was proven fake.
This one would have to be a fake as well.
Article states it's not only mint-condition (which denotes it hasn't been used), but it's a 1964 model, which post-dates when JFK was blown away.
Unless the article's incorrect, but ... surely that can't be so ... journalist accuracy and integrity and all that ... could it? :-/
;-)
Most new car model years start in the preceding fall.......(e.g., 2012 models started going on sale in September October of 2011).
From the B-J website:
This 1964 Miller-Meteor hearse arrived in Dallas in October, 1963 for the National Funeral Directors Association Convention. It was the display vehicle as a new model year introduction for the 1964 and its body #64001. It was purchased by the O'Neal Funeral Home located in Dallas when the convention ended.
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-21 12:52:36 PM
Mad Mark
2012-01-21 01:28:51 PM
kokomo61
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surfren: This one would have to be fake crazykatchan: UNC_Samurai: Wasn't a car involved in Kennedy's death proven fake not too long ago?
That was last year. The ambulance that was auctioned off with his name attached was proven fake.
This one would have to be a fake as well.
Article states it's not only mint-condition (which denotes it hasn't been used), but it's a 1964 model, which post-dates when JFK was blown away.
Unless the article's incorrect, but ... surely that can't be so ... journalist accuracy and integrity and all that ... could it? :-/
;-)
Most new car model years start in the preceding fall.......(e.g., 2012 models started going on sale in September October of 2011).
From the B-J website:
This 1964 Miller-Meteor hearse arrived in Dallas in October, 1963 for the National Funeral Directors Association Convention. It was the display vehicle as a new model year introduction for the 1964 and its body #64001. It was purchased by the O'Neal Funeral Home located in Dallas when the convention ended.
Beat me to it! Probably not even broke in at the time. If it's that nice & all original it must have let a charmed life. The guy should've taken the $900000 when he had the chance though.
I had a '66 Caddy wagon I paid a whoppin' $500 for. Sold it to a friend of mine after the motor went south for a song. He had it parked across the street from a shop he ran. A guy came around the nearby curve at high speed and broadsided the hearse. The only thing that you could indentify his car with was a wheel & hubcap. Of course the dead guy's insurance company gave my buddy twice what I gave for the Caddy.
/my luck
slimfast
2012-01-21 06:12:31 PM
I thought initially subby was referring to this...
Wisdomsage
2012-01-21 06:30:47 PM
Is it a convertible? If not you can just blow the top to bits.
*ducks*
/which kennedy probably should have done too...
//ducks again
NathanielTaggart
2012-01-21 08:19:56 PM
Only goes 11 MPH.
Praise Cheesus
2012-01-21 10:58:22 PM
Watched the auction. The hearse was put up at no reserve and frankly, the owner would have been much better off taking the eBay offered price of $900,000 rather than running it through Barrett Jackson.
The final selling price was $160,000.
markb289
2012-01-21 11:34:39 PM
UNC_Samurai
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Wasn't a car involved in Kennedy's death proven fake not too long ago?
That was the '63 Pontiac Navy Ambulance that was a fake. The original was destroyed.
The Cadillac Hearse was owned by the funeral home and preserved.
FlyingJ
2012-01-22 05:01:45 AM
Rufus Lee King
they're interred in the same cemetery as my grandparents. My cousins & I would point to the family crypt & go "Hey, Body By Fischer"
/funny when 12
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