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ArkAngel
2012-01-21 09:17:09 AM
basemetal
2012-01-21 10:27:15 AM
How is this not the first squirrel posted?
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-01-21 10:29:46 AM
Does thing mean I can let mine out of the crock-pot?
coco ebert
2012-01-21 10:52:30 AM
Cool squirrel story sis time:
My hubby and I were walking down the street one day and saw a baby squirrel chilling at the base of a tree. He was adorable so we slowly walked up to it. He didn't run away. So then gently my husband started petting it and eventually picked him up and started kept petting it. Baby squirrel was so happy. He clung on to my husband's sweater enjoying the petting and then started walking on his shoulders, the top of his head, etc. Of course all the people walking down the sidewalk crossed the street to avoid us but I don't care it was totally worth it. We were *this* close to taking him home but alas, squirrels are wild animals and I'm not even sure you can domesticate them.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-01-21 11:10:59 AM
coco ebert
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Cool squirrel story sis time:
My hubby and I were walking down the street one day and saw a baby squirrel chilling at the base of a tree. He was adorable so we slowly walked up to it. He didn't run away. So then gently my husband started petting it and eventually picked him up and started kept petting it. Baby squirrel was so happy. He clung on to my husband's sweater enjoying the petting and then started walking on his shoulders, the top of his head, etc. Of course all the people walking down the sidewalk crossed the street to avoid us but I don't care it was totally worth it. We were *this* close to taking him home but alas, squirrels are wild animals and I'm not even sure you can domesticate them.
I was over in London recently and while in St. James park (opposite Buckingham Palace) the squirrels were everywhere and crawling all over a lot of the visitors. Very friendly.
LarryDan43
2012-01-21 11:20:02 AM
This means the terrorists won. Thanks Fartbongo.
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-21 11:23:10 AM
A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
MAYORBOB
2012-01-21 11:23:25 AM
Cousin Eddie says they're high in cholesterol.
ZAZ
2012-01-21 11:23:50 AM
Gray squirrels, for example, have been known to eat insects, snails, bird eggs and animal carcasses when other food is scarce.
You may have seen the picture of a squirrel eating a bird. I have also seen a picture of a squirrel cannibalizing a baby squirrel.
All tree squirrels belong to the genus Sciurus, which comes from the Greek words "skia" (shadow) and "oura" (tail).
The American red squirrel is considered a tree squirrel and is now classified in genus
Tamiasciurus
.
SevenYearHawk
2012-01-21 11:25:39 AM
Squirrel?
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-21 11:26:02 AM
Squirrels are evil. Tasty, tasty evil.
imprimere
2012-01-21 11:26:46 AM
Ingredients
2 squirrels - skinned, gutted, and cut into pieces
4 large potatoes, quartered
1 pound carrots, chopped
1 green bell pepper, chopped
4 onions, sliced
2 cups water
1/4 medium head cabbage
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
Directions
1.In a slow cooker, place the squirrel meat, potatoes, carrots, green bell pepper, onions, water, cabbage, salt and ground black pepper.
2.Cover and cook on low setting for 8 hours.
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-21 11:31:08 AM
basemetal
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How is this not the first squirrel posted?
I appreciate this.
pit and pendulum
2012-01-21 11:34:24 AM
every day is squirrel appreciation day.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-21 11:34:57 AM
ZAZ
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Gray squirrels, for example, have been known to eat insects, snails, bird eggs and animal carcasses when other food is scarce.
You may have seen the picture of a squirrel eating a bird. I have also seen a picture of a squirrel cannibalizing a baby squirrel.
All tree squirrels belong to the genus Sciurus, which comes from the Greek words "skia" (shadow) and "oura" (tail).
The American red squirrel is considered a tree squirrel and is now classified in genus Tamiasciurus.
Huh. Don't they interbreed with gray squirrels? That would indicate they should be in the same genus, right?
MoronLessOff
2012-01-21 11:36:06 AM
kiwimoogle84
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A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
A squirrel bit me once....
once.
Here's a step by step guide to
field dressing a squirrel.
Warning: Graphic. Warning: Nuts.
Apos
2012-01-21 11:36:54 AM
I see how it is. So only our cutest animal friends deserve special days? Don't the less photogenic but no less captivating-the platypuses,mandrills,hyenas and tapirs and so on-deserve a bit of the limelight as well?
Shocking faunal discrimination at work here.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-21 11:40:46 AM
Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife.
dogdaze
2012-01-21 11:46:20 AM
Squirrel Appreciation Day 2012: Photoshop Competition
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iheartscotch
2012-01-21 11:48:12 AM
Squirrels are disease carrying vermin, who's only goal in life is to burrow into your attic and breed. They really are rats with really poofy tails. Now owls, there's a majestic creature; and they eat squirrels.
/ damn squirrels stole my nuts
// get off my lawn you damn kids
Pvt Joker
2012-01-21 11:48:13 AM
Dead squirrel appreciation
This squirrel is feeling unappreciated:
Link
Miranda Renee
2012-01-21 11:48:17 AM
I guess this means that I shouldn't use them for slingshot target practice today... Nuts.
Gleeman
2012-01-21 11:49:15 AM
Just try keeping squirrels out of the bird feeder.
ka1axy
2012-01-21 11:51:57 AM
AlwaysRightBoy
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I was over in London recently and while in St. James park (opposite Buckingham Palace) the squirrels were everywhere and crawling all over a lot of the visitors. Very friendly.
[i221.photobucket.com image 270x376]
My GOD, that's a well-fed squirrel!
cerejaninja
2012-01-21 11:58:50 AM
Lone Stranger
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[squirrelworld.lincatz.com image 147x147]
Gonads and strife. Gonads and strife.
Oh the memories...
MoronLessOff
2012-01-21 12:00:26 PM
Apos
:
I see how it is. So only our cutest animal friends deserve special days? Don't the less photogenic but no less captivating-the platypuses,mandrills,hyenas and tapirs and so on-deserve a bit of the limelight as well?
Shocking faunal discrimination at work here.
Print
this
for your very own Perry the Platypus.
SpaceBison
2012-01-21 12:00:59 PM
JungleBoogie
2012-01-21 12:01:27 PM
Classic Superbowl commercial (2000) for EDS - "Running of the Squirrels"
.
"To beat the squirrel, you must think like a squirrel.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-21 12:03:46 PM
Squirrel
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Appreciation
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Day
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kiwimoogle84
2012-01-21 12:04:50 PM
MoronLessOff
:
kiwimoogle84: A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
A squirrel bit me once....
once.
Here's a step by step guide to field dressing a squirrel. Warning: Graphic. Warning: Nuts.
I like nuts.
hitlersbrain
2012-01-21 12:08:08 PM
About time too...
MoronLessOff
2012-01-21 12:09:38 PM
kiwimoogle84
:
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
A squirrel bit me once....
once.
Here's a step by step guide to field dressing a squirrel. Warning: Graphic. Warning: Nuts.
I like nuts.
If you like squirrels too, you'd love my yard. They come and eat all the black walnuts and leave the shells in nice little piles.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-01-21 12:12:33 PM
ka1axy
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AlwaysRightBoy:
I was over in London recently and while in St. James park (opposite Buckingham Palace) the squirrels were everywhere and crawling all over a lot of the visitors. Very friendly.
[i221.photobucket.com image 270x376]
My GOD, that's a well-fed squirrel!
It's a flippin' royal squirrel. Of course it's well fed.
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-21 12:15:16 PM
MoronLessOff
:
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
A squirrel bit me once....
once.
Here's a step by step guide to field dressing a squirrel. Warning: Graphic. Warning: Nuts.
I like nuts.
If you like squirrels too, you'd love my yard. They come and eat all the black walnuts and leave the shells in nice little piles.
Awwww. *grabs my .22*
CraicBaby
2012-01-21 12:16:42 PM
Here's me appreciating the squirrels at the Field Museum in Chicago:
MoronLessOff
2012-01-21 12:18:43 PM
kiwimoogle84
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MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
A squirrel bit me once....
once.
Here's a step by step guide to field dressing a squirrel. Warning: Graphic. Warning: Nuts.
I like nuts.
If you like squirrels too, you'd love my yard. They come and eat all the black walnuts and leave the shells in nice little piles.
Awwww. *grabs my .22*
I....like where this is going?
ABQGOD
2012-01-21 12:20:46 PM
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-21 12:24:49 PM
MoronLessOff
:
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
A squirrel bit me once....
once.
Here's a step by step guide to field dressing a squirrel. Warning: Graphic. Warning: Nuts.
I like nuts.
If you like squirrels too, you'd love my yard. They come and eat all the black walnuts and leave the shells in nice little piles.
Awwww. *grabs my .22*
I....like where this is going?
You should. :P I'm a good shot.
reddfrogg
2012-01-21 12:28:20 PM
What's not to like?
MoronLessOff
2012-01-21 12:30:45 PM
kiwimoogle84
:
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
A squirrel bit me once....
once.
Here's a step by step guide to field dressing a squirrel. Warning: Graphic. Warning: Nuts.
I like nuts.
If you like squirrels too, you'd love my yard. They come and eat all the black walnuts and leave the shells in nice little piles.
Awwww. *grabs my .22*
I....like where this is going?
You should. :P I'm a good shot.
I like good shots. Ok, I do like where this is going.
You know who else likes shooting squirrels?
I've never eaten it myself, but I would definitely give it a try.
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2012-01-21 12:33:04 PM
Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have plugged those two with my trusty BB gun that were messing around in my backyard earlier today. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
uttertosh
2012-01-21 12:35:37 PM
R.I.P. Photoshop Scrutinizer
fregniacciaro
2012-01-21 12:40:37 PM
MoronLessOff
:
kiwimoogle84: A squirrel bit my sister once.
No really! Mind you, squirrel bites can be pretty nasty.
/wik
//wik wik
A squirrel bit me once....
once.
Here's a step by step guide to field dressing a squirrel. Warning: Graphic. Warning: Nuts.
Beat me to it. AoM is one of my favorite stops on the interweb. Used to plug squirrels that tore up our apple & pecan trees in Alpharetta.
Mr.Hawk
2012-01-21 12:42:57 PM
JRoo
2012-01-21 12:44:35 PM
GIS FTW
Ivo Shandor
2012-01-21 12:45:44 PM
coco ebert
:
squirrels are wild animals and I'm not even sure you can domesticate them.
Well, you can teach them to water-ski. Regular domestication can't be too much harder than that.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-21 12:48:31 PM
fregniacciaro
:
AoM is one of my favorite stops on the interweb.
I just started using a double edge safety razor. Their guide to cleaning an antique razor was very helpful. I wish they updated daily.
coco ebert
2012-01-21 12:54:03 PM
Ivo Shandor
:
coco ebert: squirrels are wild animals and I'm not even sure you can domesticate them.
Well, you can teach them to water-ski. Regular domestication can't be too much harder than that.
[img593.imageshack.us image 410x308]
zomg! *faints from teh cuteness*
LeroyBourne
2012-01-21 12:55:18 PM
My buddy Eric made this commercial for On Star (it's some contest), he's dressed up as a squirrel. If he wins it gets aired during the Super bowl. Enjoy.
Link
(new window)
fregniacciaro
2012-01-21 12:56:46 PM
MoronLessOff
:
fregniacciaro: AoM is one of my favorite stops on the interweb.
I just started using a double edge safety razor. Their guide to cleaning an antique razor was very helpful. I wish they updated daily.
More frequent updates would be nice. I'm currently working on the 52 letter challenge. Missed one three weeks in, so I guess I need to finish reading the willpower series...
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