DeLeon said Clucas "unprovoked, decided to take a swipe" at the sprinkler, which is about 6 feet from the ground.

Six feet? At that height you're just asking for it.

a river runs through

/ocean spray

Nightclub? Somebody is still calling a place where you can drink outside of the house a nightclub? Is this the 60's?

What are you implying comrade?

Did he atleast yell wet t-shirt contest? Or did he impress the girl that just turned him down?

He made it rain on dem hoes. Fat Joe and Lil Wayne would be proud of him.

Good thing he didn't do the Lawnmower

Is there anything a d-bag won't punch?

davidphogan: DeLeon said Clucas "unprovoked, decided to take a swipe" at the sprinkler, which is about 6 feet from the ground.

Six feet? At that height you're just asking for it.

Right? He looks like he might be a bigger, taller sort of guy, maybe he was a bit drunk, turned around, it nearly took out his eye, and in the panic, he took a swipe at it? (I'm guessing it's really higher and someone made a bad estimate)

DeLeon said Clucas "unprovoked, decided to take a swipe" at the sprinkler, which is about 6 feet from the ground.

I'm a little curious about why the marketing director felt the need to assure us that the sprinkler didn't start it.

he should have went to the Great White show.

SuburbanMan fights sprinklers.
CorvetteMan fights fire trucks.

Ed Finnerty: Kyle Butler: Nightclub? Somebody is still calling a place where you can drink outside of the house a nightclub? Is this the 60's?

That's the type of question a commie hippie would ask.

seriously.

A nightclub (also known as a discothèque, or simply a club or disco) is an entertainment venue which usually operates late into the night. A nightclub is generally distinguished from bars, pubs or taverns by the inclusion of a dance floor and a DJ booth, where a DJ plays recorded EDM, hip hop, rock, reggae, and pop music.
The music in nightclubs is either live bands or, more commonly, a mix of songs played by a DJ through a powerful PA system. Most clubs or club nights cater to certain music genres, such as techno, house music, trance, heavy metal, garage, hip hop, salsa, dancehall, Drum and Bass, Dubstep or soca music. Many clubs also promote playing the Top 40 which has most of the night playing the most broadcast songs of the previous week. (wikipedia)

nightclub: relevant today as it was in 1947, 57, 67 etc.

/ Roadhouse

Cheese on Cheerios 2012-01-21 10:55:11 AM DeLeon said Clucas "unprovoked, decided to take a swipe" at the sprinkler, which is about 6 feet from the ground.

I'm a little curious about why the marketing director felt the need to assure us that the sprinkler didn't start it.
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Hehehe. Yeah, me too.

What kinda bar, anywhere, has ceilings that are six feet? Sounds like someone's crappy basement turned into a crappy club.

6 feet? What happens if someone 6 feet or taller wants to come in??

A sprinkler six feet from the floor is low enough for an appreciable number of people to hit their heads on. It's also low enough for a lot more people to accidentally hit while waving their hands over their head. I can see someone punching the air and, whoops, there's a sprinkler there.