Dr. Keith Ablow is a psychiatrist and member of the Fox News Medical A-Team.

So, this guy is Murdock?

Fox News has a "Medical A-Team?!?"

Why in the hell does that make me laugh so much?

Aww it's the transphobic asshole who got his panties tied in a knot because a boy painted his nails pink. And how cute, he thinks his opinions matter.

Truly, his inability to commit to a relationship or fulfill vows he made before his church and his God mean that in the hard times ahead, he won't be hidebound by any such vows to nation or a people. He will be able to make the hard decisions because he knows that vows are just for little people, and he will be able to bring a reality based sort of politics, a RealPolitics even, to the White House. He will be able to bring such a RealPolitics to the fore, and unbound by Congress or the Judicial branches, he can bring us the sort of government that we all truly crave, a strong leader who isn't all caught up with "laws" or "decency" but by a vision, a vision of the future where the strongest can carve out their own slice of the American pie.

Truly, it will be a great and grand time for those who have the strength to cast aside all those preconceptions of morality or ethics. After all, it's ethics for thee, not for me, right?

No, I'm pretty sure Fox made that up.

Some wives you are better without.

AmorousRedDragon: hubiestubert: Truly, it will be a great and grand time for those who have the strength to cast aside all those preconceptions of morality or ethics. After all, it's ethics for thee, not for me, right?

I had to post this after reading that as "morality or ethnics"

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hehe, people make everybody into hitler.

AmorousRedDragon: IronTom: hehe, people make everybody into hitler.

Wanted to get the Godwin in early this time.

See, here I go to the trouble of making the Evil Empire references, and folks leap straight for Nazis. Come on folks: we fought folks on BOTH sides, Fascists AND Communists. The pairing of state and corporate interest AND the ebbil collectivists. To be fair, Gingrich is a bit more into the idea of pairing government and corporate interest, but really, analogies could be made for more Stalinesque sorts of comparisons...

Yeah, but what happens when the country really goes into the shiatter and suddenly we find that President Gingrich leaves us to become President of Brazil, since it's younger and sexier and not dying?

Or is this guy such a Reagan Fellator that he figures "Ronnie had two marriages and he took down the Soviet Union by just pointing at the Kremlin and whispering 'Boo-yah,' so Newt with THREE marriages should be able to piss 93 Octane Unleaded and with a single upraised eyebrow make every muslin turn his turban into a tablecloth for a good ol' pork barbeque!"

So, if three marriages would make him a good president, we should get Larry King (5?) into the race.

When its God-Fearing Americans:

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When its da Libruls:

You're not even Drew Pinsky, "Doc."

I knew this would happen: the DERP brigade is going to rally around this little
wanker because he was 'ambushed by the media' and he might actually be able
to give Romney a fight for the nomination.

This is why the USA can't have nice things any more; shiat floats to the top.

Um....well..huh...

Because when India and Pakistan start lobbing nukes at one another and that 3AM call comes I want a Chief Executive who can decisively say "You know what would fix this? Some strange on my hanglow."

I read that headline and I was all like:

DjangoStonereaver: he was 'ambushed by the media' and he might actually be able

Excuse me, but I have to interject here on this important matter. Sir, the proper term is: Liebral Drive-By Lamestream MSM Media.

We do take note of these things.

That wonderful phrase was created by Rush "El Rushbo, a/k/a Kiddy Farker" Limbaugh probably to describe the slew of drive-bys conducted in Compton back in the early 90's by Dan Rather and Peter Jennings. It was a bath of blood, let me tell you. He'd actually have a point if he went after local TV news people who shove the cameras in the faces of a family that just had their child murdered and say: "YOUR SON IS DEAD HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? IS YOUR FAMILY SHOCKED BY THIS NEWS? THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!"

See? We could all get on board with electrocuting those type of reporters until their genitals burn off and their teeth fall out. Right? No dissent there.

However, assface here, only sees the news as bad when scientists post their stupid facts that make Allah weep, their buddies get exposed as the thieving scumbags they really are, or Oxycontin prices are going up.

Where was I going with this? Oh yeah!

I only get my news from one source: The Library of Retardia (new window)

They are run buy a known pedophile so they have to be legit, right?



"ROAR! All media liberal and homo and unclean! ROAR! I need a sweaty hot naked little boy! "

If I want to hear discussion on chess, I defer to a grandmaster. If I want to hear people discuss basketball, I defer to professional basketball players. But Gingrich goes after Clinton for having an affair? They don't call him an authority on the topic. They call him a hypocrite. Riiiiiiiight.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "You know what would fix this? Some strange on my hanglow."

is that like bustle in your hedgerow?

AmorousRedDragon: Clinton was in a higher office, and his mistress was much more attractive.

AmorousRedDragon: He was so upset about it because Clinton was in a higher office, and his mistress was much more attractive. Jealousy, if you will.

Wrong. Gingrich's physical attractiveness cannot be judged by physical appearance alone.

Mike_LowELL: Wrong. Gingrich's physical attractiveness cannot be judged by physical appearance alone.

Right. You need a satellite for that.

NewportBarGuy: Mike_LowELL: Wrong. Gingrich's physical attractiveness cannot be judged by physical appearance alone.

Right. You need a satellite for that.

A satellite...of love?

cameroncrazy1984: NewportBarGuy: Mike_LowELL: Wrong. Gingrich's physical attractiveness cannot be judged by physical appearance alone.

Right. You need a satellite for that.

A satellite...of love?



"Not cool, man."



"What they said."



FREUNLAVEN! OOOOOOOOOOH!

I think they have it confused. Adultery doesn't better your chances, but it also might not lessen your chances.