FTA: It is not yet known how she came to get the 'Bambam' nickname.

Really?

REALLY?

crypticsatellite: The dude is a real wimp or we're not hearing all of the story...or she's really, really, really good in bed and he was hoping for more.


Whatever.

She sure turned his flintstones to rubble.

crypticsatellite: The dude is a real wimp or we're not hearing all of the story...or she's really, really, really good in bed and he was hoping for more.

She did have a knife. Female or not, it isn't that hard to stab someone to death if you really mean it, and she was clearly nuts enough to do it. Sure, you could overpower her in a fight, but do you take the chance that you'll be able to do it before she gets in a good slash or poke somewhere vital? I'm not sure if I would, and I have some training.

She's cute. Wash her first.......hahahahahahaha (crazy laugh)

Crack that whip!

I just wanna see you at night
Don't come round my house in the day
I love it when we start up a fight
And I love it when the fight ends your way
I love it when you call me names

WILMA!!!

Well, is she a butterface?

There's ppl that pay....oh...

Girlfriend, how could you let him treat you so bad?
You know you were the best he ever had.

//too obscure?

I'd hit it..multiple times..with a lamp

And to think...I have men who gladly pay me to do this, or worse, to them.

There's probably little chance that she'll get a clean Slate.

publikenemy: I'd hit it..multiple times..with a lamp

Personally, I would have went with a moldy smoked Whitefish instead of a lamp, but I am Jewish.

Apos *Raised eyebrow* Oh?

Well, I did not put "Dominatrix" in my profile for giggles.

As someone who got woken up in the middle of the night, a few hours ago, by my sleeping wife's flailing foot to my groin, I'm getting a kick out of these replies. Or rather I GOT a kick.

/ ow.

Kiradikash: And to think...I have men who gladly pay me to do this, or worse, to them keep it safe, sane, and consensual.

FTFY

cbackous: article refers to a "back backroom"

How do I get one of those?

Turn around and bend over?

Gawdzila: it isn't that hard to stab someone to death if you really mean it

Actually, it is, which is why you generally read about the victim having 89 stab wounds.

Ouch.

it seems like there are a lot of cases where women suddenly mutilate or slash the genitals of their unsuspecting lover.. it's always the first target. I've never heard of a jealous man slicing off his girlfriend's clitoris while she slept.. or fisting her with epoxy or doing anything to her vagina specifically for revenge..

ayretise: it seems like there are a lot of cases where women suddenly mutilate or slash the genitals of their unsuspecting lover.. it's always the first target. I've never heard of a jealous man slicing off his girlfriend's clitoris while she slept.. or fisting her with epoxy or doing anything to her vagina specifically for revenge..

They tend to look more like this in those cases:

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/11/10/socal-man-who-blinded-sexua l ly-assaulted-ex-gets-40-years-in-prison/

soo bawlz

Bob The Nob: WILMA!!!

I did her...



...but Betty caught BamBam trying on dresses and figured he would grow up to be a tranny.

Reporter needs to go back to the obit's. A back backroom, a room in the back is simply in the back. Maybe should've just wrote bedroom. I am pretty sure Utah didn't go British. They still use $'s. Send reporter to Bambam for punishment

Note to self: Do not become involved with women nicknamed after cartoon characters.

LowbrowDeluxe: ayretise: it seems like there are a lot of cases where women suddenly mutilate or slash the genitals of their unsuspecting lover.. it's always the first target. I've never heard of a jealous man slicing off his girlfriend's clitoris while she slept.. or fisting her with epoxy or doing anything to her vagina specifically for revenge..

They tend to look more like this in those cases:

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/11/10/socal-man-who-blinded-sexua l ly-assaulted-ex-gets-40-years-in-prison/

"Bambam" will likely receive less than 1/20th of his sentence.

offmymeds: Note to self: Do not become involved with women nicknamed after cartoon characters.

The neck tat is an obvious warning sign.

Likes him some crazy Bam Bam.

Kiradikash: Apos *Raised eyebrow* Oh?

Well, I did not put "Dominatrix" in my profile for giggles.

That sound you hear is Farkers clicking your profile and cursing the lack of pictures

bandy: LowbrowDeluxe:

The neck tat is an obvious warning sign.

Oh, I don't know, I thought it really pulled her whole look together...

starsrift And to think...I have men who gladly pay me to do this, or worse, to them keep it safe, sane, and consensual.

FTFY

Just because they would gladly pay me to do so, does not mean I would actually book a session for it. And there are PLENTY of ways to do CBT in a safe, sane, and consensual way.

fregniacciaro That sound you hear is Farkers clicking your profile and cursing the lack of pictures

Hmmm...I meant to put pics in my profile awhile back. I'll have to do that. Thanks for reminding me.

/Off to dig through my photos

Kiradikash: Apos *Raised eyebrow* Oh?

Well, I did not put "Dominatrix" in my profile for giggles.

How I do love finding fellow perverts on here.

Come say hi. https://fetlife.com/users/1055

Kiradikash: And to think...I have men who gladly pay me to do this, or worse, to them.

I can only imagine how fat you are. Gross.

Apos: Kiradikash: fregniacciaro That sound you hear is Farkers clicking your profile and cursing the lack of pictures

Hmmm...I meant to put pics in my profile awhile back. I'll have to do that. Thanks for reminding me.

/Off to dig through my photos


Do hurry back. ;)

You like looking at pictures of homely, out-of-shape women? Dude, you don't need Fark for that!