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Mr. Coffee Nerves

2012-01-21 12:16:22 AM

No, based on sales, Dwight Schrute is actually good at something.

Hueg_Redd

2012-01-21 02:22:37 AM

Dwight has probably had way fewer BJs

Gangway Fathead

2012-01-21 02:25:31 AM

I had that on my facebook on wednesday. COME ON!

Kuoxasar

2012-01-21 02:28:25 AM

On the face of it they are nothing alike.

One is a social misfit who who is despised by his colleagues and mocked by the nation.

The other is a ~~former House speaker who is running for president.~~beloved television character.

(Yeah I know, thats_the_joke.jpg.gif.bin.tar.zip.gov)

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-21 02:38:11 AM

Gangway Fathead: I had that on my facebook on wednesday. COME ON!

Not everyone is on Facebook.

Emposter

2012-01-21 02:39:24 AM

Visually, there's a vague resemblance, but at that level, Newt also looks like any of millions of other pudgy, glasses wearing, dark haired office workers.

I think the comparison of how people view each of them personality-wise is far more telling.

that bosnian sniper

2012-01-21 02:46:21 AM

Goddamn it, I hate it when the news media latches onto something that's been around for months and was funny until the mainstream decides to turn it into a meme, crap all over it and render it completely unfunny.

Next up, cheezburger network adds a "Newt or Schrute?" site.

stoli n coke

2012-01-21 02:47:24 AM

No. Dwight actually learned how to do a job.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2012-01-21 02:54:45 AM

You could probably separate a lot of people from newt.

/Cause he's fat and all...

//Really, really fat.

///Cheers!

Blues Drive Monster

2012-01-21 03:04:07 AM

I found this link (new window) on the side more engaging. (nsfw-ish?)

farkityfarker

2012-01-21 03:05:19 AM

The 70's have got to be the most embarrassing fashion decade in history.

acefox1

2012-01-21 03:07:24 AM

buckler

2012-01-21 04:18:34 AM

Interesting that they both wear the same tie.

The Gentleman Caller

2012-01-21 05:02:35 AM

So is the office in earth 2? Newt seems to be the kind of guy who would truly enjoy beets.

WaffleStomper

2012-01-21 05:38:13 AM

It does me good seeing libs pissing themselves at the thought of Obama losing after you retards thought you had it in the bag.

Carry on

stoli n coke

2012-01-21 06:03:36 AM

WaffleStomper: It does me good seeing libs pissing themselves at the thought of Obama losing after you retards thought you had it in the bag.

Carry on

Awwww. You think Newt's gonna pull you up from the crowd like the chick in the Springsteen video and take you backstage. As he lifts up his Gold Bond coated gunt and prepares to press up his pale doughy Newtmentum, do you tearfully exclaim, "Treat me like your cancer wife, Newtie!"?

Garble

2012-01-21 07:23:47 AM

farkityfarker: The 70's have got to be the most embarrassing fashion decade in history.

This was a fashion craze.

Dead for Tax Reasons

2012-01-21 07:26:26 AM

I guess they watched thursday's daily show

Superjoe

2012-01-21 07:45:38 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: No, based on sales, Dwight Schrute is actually good at something.

That's not fair. Newt is great at being a douche.

b0rg9

2012-01-21 07:55:02 AM

I was thinking more like-

img.photobucket.com

/apologies to studman69

Mrbogey

2012-01-21 08:01:57 AM

"Shut up, Obama!"

Callista has the eyes to pull off Boltie.

UCFRoadWarrior

2012-01-21 08:06:37 AM

Mrbogey: "Shut up, Obama!"

Callista has the eyes to pull off Boltie.

Yeah, but can Calista make her own super-hero costume and rape Newt? And I bet she doesn't wanna go fight crime, either...Just sayin'

hershy799

2012-01-21 08:51:48 AM

Kuoxasar: On the face of it they are nothing alike.

One is a social misfit who who is despised by his colleagues and mocked by the nation.

The other is a ~~former House speaker who is running for president.~~beloved television character.

(Yeah I know, thats_the_joke.jpg.gif.bin.tar.zip.gov)

Came here to say this, but you beat me to it. You win one internets

offmymeds

2012-01-21 09:05:45 AM

Pretty funny stuff despite coming from the Daily Fail.

Sock Ruh Tease

2012-01-21 09:34:12 AM

It's funny because Newt is also a deranged psychopath.

Prussian_Roulette

2012-01-21 11:37:52 AM

RIP DWIGHT SHULTZ!!

theknuckler_33

2012-01-21 11:48:49 AM

WaffleStomper: It does me good seeing libs pissing themselves at the thought of Obama losing after you retards thought you had it in the bag.

Carry on

What's really funny is what you consider 'pissing themselves'.

Gsm136

2012-01-21 12:07:45 PM

How can they be separated, Dwight resorped his twin and therefore has the strength of a grown man, and a baby

Flatulent_Flea

2012-01-21 12:38:37 PM

File Create Date 01/15/2012

ongbok

2012-01-21 01:24:15 PM

Dwight may be silly and ignorant, but he isn't an idiot. Newt on the other hand.

Arkanaut

2012-01-21 02:42:59 PM

Kuoxasar: On the face of it they are nothing alike.

One is a social misfit who who is despised by his colleagues and mocked by the nation.

The other is a former House speaker who is running for president.beloved television character.

(Yeah I know, thats_the_joke.jpg.gif.bin.tar.zip.gov)

I wonder if that was the original text of the article. The setup is almost too perfect.

Crescent City Cat-Daddy

2012-01-21 02:47:03 PM

Came for the "FALSE! ..." meme. Leaving disappointed.

Flaming Yawn

2012-01-21 05:51:08 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Gangway Fathead: I had that on my facebook on wednesday. COME ON!

Not everyone is on Facebook.

Everyone who matters is.

/no offense
//not on facebook
///QED

Pootums

2012-01-22 11:11:05 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: I guess they watched thursday's daily show

Daily Show nailed it with these.
photos.imageevent.com

I added the looks like but these are screenshots

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