"Action! Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich"


Mr. Norris, endorsing a sociopath who proudly claims America would be stronger if we repeal child labor laws and put children to work, is a guaranteed trip to the LOSER hall of flame.

F&ck you Gingrich you bloated retard!

This should end the cult of chuck norris. So much so that I won't even bother to capitalise his name, that's how far he has fallen. Unless Newt wins, in which case ... I'm moving.

Chuck Norris loves child labor and cheating on spouses.

Chuck.....WTF? You've sunk so low. Endorsing almost everything in sight. You must be in need of $.
I'm not going to PS or quote your "facts" anymore.

Your loss.

ultraholland: Who?

He's a martial artist who used to be cool until Jean Claude VanDamme kicked his ass.

Dumski: You've sunk so low

Well it's nice to see that everyone else has finally gotten around to seeing him the way I do.

Chuck Norris jokes don't work when it comes to his political leanings.

They also haven't worked for about 5 years, but hey.

No YOU'RE a Towel: They also haven't never worked for about 5 years, but hey.

Fixed.

Chuck Norris jokes were always retarded.

I'm frankly surprised he didn't endorse crazy ass Santorum.

Dumski: Chuck.....WTF? You've sunk so low. Endorsing almost everything in sight. You must be in need of $.
I'm not going to PS or quote your "facts" anymore.

Your loss.

You mean his endorsement of Huckabee wasn't enough for you?

GAT_00: Chuck Norris jokes were always retarded.

glad someone else realizes this.

now Overlord Saurfang jokes, on the other hand...

We believe Newt's experience, leadership, knowledge, wisdom, faith and even humility to learn from his failures (personal and public) can return America to her glory days. And he is the best man left on the battlefield who is able to outwit, outplay and outlast Obama and his campaign machine.


Battlefield? The only battlefield that fat f*ck has ever seen is at Fox Studios during the War on Christmas.

vygramul: Dumski: Chuck.....WTF? You've sunk so low. Endorsing almost everything in sight. You must be in need of $.
I'm not going to PS or quote your "facts" anymore.

Your loss.

You mean his endorsement of Huckabee wasn't enough for you?

I guess so. I'm Canadian, so I don't give a fark about his endorsement. U.S. politics is so buggered up I think its worse than Canadian. This whole Republican race is a clusterfark.

/no offence to my American farkers intended

Dumski: vygramul: Dumski: Chuck.....WTF? You've sunk so low. Endorsing almost everything in sight. You must be in need of $.
I'm not going to PS or quote your "facts" anymore.

Your loss.

You mean his endorsement of Huckabee wasn't enough for you?

I guess so. I'm Canadian, so I don't give a fark about his endorsement. U.S. politics is so buggered up I think its worse than Canadian. This whole Republican race is a clusterfark.

/no offence to my American farkers intended

No offense, most of us here are pretty appalled by it as well.

ultraholland: Who?

He's the Victoria Jackson of TV martial arts.

what color of Miss Clairol does he use?

We believe Newt's experience, leadership, knowledge, wisdom, faith and even humility to learn from his failures (personal and public) can return America to her glory days.

Dragging America back into the middle of the last century is NOT the best way to return to "glory days," Chucklehead. It's a cowardly way of living upon the back of your former achievements. You're like the small-town, alcoholic douchebag who hangs out in the bowling alley bar telling everyone about the time he threw all those touchdowns against the high school team the next town over.

No one who has intellectually advanced beyond homeroom farking cares anymore, Chuck.

I'm all for American Democracy, but any potential voter who hears of this and thinks "Oh, thank God. I was totally on the fence as to who to throw my support behind, but now that Chuck Norris has endorsed I can pay the neighbor's toddler eight cents to hammer Newt signs into my lawn and cast my ballot proudly" should probably be strongly discouraged from exercising his franchise and should instead be placed in a small room behind a stout door with a single, tiny, wire-reinforced window so we can see what he'll do next.

Amos Quito: One man in this room could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

Yeah, but George Washington has been dead for quite some time.

It doesn't matter who he endorses. The Republican nominee is nothing more than a ritual sacrifice this election unless Obama gets caught gargling some little boy's nuts in the Oval Office, and even then it'll be close.

I give Norris a pass on his politics--if he wants to write for World Nut Daily, that's fine. With a cameo in Dodgeball alone he's already contributed more to society than Pat Boone, Victoria Jackson, or Joseph "Pornstache" Farah combined. Doesn't bother me. If he ever migrates to Prison Planet, I might draw the line there. If you can dodge a Gingrich, you can dodge a ball.

/Still that was a legendary fight scene with Bruce Lee.

eggrolls: Amos Quito: [scrapetv.com image 611x404]

One man in this room could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

There's a ninja behind Ron Paul?

Nope. About 100 of them.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: It doesn't matter who he endorses. The Republican nominee is nothing more than a ritual sacrifice this election unless Obama gets caught gargling some little boy's nuts in the Oval Office, and even then it'll be close.

And the response will be "This happened because we weren't CONSERVATIVE enough! Get us a clone from the combined DNA of Pat Robertson, Pat Buchanan, Anita Bryant, G. Gordon Liddy and the guy who played Ricky Schroder's Dad on 'Silver Spoons!'"

And thus was formed Retarded Voltron! (who lost every state except Mississippi in 2016 with running mate Bristol Palin)

Chuck Norris delivers roundhouse to Obama Romney

dudemanbro: Chuck Norris delivers roundhouse to Obama Romney

Yeah, they really don't like that Mormon/Rich Yankee thingy down in them parts. Bush was OK because he talked all retarded, like they do. Romney is the kid they all hate. Plus his Jesus is all weird.

And he is the best man left on the battlefield who is able to outwit, outplay and outlast Obama and his campaign machine.

Setting aside the endorsement itself for a moment, is quoting the slogan from Survivor really the best way to persuade people to take a candidate seriously? Better than singing the Pokémon theme, maybe, but only just.

I never followed norris. I'm not a big fan of dance movies.

Chuck Norris is so dim that Chuck Norris thinks the Chuck Norris meme was flattering to Chuck Norris.

FTA:We believe Newt's experience, leadership, knowledge, wisdom, faith and even humility to learn from his failures (personal and public)

He said Newt showed humility. BWAWHAHAHAA. Farkin classic Chuck! Keep em coming!