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Cop's job description: traffic tickets ✔, bust dope smokers ✔, hassle brown people ✔, mace protestors ✔, more traffic tickets ✔, save 10-year-old boy's life ✖
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ShawnDoc
2012-01-20 07:55:08 PM
Clicked the link expecting the story to be about a douche bag cop. Pleasantly surprised to find out its about a good cop and a douche bag city hall.
DundieAwardWinner
2012-01-20 08:08:28 PM
ShawnDoc
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Clicked the link expecting the story to be about a douche bag cop. Pleasantly surprised to find out its about a good cop and a douche bag city hall.
Pretty much this.
Good ol' bureaucracy
xl5150
2012-01-20 08:10:19 PM
Let the cop hate begin! Although this guy is a class act, I'm waiting for the inevitable deluge now from internet tough guys (who would be the first to call 911 if they were ever actually in real danger) sounding off on how much they hate cops because a cop once had the audacity to ticket them when they were going 25 mph over the speed limit.
DanZero
2012-01-20 08:10:21 PM
Only greened because it uses those symbols that lurk beyond the keyboard. Oooooooh
SilentStrider
2012-01-20 08:27:53 PM
No good deed goes unpunished.
ultraholland
2012-01-20 08:28:25 PM
He's a first-responder. I knew the motto "To Protect and Serve" didn't really mean shiat anymore, but damn. This guy did everything right and should be compensated should the need arise.
SnakeLee
2012-01-20 08:35:45 PM
DundieAwardWinner
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Good ol' bureaucracy
Bureaucracies aren't good or bad, they're just a tool. It's like bashing guns. The people running this are sociopaths with no sense of duty (or PR). Attack them.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-20 08:37:50 PM
The married, six-year veteran of the department said he's now waiting for a second notice to clarify that he'd be covered if he contracts any communicable diseases after being exposed to vomit during efforts to resuscitate the boy
Even FOX News is trolling now. Wanna bet the cop's in a union?
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-20 08:40:24 PM
I think the really story here is his second head.
ultraholland
2012-01-20 08:41:20 PM
Marcus Aurelius:
Wanna bet the cop's in a union?
TFA:
a three-page response that also went to O'Brien, his police union and Chief William Gagliardi
This is a prime example of why we should bust up unions.
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-20 08:46:57 PM
ultraholland
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Marcus Aurelius: Wanna bet the cop's in a union?
TFA: a three-page response that also went to O'Brien, his police union and Chief William Gagliardi
This is a prime example of why we should bust up unions.
Hell yeah, no one else gets union benefits any more. Why should they? Maybe we should outlaw unions altogether.
That way we can all make $7.50 an hour on a 1099.
Dumski
2012-01-20 09:18:03 PM
What a farking laugh. Guy does what he's trained to do. Not on the job, so the powers that be are now worried that he might claim some financial or disability issue in the future; therefore treat him like a douche before getting all the facts.
Now that he's been treated thus, why wouldn't he claim something? If they would have given him an "atttaboy" initially he wouldn't feel like he's being teated like a leech.
No wonder a lot of health care workers, emergency personel and others close their eyes when passing a car wreck or something similar. Good Samaritain law is no guarantee you won't get your ass handed to you.
/how do I know this?
//figure it out.
RedPhoenix122
2012-01-20 09:20:33 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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Hell yeah, no one else gets union benefits any more. Why should they? Maybe we should outlaw unions altogether.
That way we can all make $7.50 an hour on a 1099.
Problem these days is the union leadership will take bribes from management and make deals instead of fighting for the workers. In other words, politics as usual.
jaylectricity
2012-01-20 09:26:20 PM
Geez...save the saving for the firefighters...the
real
heroes in civil service.
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-20 09:33:13 PM
This is just sad.
And you guys wonder why cops are such assholes? When even your own city doesn't have your back, OF COURSE you're going to be mean and cranky. Do something mean: The public hates you. Do something nice: The department disowns you.
It's amazing we even have cops.
expobill
2012-01-20 09:35:36 PM
It seems to me this is the town's budgets decreasing were they need to cut corners.
still not just.
rev. dave
2012-01-20 09:37:48 PM
Hope none of them ever have a home invasion and need help while certain officers are ending their shift.
Man On Fire
2012-01-20 09:40:14 PM
Gyrfalcon
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This is just sad.
And you guys wonder why cops are such assholes? When even your own city doesn't have your back, OF COURSE you're going to be mean and cranky. Do something mean: The public hates you. Do something nice: The department disowns you.
It's amazing we even have cops.
worry not. I'm sure they will be let go and their functions replaced by no-bid contracts to private security companies as soon as someone gets a kickback.
SamFlagg
2012-01-20 09:41:03 PM
People, we are missing the fact that our real enemies are the lawyers.
insertsnarkyusername
2012-01-20 09:41:18 PM
This may be first but....awesome job officer, and I'm happy to call you that.
andyfromfl
2012-01-20 09:41:40 PM
Since when does danny tanner have polycephaly (Thanks bathroom reader)?
xanadian
2012-01-20 09:41:41 PM
"I'm going to bust your ass and get away with..."
*rtfa*
F*cking bureaucrats. Doesn't that figure.
SnakeLee
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DundieAwardWinner: Good ol' bureaucracy
Bureaucracies aren't good or bad, they're just a tool. It's like bashing guns. The people running this are sociopaths with no sense of duty (or PR). Attack them.
Well, they ARE from Connecticut...
micah1701
2012-01-20 09:43:02 PM
I sumbitted this with an even worse headline.
lack of warmth
2012-01-20 09:43:25 PM
Won't be surprised if the second notice states that he is lucky they don't charge him with inappropriate contact with a minor. The community should back this guy and contact the mayor's office. Show him the same dedication to helping others.
Ed Grubermann
2012-01-20 09:45:11 PM
xl5150
:
Let the cop hate begin! Although this guy is a class act, I'm waiting for the inevitable deluge now from internet tough guys (who would be the first to call 911 if they were ever actually in real danger) sounding off on how much they hate cops because a cop once had the audacity to ticket them when they were going 25 mph over the speed limit.
You know, I could fill in the Grand Canyon with all the sand you've got in your vagina.
PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm
2012-01-20 09:46:30 PM
Like a BOSS.
fusillade762
2012-01-20 09:48:08 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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ultraholland: Marcus Aurelius: Wanna bet the cop's in a union?
TFA: a three-page response that also went to O'Brien, his police union and Chief William Gagliardi
This is a prime example of why we should bust up unions.
Hell yeah, no one else gets union benefits any more. Why should they? Maybe we should outlaw unions altogether.
Maybe we should just outlaw public sector emergency services. Make people pay for cops and firefighters on a per event basis. That would be all free markety.
ByOwlLight
2012-01-20 09:49:03 PM
The last thing we need is for first responders to hesitate because they're worried they'll get farked by helping people. :(
/Actually, the last thing we need is for anyone to hesitate because they're worried they'll get farked by helping people.
//It's such crap that we have to have good samaritan laws to begin with
PenguinTheRed
2012-01-20 09:49:26 PM
Can you imagine a world
without
lawyers??
*shudder*
turbidum
2012-01-20 09:54:08 PM
I'd hit it.
(the guy, not the girl. . . eww)
Mock26
2012-01-20 09:55:17 PM
To protect and serve.
Seems to me that administering CPR and/or First Aid fall under both of those.
Mock26
2012-01-20 09:56:26 PM
Oh, and how much do you want to bet that if the officer had just stood by and watched the kid bleed/choke/die/whatever that there would have been a public outcry and he would have been punished for negligence?
Jim_Callahan
2012-01-20 09:57:49 PM
Really? A cop's health benefits don't cover diseases they contract from doing CPR?
Um, shouldn't their health benefits cover any disease they contract that wasn't a pre-existing condition regardless of source? Even private health insurance generally does that.
F42
2012-01-20 09:59:58 PM
That some fine bean counting there, Lou.
soupafi
2012-01-20 10:00:03 PM
Hopefully we get a good update and give him a well deserved hero tag
andyofne
2012-01-20 10:00:43 PM
Jim_Callahan
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Really? A cop's health benefits don't cover diseases they contract from doing CPR?
Um, shouldn't their health benefits cover any disease they contract that wasn't a pre-existing condition regardless of source? Even private health insurance generally does that.
Their health insurance might cover it but that may require co-pays and co-insurance payments. Whereas, something that is filed under work-comp would be paid by the city.
The_Original_Roxtar
2012-01-20 10:04:08 PM
SnakeLee
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DundieAwardWinner: Good ol' bureaucracy
Bureaucracies aren't good or bad, they're just a tool. It's like bashing guns. The people running this are sociopaths with no sense of duty (or PR). Attack them.
the thing about bureaucracies is that they have a continual need to prove that they are necessary. As such, they make simple things more and more complex to show how "useful" they're being.
Gonad the Ballbarian
2012-01-20 10:04:24 PM
Sad. Aren't cops presumed to be on duty even when "off the clock"?
How would this be even remotely considered not part of their duties?
Jerkwater
2012-01-20 10:14:31 PM
My wife is hotter than his wife, and I'm uglier than him. Win!
ShannonKW
2012-01-20 10:15:25 PM
FTFA:
"A human wouldn't let another human sit down on the floor and die."
All those... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
Time to die.
[SoggyRoyBatty.jpg]
jaylectricity
2012-01-20 10:16:42 PM
Hard to find a cop off the cock nowadays.
UseLessHuman
2012-01-20 10:17:19 PM
Legal Liability.
Welcome Neo, to the real world.
macadamnut
2012-01-20 10:18:38 PM
andyofne
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You're about one of the douche-iest assholes on this site.
Ed Grubermann
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You don't have that shiatstain on ignore yet?
/still can't believe you idiots "ignore" each other
imprimere
2012-01-20 10:18:58 PM
xl5150
:
Let the cop hate begin! Although this guy is a class act, I'm waiting for the inevitable deluge now from internet tough guys (who would be the first to call 911 if they were ever actually in real danger) sounding off on how much they hate cops because a cop once had the audacity to ticket them when they were going 25 mph over the speed limit.
Poor baby, no bites. Guess you'll have to troll elsewhere.
lousy screw
2012-01-20 10:23:51 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian
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Sad. Aren't cops presumed to be on duty even when "off the clock"?
How would this be even remotely considered not part of their duties?
He was on the clock. He was on-duty, and took the call from his dispatcher. That's not the issue here. The city's letter is saying that performing CPR isn't part of his job, he shouldn't have been doing it, and they're washing their hands of anything bad that happens to him because of it. My guess is they're more worried about a lawsuit from the dead boy's family than the possibility of him collecting worker's comp because of it.
I'm not a cop, just a county jail guard, but even I am trained as a medical first responder, and part of that training involves teaching me that I'll be in deep shiat if I DON'T try to same someone when I'm on duty. Every jurisdiction's different, but the road cops in my agency train right beside me and are told the same thing.
SwiftFox
2012-01-20 10:24:09 PM
Actually sounds like a British story. Local council forbids fire department putting out fires from helping otherwise for liability reasons.
Sabyen91
2012-01-20 10:24:23 PM
macadamnut
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andyofne: You're about one of the douche-iest assholes on this site.
Ed Grubermann: You don't have that shiatstain on ignore yet?
[i512.photobucket.com image 249x78]
/still can't believe you idiots "ignore" each other
I can't believe you think he is mildly amusing.
xanadian
2012-01-20 10:25:42 PM
macadamnut
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andyofne: You're about one of the douche-iest assholes on this site.
Ed Grubermann: You don't have that shiatstain on ignore yet?
[i512.photobucket.com image 249x78]
/still can't believe you idiots "ignore" each other
His fake threads are hilarious.
Giltric
2012-01-20 10:29:57 PM
To Protect and Serve means the law...not the people.
Did this happen on off hours?
If a cop is allowed to carry 24/7 because they are never not a cop....then they should be compensated through benefits when they try to save a life cause they are never not a cop.
I remember the good old days back in NYC when cops and firefighters would beat the shiat out of eachother depending on who was responding first and whos job it was to save lives.....I think the city had to draw up rules for cops and firefighters after that....and EMS certified firefighters are the norm and not EMS cert'd cops.
ultraholland
2012-01-20 10:29:58 PM
xanadian:
macadamnut: andyofne: You're about one of the douche-iest assholes on this site.
Ed Grubermann: You don't have that shiatstain on ignore yet?
[i512.photobucket.com image 249x78]
/still can't believe you idiots "ignore" each other
His fake threads are hilarious.
off topic: I find trolls to be mostly amusing; whole new threads can develop as a result. Ignoring folks just makes things confusing so it's best to favorite and assign a color rather than block. I also don't have anybody favorited so the feel of each thread seems really organic to me.
topic back on.
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