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2012-01-20 08:03:10 PM
link doesn't work for me. fail.
 
2012-01-20 08:04:26 PM
Dammit subby, you made me see Kathie Lee and Hoda's faces. I feel violated.
 
2012-01-20 08:06:16 PM
CapnBlues: link doesn't work for me. fail.

Agreed.
 
2012-01-20 08:06:23 PM
CapnBlues: link doesn't work for me. fail.

It worked for me, but you have to scroll down to find the story.
 
2012-01-20 08:06:45 PM
Link (new window)

Thank me later.
 
2012-01-20 08:07:05 PM
images.pictureshunt.com
 
2012-01-20 08:07:15 PM
Subby:

cdn.babble.com

Admin that greenlit this:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-01-20 08:07:25 PM
So....she's a Flying Duchmangirl?
 
2012-01-20 08:07:52 PM
I guess the mods don't even look at the link, just the headline, eh? Good to know.

Subby failed hard. Lrn2link nub.
 
2012-01-20 08:08:48 PM
then come sail up the Potomac; I'll hide you in the basement.
 
2012-01-20 08:09:10 PM
First I was like "oh of course she is a hot blonde", then I looked at the lower picture and realized she looks exactly like the middle boy from Hanson.
 
2012-01-20 08:09:54 PM
rink fair

Being unable to read the article, I'll just assume this is another rich brat whose parents irresponsibly let her waste a huge amount of time when she should be at school supposedly doing this by herself while we ignore the super expensive boat, supplies, comm gear, etc. and fleet of support ships following her the whole way.

I agree with the government in this hypothetical situation I've imagined. Stupidity should be a crime.
 
2012-01-20 08:09:56 PM
I sense huge ass anger here. Maybe I should post an appropriate picture.
 
2012-01-20 08:10:09 PM
She should move to new zealand where we like adventurous 16 year old dutch girls very much indeed and promise not to prosecute her even if she is REALLY bad.
 
2012-01-20 08:10:42 PM
Not a direct link. Meanwhile:

Should couples share passwords?

No. Nothing good will come of it, and s/he may abuse the access. The purpose of a password is to protect your information and verify you are the account holder, anyone else is up to no good and will send dick pictures to your boss because they hate you.
 
2012-01-20 08:10:48 PM
So,howdidshehandletherudder?
 
2012-01-20 08:11:02 PM
altrocks: I guess the mods don't even look at the link, just the headline, eh? Good to know.

Subby failed hard. Lrn2link nub.


The link worked okay when I checked it, but msnbc screwed it up later on.

Sorry 'bout that.
 
2012-01-20 08:11:36 PM
Having a seat over there

/ Possibly never getting up
 
2012-01-20 08:11:48 PM
wealthy white people problems
 
2012-01-20 08:12:11 PM
Can't? Or won't?
 
2012-01-20 08:12:12 PM
Nice jobs MODS! Now, make sure you repeat this exact same story, complete with another wrong link within the hour!
 
2012-01-20 08:12:21 PM
olddinosaur: altrocks: I guess the mods don't even look at the link, just the headline, eh? Good to know.

Subby failed hard. Lrn2link nub.

The link worked okay when I checked it, but msnbc screwed it up later on.

Sorry 'bout that.


Not good enough. I demand penance.
 
2012-01-20 08:12:22 PM
Something rudder something.
 
2012-01-20 08:12:24 PM
You know you'd hit that like a rogue wave.

/and have a seat over there.
 
2012-01-20 08:12:24 PM
reggaejunkiejew: First I was like "oh of course she is a hot blonde", then I looked at the lower picture and realized she looks exactly like the middle boy from Hanson.

So you're saying you were right in the first place, cause those Hanson chicks were kinda hot.
 
2012-01-20 08:12:39 PM
No. She chooses not to. It is not that she cannot. I'm as big a NOT fan of law enforcement, and government as you can find without delving into gun porn collecting militia wingnuts, but if you do something that is even technically illegal, you don't abrogate responsibility by avoiding punishment because you disagree or it's scary. Law enforcement exists in order to maintain society and the social contract. if you avoid it for whatever reason, it isn't the law you're fighting, it's the contract of trust between you and every other individual in your community/country/world that you're damaging.

Unfortunately, as much as people willfully ignore and forget that part, the rest of the world/country/community ignores or chooses to forget that it isn't some strange alien outside force doing this. The actions of their law enforcement agencies, of those people so empowered by the people with the responsibility of enforcing the social contract, are the direct responsibility of the people themselves. You can't just say 'wow, that sucks that our government would do that to this plucky little girl.' The fact that it is being done, that it is being done in your name, by those you invested with those powers, means it is directly your responsibility.
 
2012-01-20 08:13:50 PM
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Not good enough. I demand penance.

www.andyzito.com
 
2012-01-20 08:14:45 PM
MadMattressMack: [images.pictureshunt.com image 425x355]

Hey don't make fun. I worked a summer at an auto dealership and they had me hand wash the lot in the rain. They laughed when I asked them if they wanted me to dry them, too.
 
2012-01-20 08:16:05 PM
thelordofcheese: Link (new window)

Thank me later.


Thanks Cheesus.
 
2012-01-20 08:16:28 PM
Those who say "Oh she's a hero for doing it at that age!" are the same people calling for her parent's hides if something happened to her and was seriously hurt or killed on the trip. "Oh how could you let a minor do such a dangerous thing on her own? You irresponsible monsters!".
 
2012-01-20 08:16:46 PM
Something Amelia Earhart something Anne Frank something Helen Keller something
 
2012-01-20 08:17:15 PM
I give her credit, I would have gone stir crazy after a few weeks of constant swaying and no showers.
 
2012-01-20 08:17:36 PM
lohphat: Those who say "Oh she's a hero for doing it at that age!" are the same people calling for her parent's hides if something happened to her and was seriously hurt or killed on the trip. "Oh how could you let a minor do such a dangerous thing on her own? You irresponsible monsters!".

She died doing what she loved.

Gasping for oxygen in the middle of the Atlantic after 72 hours of floating misery.
 
2012-01-20 08:17:42 PM
reggaejunkiejew: First I was like "oh of course she is a hot blonde", then I looked at the lower picture and realized she looks exactly like the middle boy from Hanson.

I farked the girl in Hanson...
 
2012-01-20 08:17:57 PM
There are two things that I can't stand- those who can't submit a working link, and the Dutch
 
2012-01-20 08:18:04 PM
TheMega: Nice jobs MODS!

if you're going to snark, at least have the common decency to know what the fark you're talking about.
 
2012-01-20 08:19:26 PM
I'd join her and sail around the world in the opposite direction but Capt. Pedobear would kick my butt.
 
2012-01-20 08:19:34 PM
After checking the URLs, the link posted earlier by another Farker goes directly to the story, and the machine language seems to match what I entered, but when you click the link, it leads to msnbc's main page.

"Penance" my ass, go win your own baseball championship.
 
2012-01-20 08:19:45 PM
jaytkay: wealthy white people problems

It's not all shopping sprees and dinner at the club.
 
2012-01-20 08:20:06 PM
Link works just fine. Scroll down.

And well done, young lady. As an ex-blue water racer, I really appreciate your accomplishment.
It can get very scary in the big ocean, and at other times very boring.
 
2012-01-20 08:20:08 PM
Why won't they fix this link? Does no one care?

/sobs uncontrollably
 
2012-01-20 08:20:23 PM
Why do these people have to be "the youngest" to do something? Isn't it enough just to accomplish the feat? Wait until you're 18, save the drama, and do other things in the meantime. Sheesh.
 
2012-01-20 08:20:52 PM
Teen girl in a small sailboat, sails around the world. This is one brave and talented teen. I like the cut of her jib.
 
2012-01-20 08:21:08 PM
So I'm guessing she makes use of a dutch rudder?
 
2012-01-20 08:21:11 PM
Omnivorous: I'd join her and sail around the world in the opposite direction but Capt. Pedobear would kick my butt.

img.judsonmaria.net
 
2012-01-20 08:22:23 PM
Did anyone mention yet that the link sucks?

Because the link sucks.

Just in case no one mentioned it.
 
2012-01-20 08:22:37 PM
It's fixed now.

Subby-Please link to the article next time, okay?
 
2012-01-20 08:23:43 PM
She'll be in Dutch territory when she arrives at Saint Maarten-?
 
2012-01-20 08:24:09 PM
Obligatory Dutch Rudder joke
 
2012-01-20 08:24:44 PM
Hmm

Link fails and re-directs when you first click on it, but if you try a second time it works.

I suspect msnbc is re-directing links from places like fark to their home page. sneaky.
 
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