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		If your brother breaks your bong, just let it go man, because it's gone. Or you can get into a brawl and get arrested like these dumbasses. Your choice (pennlive.com)		48
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TheNyquilKid

2012-01-20 08:15:50 PM

That is pure farking insanity...No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.

MrEricSir

2012-01-20 08:19:15 PM

If pot makes you agitated and violent, you're doing it wrong.

Life_is_a_carnivore

2012-01-20 08:26:31 PM

"C'mon, dude.....I named him Beavis and everything. Gotta bury him now..."

video man

2012-01-20 08:27:27 PM

Party foul! 'You break it, you buy it' applies here, not "IMMA GONNA KILL YOU". That's for rats only.

Novart

2012-01-20 08:31:47 PM

This is why I cannot own a bong or anything nice, I always end up breaking them.

Shaggy_C

2012-01-20 08:32:51 PM

Gotta bury him now..."

Funny enough, the cops say they found two smoking pipes buried in the flower garden. I wonder if they were past victims?

LeroyBourne

2012-01-20 08:35:25 PM

We made a water bong out of an empty Pringles can one night back in the day.

SumoJeb

2012-01-20 08:36:35 PM

I lost my beloved bong to an ex gf :( I will forever miss Bonita Applebong. A glorious piece of Puff brand glassware.

Still have my volcano vap though. He is nameless because of the cold, sterile look of the device.

justjimoriginal

2012-01-20 08:41:17 PM

Can't we all just fet farkING along?!?!

crotchgrabber

2012-01-20 08:42:07 PM

I really don't understand the expensive bongs kids use these days. We used to joke that smoking pot didn't lead to harder drugs, it led to arts and crafts. Hell, I made a bong out of a Dr Marten boot once, I wore that bong to school every day.

/my lawn...
//stop smoking it

farkingismybusiness

2012-01-20 08:42:55 PM

NO! Not Wesley Pipes!

SoCalSurfer

2012-01-20 08:44:50 PM

TheNyquilKid: That is pure farking insanity...No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.

You want the Frankenstein? The green monster? The blingy blam?

No man, I've told you before just gimme some damn weed

Rufus Lee King

2012-01-20 08:45:06 PM

crotchgrabber: Hell, I made a bong out of a Dr Marten boot once, I wore that bong to school every day.

Approves:

static.bbc.co.uk

Typical Right Wing Doosh

2012-01-20 08:45:14 PM

crotchgrabber

2012-01-20 08:46:58 PM

Rufus Lee King: crotchgrabber: Hell, I made a bong out of a Dr Marten boot once, I wore that bong to school every day.

Approves:

[static.bbc.co.uk image 640x360]

I would always sing that song whenever I smoked my shoe.

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2012-01-20 08:47:23 PM

Typical Right Wing Doosh: [www.totallyfierce.com image 512x635]

Damn, they got the eyes right and everything!

Typical Right Wing Doosh

2012-01-20 08:47:30 PM

is this where I come to state such false opinions as: this is proof that marijuana causes family violence; and clearly marijuana makes you stupid.. ???

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-20 08:53:42 PM

MrEricSir: If pot makes you agitated and violent, you're doing it wrong.

Back in the "Reefer Madness" days, the accepted theory was that in fact, pot made you violent and insane and liable to run amuck and rape and murder and pillage and plunder and rape. "Reefer Madness" has one of the best scenes ever where the kids have been smoking and CAN'T STOP DANCING! OMG THE EVIL DOPE!

I guess when they say "mellowed with age" that's what they mean?

Cyno01

2012-01-20 08:56:56 PM

Thats why the wampa is acrylic. And mister gentleman is metal.

KrispyKritter

2012-01-20 08:58:12 PM

LeroyBourne: We made a water bong out of an empty Pringles can one night back in the day.

once had to use cars cig lighter over & over as a impromptu burner; quick massives on that one

-- remember, was it freak bros comic had complete directions for building star trek ship bong from toilet paper rolls.

Rufus Lee King

2012-01-20 08:58:33 PM

crotchgrabber: I would always sing that song whenever I smoked my shoe.

You too, eh? I think my cat's on to me, though.

i1041.photobucket.com

Lord Huggington

2012-01-20 09:08:20 PM

You should never throw a bong kid. Ever.

Lord Huggington

2012-01-20 09:09:19 PM

TheNyquilKid: That is pure farking insanity...No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.

How did I miss the Boobies? ugh.

Typical Right Wing Doosh

2012-01-20 09:13:48 PM

Hagbardr

2012-01-20 09:22:02 PM

I had 'the juice jug' in college. 3 qt. plastic jug with a bowl on a 10 in. metal stem. Worked great especially packed with snow.

Dahnkster

2012-01-20 09:25:26 PM

Man that ain't no bong!

You still don't want to spill none on the on the 'carpet'.

illannoyin

2012-01-20 09:56:28 PM

Dahnkster: [www.taiwantrade.com.tw image 360x360]

Man that ain't no bong!

You still don't want to spill none on the on the 'carpet'.

It's not mine, really!

Also, I once knew a guy who got hit over the head with a bong. Farked him up real bad. He was never quite right after that. The report in the paper simply said it was a "pipe" which I guess is correct either way. At least I think that's what happened it was a while ago and

thechive.files.wordpress.com

/And some funyuns

Strolpol

2012-01-20 10:12:25 PM

I've seen some ridiculously complicated and expensive pieces, including a gigantic ornate bowl that some dumb kids on COPS got busted driving around with.

If the kid in the story spent $400 on fragile glassware, he deserved to lose it.

Fett56

2012-01-20 10:24:18 PM

I love, love, love that the newspaper called them for comment.

I love that some journalist went through four years of school so they could try and get a comment from bongbreaker and bongbreakee.

Apos

2012-01-20 10:40:35 PM

MrEricSir: If pot makes you agitated and violent, you're doing it wrong.

Yup.

cryinoutloud

2012-01-20 10:43:57 PM

I keep it classy when I fire up, and have only the finest....oh who am I kidding?

weedsmokersguide.com

findthefish

2012-01-20 10:46:33 PM

cryinoutloud: I keep it classy when I fire up, and have only the finest....oh who am I kidding?

[weedsmokersguide.com image 480x320]

Or an apple and you're good to go....

Jon iz teh kewl

2012-01-20 10:56:44 PM

findthefish: cryinoutloud: I keep it classy when I fire up, and have only the finest....oh who am I kidding?

[weedsmokersguide.com image 480x320]

Or an apple and you're good to go....

DONT TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY DO POT

I CANT BELIEVE I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES POT
THIS IS SICKENING.

obamadidcoke

2012-01-21 12:13:23 AM

I always wonder who buys all that expensive glassware.

w00ty

2012-01-21 12:38:39 AM

an ashtray

Since when are ashtray's illegal?

video man

2012-01-21 12:48:04 AM

w00ty: an ashtray

Since when are ashtray's illegal?

Paraphernalia. IIRC, as soon as you use anything in the aid of smoking weed, it's paraphernalia.

vudukungfu

2012-01-21 01:12:21 AM

tyler
brandon
white trash names

imnotadoctor

2012-01-21 01:25:35 AM

It's your choice...
t2.gstatic.com

common sense is an oxymoron

2012-01-21 02:22:19 AM

Fett56: I love, love, love that the newspaper called them for comment.

I love that some journalist went through four years of school so they could try and get a comment from bongbreaker and bongbreakee.

They tried to interview a broken bong?

common sense is an oxymoron

2012-01-21 02:25:33 AM

MrEricSir: If pot makes you agitated and violent, you're doing it wrong.

Or maybe you're just doing Pennsylvania ditchweed?

video man

2012-01-21 03:01:57 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: Fett56: I love, love, love that the newspaper called them for comment.

I love that some journalist went through four years of school so they could try and get a comment from bongbreaker and bongbreakee.

They tried to interview a broken bong?

Hey, man. That bong has feelings too. I can feel its life force.

llpk79

2012-01-21 06:45:48 AM

Oil dome, FTW

/that is all

leftteffticle

2012-01-21 07:12:52 AM

Strolpol: I've seen some ridiculously complicated and expensive pieces, including a gigantic ornate bowl that some dumb kids on COPS got busted driving around with.

If the kid in the story spent $400 on fragile glassware, he deserved to lose it.

yessssssss that's one of my favorite episodes!

Tendancy to over-dew it

2012-01-21 07:46:17 AM

Gyrfalcon: MrEricSir: If pot makes you agitated and violent, you're doing it wrong.

Back in the "Reefer Madness" days, the accepted theory was that in fact, pot made you violent and insane and liable to run amuck and rape and murder and pillage and plunder and rape. "Reefer Madness" has one of the best scenes ever where the kids have been smoking and CAN'T STOP DANCING! OMG THE EVIL DOPE!

I guess when they say "mellowed with age" that's what they mean?

You said rape twice.

Rufus Lee King

2012-01-21 08:33:05 AM

chookbillion

2012-01-21 08:54:38 AM

Apos: MrEricSir: If pot makes you agitated and violent, you're doing it wrong.

Yup.

No. It makes me all agitated. Not violent, but I really don't like it, so much so that I could get violent.

chookbillion

2012-01-21 08:58:21 AM