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		Teacher creates new approach to dealing with student fights: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." (dailymail.co.uk)		92
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FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-20 04:54:45 PM

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-20 05:05:24 PM

But I won't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to make my way
To the ordinary world
I will learn to survive

FloydA

2012-01-20 05:14:49 PM

That's absolutely horrible! Two teenage boys named Dillon and Skyler, and the teacher wasn't able to kill or permanently disfigure either of them? Tragic story, subby.

namegoeshere

2012-01-20 05:22:15 PM

Skyler Henion sounds like a whiny little pussy.

Complicit

2012-01-20 05:28:55 PM

Skyler and Dillon? Should have used something more acidic and painful.

Blues_X

2012-01-20 05:28:57 PM

She probably should have also bashed them with the pot.

MaxxLarge

2012-01-20 05:30:46 PM

FloydA: That's absolutely horrible! Two teenage boys named Dillon and Skyler, and the teacher wasn't able to kill or permanently disfigure either of them? Tragic story, subby.

Not as tragic as those disgusting haircuts.

Seriously...what in the hell is the DEAL with that asinine f*cking hairstyle? And why does it seem to be a law that every single teenage boy has to have it, now? It doesn't look good on ANYONE. And this is coming from someone who graduated in a high school class where fully 86% of the guys had non-ironic mullets.

Mr. Fuzzypaws

2012-01-20 05:31:20 PM

Those two are in need of some serious hair cuts.

PainInTheASP

2012-01-20 05:33:52 PM

mitchcumstein1: [i386.photobucket.com image 420x282]

But I won't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to make my way
To the ordinary world
I will learn to survive

Came for this. Leaving satified.

/With the cooler.

veedeevadeevoodee

2012-01-20 05:42:46 PM

/ ^5s FNB

miss diminutive

2012-01-20 05:58:33 PM

/hot like tea

Lord Jubjub

2012-01-20 06:43:49 PM

eh, , ,when we had tomcats yowling in our yard, Dad used to throw a pot of water (not boiling) on them. Seemed to have ended that issue for awhile.

basemetal

2012-01-20 06:48:38 PM

So, who won the fight?

/they were both losers

Nadie_AZ

2012-01-20 06:59:11 PM

What kind of mother names their kid 'Skyler'? I'd blame the father, but he may have suddenly figured out the type of woman she was and got out on his own.

calbert

2012-01-20 07:06:15 PM

"Teacher pours HOT TEA on students to break up a fight following escalating texts over a girl"

really?

I'd like to see some more fact checking about the gender please.

cowgirl toffee

2012-01-20 07:21:44 PM

I would bet money that it was just plan ol' ordinary Holy Water.... that's why it burned.

MrEricSir

2012-01-20 07:22:35 PM

This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.

belhade

2012-01-20 07:23:59 PM

Awesome! Totally awesome!

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:25:12 PM

That's assault.

cowgirl toffee

2012-01-20 07:25:41 PM

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm

2012-01-20 07:26:23 PM

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:27:29 PM

cowgirl toffee: MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.

She could have used McDonald's coffee.

[img254.imageshack.us image 365x300]

Nah.

Give teachers tasers.

;)

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-20 07:28:24 PM

Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:29:24 PM

Indubitably: cowgirl toffee: MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.

She could have used McDonald's coffee.

[img254.imageshack.us image 365x300]

Nah.

Give teachers tasers.

;)

"You talkin' smack about Joanne and fighting?"

"Tas(k)e that, MTF(s)."

*zap*

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:32:46 PM

kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

Nick Nostril

2012-01-20 07:32:57 PM

That's farking awesome.

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-20 07:35:52 PM

Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

ltdanman44

2012-01-20 07:37:25 PM

BOYS NAMES (new window)

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:41:33 PM

kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

natmar_76

2012-01-20 07:43:31 PM

That's hot. Where were these teachers when I was in school?

amirite or amirite, rite?

almandot

2012-01-20 07:43:32 PM

And for the smallest of seconds I thought she made the students sit down and talk through their differences over tea.

Don't let's be sthilly!

images.wikia.com

expobill

2012-01-20 07:44:26 PM

that chap looks Fernando Torres and Just 10 Beiber morphed.

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-20 07:44:38 PM

Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

There's a big difference between loving my mommy and "lovin'" my mommy. Ew.

/I lol'd anyway

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-20 07:45:07 PM

MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.

Might want to RTFA next time.

FTA...A teacher dumped hot tea on two high school students after they refused to stop fighting, it is claimed.

The incident is said to have happened at Hastings High School, Michigan.

cowgirl toffee

2012-01-20 07:46:45 PM

Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

O_o

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:47:32 PM

kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

There's a big difference between loving my mommy and "lovin'" my mommy. Ew.

/I lol'd anyway

Excellent.

;)

mrEdude

2012-01-20 07:47:41 PM

she should get a promotion.

and those punk kid assholes should stop crying.
she probably saved them from inflicting greater damage on one another.

Callous

2012-01-20 07:47:58 PM

With names like are they sure it was a girl they were fighting over?

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-20 07:47:59 PM

cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

O_o

Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin

iworkedatsubway

2012-01-20 07:48:39 PM

With a helpful pic of what a text message might look like.

Thanks, article!

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:49:30 PM

Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

There's a big difference between loving my mommy and "lovin'" my mommy. Ew.

/I lol'd anyway

Excellent.

;)

*Monty Burns' fingerroll-tap*

FuryOfFirestorm

2012-01-20 07:51:00 PM

From the looks of those guys, I bet they're used to getting hot liquids splashed on their backs.

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:51:08 PM

kiwimoogle84: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

O_o

Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin

Um.

Hold the phone.

Wait, you two need to not hold the phone.

Sheesh.

weapon13

2012-01-20 07:51:33 PM

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.

I can't tell if you RTFA from this or not...

Me too.

Fta "The incident is said to have happened at Hastings High School, Michigan"

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:52:52 PM

mrEdude: she should get a promotion.

and those punk kid assholes should stop crying.
she probably saved them from inflicting greater damage on one another.

Fair enough.

Then let's train her how to aggressively disengage them w/o the wanton scalding violence, eh?

I'm sure she can learn.

r1niceboy

2012-01-20 07:52:53 PM

Americans should be publicly executed if caught naming their own children.

cowgirl toffee

2012-01-20 07:53:03 PM

kiwimoogle84: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

...

Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin

I just looked up "penguin" on Urban Dictionary... you're sick, woman. SICK. :P

Rufus Lee King

2012-01-20 07:53:47 PM

"I don't know if that was probably the best way she could have took it," said Henlon.

How about them grammar, ya farkin' flax ape!

MrCheeks

2012-01-20 07:54:44 PM

There are FOUR fights!

Indubitably

2012-01-20 07:55:26 PM

cowgirl toffee: kiwimoogle84: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

...

Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin

I just looked up "penguin" on Urban Dictionary... you're sick, woman. SICK. :P

I don't dare. Tell us, please.

Teach us.

Your supposed to be a therapist?

Teach now.

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