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(Daily Mail)   Teacher creates new approach to dealing with student fights: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 91
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2012-01-20 04:54:45 PM  
www.thepensivecitadel.com
 
2012-01-20 05:05:24 PM  
i386.photobucket.com

But I won't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to make my way
To the ordinary world
I will learn to survive
 
2012-01-20 05:14:49 PM  
That's absolutely horrible! Two teenage boys named Dillon and Skyler, and the teacher wasn't able to kill or permanently disfigure either of them? Tragic story, subby.
 
2012-01-20 05:22:15 PM  
Skyler Henion sounds like a whiny little pussy.
 
2012-01-20 05:28:55 PM  
Skyler and Dillon? Should have used something more acidic and painful.
 
2012-01-20 05:28:57 PM  
She probably should have also bashed them with the pot.
 
2012-01-20 05:30:46 PM  

FloydA: That's absolutely horrible! Two teenage boys named Dillon and Skyler, and the teacher wasn't able to kill or permanently disfigure either of them? Tragic story, subby.


Not as tragic as those disgusting haircuts.

Seriously...what in the hell is the DEAL with that asinine f*cking hairstyle? And why does it seem to be a law that every single teenage boy has to have it, now? It doesn't look good on ANYONE. And this is coming from someone who graduated in a high school class where fully 86% of the guys had non-ironic mullets.
 
2012-01-20 05:31:20 PM  
Those two are in need of some serious hair cuts.
 
2012-01-20 05:33:52 PM  

mitchcumstein1: [i386.photobucket.com image 420x282]

But I won't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to make my way
To the ordinary world
I will learn to survive


Came for this. Leaving satified.

/With the cooler.
 
2012-01-20 05:42:46 PM  
www.jameselsey.co.uk

/ ^5s FNB
 
2012-01-20 05:58:33 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

farm3.staticflickr.com

/hot like tea
 
2012-01-20 06:43:49 PM  
eh, , ,when we had tomcats yowling in our yard, Dad used to throw a pot of water (not boiling) on them. Seemed to have ended that issue for awhile.
 
2012-01-20 06:48:38 PM  
So, who won the fight?

/they were both losers
 
2012-01-20 06:59:11 PM  
What kind of mother names their kid 'Skyler'? I'd blame the father, but he may have suddenly figured out the type of woman she was and got out on his own.
 
2012-01-20 07:06:15 PM  
"Teacher pours HOT TEA on students to break up a fight following escalating texts over a girl"


really?

I'd like to see some more fact checking about the gender please.
 
2012-01-20 07:21:44 PM  
I would bet money that it was just plan ol' ordinary Holy Water.... that's why it burned.
 
2012-01-20 07:22:35 PM  
This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.
 
2012-01-20 07:23:59 PM  
Awesome! Totally awesome!
 
2012-01-20 07:25:12 PM  
That's assault.
 
2012-01-20 07:25:41 PM  

MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.


She could have used McDonald's coffee.

img254.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-20 07:26:23 PM  

MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.


I can't tell if you RTFA from this or not...
 
2012-01-20 07:27:29 PM  

cowgirl toffee: MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.

She could have used McDonald's coffee.

[img254.imageshack.us image 365x300]


Nah.

Give teachers tasers.

;)
 
2012-01-20 07:28:24 PM  
Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?
 
2012-01-20 07:29:24 PM  

Indubitably: cowgirl toffee: MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.

She could have used McDonald's coffee.

[img254.imageshack.us image 365x300]

Nah.

Give teachers tasers.

;)


"You talkin' smack about Joanne and fighting?"

"Tas(k)e that, MTF(s)."

*zap*
 
2012-01-20 07:32:46 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?


On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.
 
2012-01-20 07:32:57 PM  
That's farking awesome.
 
2012-01-20 07:35:52 PM  

Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.


I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy
 
2012-01-20 07:37:25 PM  
BOYS NAMES (new window)
 
2012-01-20 07:41:33 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy


How YOU doin'?

;)
 
2012-01-20 07:43:31 PM  
That's hot. Where were these teachers when I was in school?

amirite or amirite, rite?
 
2012-01-20 07:43:32 PM  
And for the smallest of seconds I thought she made the students sit down and talk through their differences over tea.

Don't let's be sthilly!

images.wikia.com
 
2012-01-20 07:44:26 PM  
that chap looks Fernando Torres and Just 10 Beiber morphed.
 
2012-01-20 07:44:38 PM  

Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)


There's a big difference between loving my mommy and "lovin'" my mommy. Ew.

/I lol'd anyway
 
2012-01-20 07:45:07 PM  

MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.


Might want to RTFA next time.

FTA...A teacher dumped hot tea on two high school students after they refused to stop fighting, it is claimed.

The incident is said to have happened at Hastings High School, Michigan.
 
2012-01-20 07:46:45 PM  

Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)


O_o
 
2012-01-20 07:47:32 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

There's a big difference between loving my mommy and "lovin'" my mommy. Ew.

/I lol'd anyway


Excellent.

;)
 
2012-01-20 07:47:41 PM  
she should get a promotion.

and those punk kid assholes should stop crying.
she probably saved them from inflicting greater damage on one another.
 
2012-01-20 07:47:58 PM  
With names like are they sure it was a girl they were fighting over?
 
2012-01-20 07:47:59 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

O_o


Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin
 
2012-01-20 07:48:39 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

With a helpful pic of what a text message might look like.

Thanks, article!
 
2012-01-20 07:49:30 PM  

Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Yes, but I bet they stopped fighting huh?

/technically he achieved his goal, AMIRITE?

On the cereal: if you have to use violence of any kind, whether it be emotional, physical, or verbal, to control your classroom, and doubly whether it be rulers, teas, or tases, you suck. Find a new job.

You tried.

Now GTFO.

I agree with you. My mom has been a teacher for 20 years, and she's a little 5'3 lady with a quiet voice, yet her students are always well behaved. She's a great teacher.

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

There's a big difference between loving my mommy and "lovin'" my mommy. Ew.

/I lol'd anyway

Excellent.

;)


*Monty Burns' fingerroll-tap*
 
2012-01-20 07:51:00 PM  
From the looks of those guys, I bet they're used to getting hot liquids splashed on their backs.
 
2012-01-20 07:51:08 PM  

kiwimoogle84: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

/CSB?
//whatever, I love my mommy

How YOU doin'?

;)

O_o

Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin


Um.

Hold the phone.

Wait, you two need to not hold the phone.

Sheesh.
 
2012-01-20 07:51:33 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: MrEricSir: This would never happen in America. The teacher would have poured sugary sodas or a Starbucks coffee-flavored milkshake on the students, then the students' parents would have sued the living shiat out of everyone.

I can't tell if you RTFA from this or not...


Me too.

Fta "The incident is said to have happened at Hastings High School, Michigan"
 
2012-01-20 07:52:52 PM  

mrEdude: she should get a promotion.

and those punk kid assholes should stop crying.
she probably saved them from inflicting greater damage on one another.


Fair enough.

Then let's train her how to aggressively disengage them w/o the wanton scalding violence, eh?

I'm sure she can learn.
 
2012-01-20 07:52:53 PM  
Americans should be publicly executed if caught naming their own children.
 
2012-01-20 07:53:03 PM  

kiwimoogle84: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

...

Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin


I just looked up "penguin" on Urban Dictionary... you're sick, woman. SICK. :P
 
2012-01-20 07:54:44 PM  
There are FOUR fights!
 
2012-01-20 07:55:26 PM  

cowgirl toffee: kiwimoogle84: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

...

Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin

I just looked up "penguin" on Urban Dictionary... you're sick, woman. SICK. :P


I don't dare. Tell us, please.

Teach us.

Your supposed to be a therapist?

Teach now.
 
2012-01-20 07:55:46 PM  

cowgirl toffee: kiwimoogle84: cowgirl toffee: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: Indubitably: kiwimoogle84: ...

...

Yes, that was my first thought too. But *shrug* I'm a perv, I don't judge what others are into.

/I wanna kiss a penguin

I just looked up "penguin" on Urban Dictionary... you're sick, woman. SICK. :P


Allow me to explain- I forgot which thread I was posting in... Sorry!

/still do though!
 
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