I love them dearly, but DEAR GOD NO.

I love my boyfriend's parents, especially his Dad, but DO NOW WANT.

thismomentinblackhistory: DO NOW WANT.

This is an unfortunate typo.

sweet f*cking hell no.

*shudder*

Good for him. Maybe if his son wasn't a loser, this wouldn't have happened.

He's not an unattractive man, but... no. Not in a million years.

In England `trailers' are called `caravans'.
(I don't think they have double-wides.)

They disgust me. Not just in the way they lick their fingers after cutting a large slab of butter, or how they use the same sponge for eons and it stinks up their counters but their bodies physically repulse me. They smell, they are awkward, they wear their magical underwear and I can always see it popping out. I just dont really like them. Awkward people, get tense in "urban" areas, they think fruity pebbles is an acceptable daily meal.

fu*k

but they love my son soooooo much, they're the best grandparents a kid could ever have.

rocketpants: thismomentinblackhistory: DO NOW WANT.

This is an unfortunate typo.

HAHAHAHAHA

I have an imaginary SO, and I don't imagine her having parents.

Would you then go to the press about it?

AWs gotta W I guess.

Mrs.Sharpier: they wear their magical underwear and I can always see it popping out.


You make North America Jesus sad. :(

Mrs.Sharpier: They disgust me. Not just in the way they lick their fingers after cutting a large slab of butter, or how they use the same sponge for eons and it stinks up their counters but their bodies physically repulse me. They smell, they are awkward, they wear their magical underwear and I can always see it popping out. I just dont really like them. Awkward people, get tense in "urban" areas, they think fruity pebbles is an acceptable daily meal.

fu*k

but they love my son soooooo much, they're the best grandparents a kid could ever have.

Keep 'em in your good books. You'll need them to babysit while you're in detox.

That story has to be fake, right?

PeriRies: That story has to be fake, right?

British journalism - fake? You jest, surely!

PeriRies: That story has to be fake, right?

That is what I was thinking. Not that these types of things don't happen, they just don't make news.

My father in law looks just like Santa. I love him, but I don't want to look for his gift.

oldfarthenry: Mrs.Sharpier:

Keep 'em in your good books. You'll need them to babysit while you're in detox.

Oh you.

When you die I think I might get teary eyed.

internut scholar: PeriRies: That story has to be fake, right?

That is what I was thinking. Not that these types of things don't happen, they just don't make news.

Yeah, and the photo spread and the way she described the night they hooked up had a "You're never gonna believe this, but I swear it's true" vibe.

"Eat my pussy hard, Daddy. Suck until you can taste the last remains of your son in there."

/enjoy.

Mrs.Sharpier: oldfarthenry: Mrs.Sharpier:

Keep 'em in your good books. You'll need them to babysit while you're in detox.

Oh you.

When you die I think I might get teary eyed.

Please wear something low-cut to the funeral. I hear a corpse can sprout wood up to 48 hours after death and I want to freak people out with the coffin lid slowly rising.

Sarcastica75: "Eat my pussy hard, Daddy. Suck until you can taste the last remains of your son in there."

/enjoy.

o.O

My MIL has won a few Reba McEntire look alike contests. She is a petite little redhead. I hope my wife ages just like her.

Ew.

Isn't this the plot to a D.H Lawrence novel?

buried_alive: My mother in law is smokin' hot and I wand to bang her.

*updates farkie*

I went on a blind date once where I went to go pick up the girl. The person who answered the door was hot and I thought a touch older than I was told, but still, I was really happy. It was her mom. She was hot too.

/too long of distance at that time

MissFeasance: Sarcastica75: "Eat my pussy hard, Daddy. Suck until you can taste the last remains of your son in there."

/enjoy.

o.O

Or now that she's banging the dad she can have an affair with her stepson-to-be slash ex-boyfriend and force him to scream out ARE YOU MY MUMMY while wearing a gas mask.

/Doctor Who sexplay.

Sick puppies in this thread...

I'm not gonna lie...his dad is pretty handsome. But not nearly as rapey as his son, and probably at least like 2 years too old for me.

F*ck no. Her sister, on the other hand....

Kingly Weevil: F*ck no. Her sister, on the other hand....

Bob?

My MIL snores like a dying wildebeast, has a nose like W.C. Fields, and the eloquence of George W. Bush. Just the thought of ... ugh.

I actually walked in on her once in the shower, because for some reason she thought is was OK to use the master bath instead of the guest bath. The goggles, etc...

I know, I know... your wife in 20 years. Honestly, my wife is a total black sheep. I can't even believe she comes from the same family.

I like them, but I don't LIKE like them.

Why is this green? They accidentally submitted it to TFD? Is this to make me look like a jackass, Drew?

He should exact revenge by moving in with her dad.

He know's what that's like.

/And he's outtta here