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James!

2012-01-20 03:49:37 PM

Those are them.

Walker

2012-01-20 03:53:22 PM

One f*cked a seal, which then gave birth to this....

msnbcmedia1.msn.com

FloydA

2012-01-20 04:00:50 PM

BURMA!!!

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-20 04:01:07 PM

Unavailable for comment
bruehoyt.com

Jake Havechek

2012-01-20 04:22:24 PM

Did penguins evolve through the ages or were they created in Newark, New Jersey in 1912, as according to scientific penguinism?

2wolves

2012-01-20 04:25:34 PM

Silver Spring, MD for the awareness.

The_Sponge

2012-01-20 04:28:29 PM

CastorTroy

2012-01-20 04:35:34 PM

Greatest penguin ever.

Ghastly

2012-01-20 04:46:49 PM

I was unaware of the penguin. Until it exploded atop my television set.

farkingismybusiness

2012-01-20 04:51:59 PM

PreMortem

2012-01-20 04:59:56 PM

brigid_fitch

2012-01-20 05:00:43 PM

Ghastly: I was unaware of the penguin. Until it exploded atop my television set.

Mine's not set to explode until just after eight o'clock. But that's just an educated guess.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-20 05:00:59 PM

I was aware they they are smarter than programming directors at the BBC.

medius

2012-01-20 05:19:03 PM

The_Sponge: [i9.photobucket.com image 345x346]

[i66.photobucket.com image 316x287]

doobi-doobidoo

jaytkay

2012-01-20 05:19:11 PM

There's one on top of the telly

medius

2012-01-20 05:20:09 PM

Hoboken!

Oooh. I'm dyin' again.

IntotheAbyss

2012-01-20 05:20:53 PM

Do not anger Penguins

/All Hail Satan!
//Miroslav Satan that is.

gopher321

2012-01-20 05:22:26 PM

Jake Havechek: Did penguins evolve through the ages or were they created in Newark, New Jersey in 1912, as according to scientific penguinism?

"CLEAR THE COURT, YOU LOONS! THIS IS F*@%ING RIDICULOUS!!"

cgraves67

2012-01-20 05:23:03 PM

Were you aware of penguins? would be a good band name for an underground hipster indie group that you probably haven't heard of.

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-20 05:24:03 PM

PENGUINS!!! Penguin thread!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG.

/this dirty biatch just got wayyyyyyy happy

picodenico

2012-01-20 05:24:25 PM

Have you ever seen
A penguin come to tea?
When you look at me
A penguin you will see!
PENGUINS UNITE! PENGUINS AT EASE!

Apos

2012-01-20 05:26:27 PM

Not until Batman Returns,subby.

chaddsfarkprefect

2012-01-20 05:26:34 PM

Maybe if they were more ferrety looking. They're still birds and creepy, lurching creatures.

hailin

2012-01-20 05:27:07 PM

Yay it is Friday!

Captain Steroid

2012-01-20 05:28:05 PM

Oh, thank God! There ARE people that see them too!

I thought I was the only one! ;_;

bhcompy

2012-01-20 05:29:09 PM

Were you aware they had guns?

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-20 05:29:10 PM

I bet I'm the only chick on Fark with a tattoo of Opus the penguin playing air guitar.

/he's wearing headphones too
//I have Calvin and Hobbes too

LaraAmber

2012-01-20 05:29:14 PM

Is that actually a company website and not something thrown together by grandma?

Damn.

cgraves67

2012-01-20 05:29:59 PM

Captain Steroid: Oh, thank God! There ARE people that see them too!

I thought I was the only one! ;_;

You got a laugh out of me. good job.

DreamSnipers

2012-01-20 05:30:29 PM

They have square eyes.

Spoon over Marin

2012-01-20 05:31:26 PM

Yakk

2012-01-20 05:31:52 PM

eraser8

2012-01-20 05:32:01 PM

Penguins?

I know they're delicious.

dcigary

2012-01-20 05:33:10 PM

First Pepperpot What's that on the tellevision then?
Second Pepperpot Looks like a penguin.
On the TV set there is indeed a penguin. It sits contendedly looking at them in a stuffed sort of way. There is nothing on the screen.
First Pepperpot No, no, no, I didn't mean what's on the television set, I meant what programme.
Second Pepperpot Oh.
The second pepperpot goes to the TV, switches it on and returns to her chair. The set takes a long time to warm up and produce a picture. During this pause the following conversation takes place:
Second Pepperpot It's funny that penguin being there innit? What's it doing there?
First Pepperpot Standing.
Second Pepperpot I can see that!

The_Sponge

2012-01-20 05:35:11 PM

medius: The_Sponge: [i9.photobucket.com image 345x346]

[i66.photobucket.com image 316x287]

doobi-doobidoo

Johnny Knoxville was in one of those commercials:

Link (new window)

Cheesehead_Dave

2012-01-20 05:35:37 PM

libranoelrose

2012-01-20 05:37:15 PM

eraser8

2012-01-20 05:38:37 PM

Also...

One of my favorite penguin vids: Cookie the Little Penguin (pops)

The_Sponge

2012-01-20 05:39:39 PM

Don't Tongue the Reaper!

2012-01-20 05:40:18 PM

of course it's hot

Biv

2012-01-20 05:42:59 PM

Gunny Highway

2012-01-20 05:46:14 PM

They should make a CGI movie about those little guys. Now that is a movie I would watch. It would be so fresh.

pute kisses like a man

2012-01-20 05:46:19 PM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 98x98]

I could watch that over and over for ever and ever.

frontrowgirl

2012-01-20 05:46:39 PM

BEST ADVERTISEMENT EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zREwdYvd75s

yeah, i watched Weather Channel about eight hours a day when i was in middle school...and somehow didn't even grow up to be a meteorologist.

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-20 05:46:46 PM

What about that news story where the Japanese family sends their pet penguin with a backpack down the street to do their shopping?

/I want a pet penguin

DeadMouseTails

2012-01-20 05:47:55 PM

Penguins are my favorite birds. I do so love the way they waddle.

Apos

2012-01-20 05:48:36 PM

Gunny Highway: They should make a CGI movie about those little guys. Now that is a movie I would watch. It would be so fresh.

I hear you. And show them boogie-woogieing to a few musical numbers.

Delta Whiskey

2012-01-20 05:49:02 PM

If it ain't black and white, peck scratch and bite!

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2012-01-20 05:50:45 PM

WTF is a penguin?

Biv

2012-01-20 05:51:45 PM