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(Mother Nature Network)   Storm of controversy after a proposed law would outlaw meteorologists from making unauthorized weather predictions   (mnn.com) divider line 75
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2012-01-20 01:55:30 PM
Huh, didn't see that coming.
 
2012-01-20 02:29:04 PM
www.anomalousmaterial.com
 
2012-01-20 02:30:10 PM
"IT'S GONE RAIN!"
img.photobucket.com

UNAUTHORIZED! ARREST HIM!!!!!
 
2012-01-20 02:37:01 PM
charlespaolino.files.wordpress.com
I herd u liek talking about weather
 
2012-01-20 02:53:40 PM
Yeah, I don't think the US is in any position to judge idiotic laws:

Sec. 711. "Smokey Bear" character or name
Whoever, except as authorized under rules and regulations issued by the Secretary of Agriculture after consultation with the Association of State Foresters and the Advertising Council, knowingly and for profit manufactures, reproduces, or uses the character "Smokey Bear", originated by the Forest Service, United States Department of Agriculture, in cooperation with the Association of State Foresters and the Advertising Council for use in public information concerning the prevention of forest fires, or any facsimile thereof, or the name "Smokey Bear" shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
 
2012-01-20 03:23:18 PM
dahmers love zombie: Yeah, I don't think the US is in any position to judge idiotic laws:

Sec. 711. "Smokey Bear" character or name
Whoever, except as authorized under rules and regulations issued by the Secretary of Agriculture after consultation with the Association of State Foresters and the Advertising Council, knowingly and for profit manufactures, reproduces, or uses the character "Smokey Bear", originated by the Forest Service, United States Department of Agriculture, in cooperation with the Association of State Foresters and the Advertising Council for use in public information concerning the prevention of forest fires, or any facsimile thereof, or the name "Smokey Bear" shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.


Really? You have a problem with the government protecting its copyright?
 
2012-01-20 03:25:41 PM
When weather prediction is outlawed, only outlaws will predict the weather.
 
2012-01-20 04:41:46 PM
29.media.tumblr.com

Does not care.
 
2012-01-20 04:44:57 PM
On Tuesday we were getting 8" of snow
Wednesday it was 6-7"
Yesterday it 1-8"
Today it was an inch by noon - which didn't happen - and 6" by 9 today and this doesn't look like it's gonna happen, either.

I'm sick of these farkers pretending to know what is and isn't going to happen.
 
2012-01-20 04:45:33 PM
So, what are they trying to accomplish here? Control the weather by controlling the forecast? "Good weather = happy people" Propaganda? Regulate the quality of forecasting?
 
2012-01-20 04:46:28 PM
fashionablygeek.com
 
2012-01-20 04:47:08 PM
Good God... If that law passes, they would lynch every weatherman around here.... Those guys and girls don't hardly get it right on a good day. :).

//WLOS - rarely getting weather right for 57+ years. :)
 
2012-01-20 04:47:49 PM
Snow...mainly in the morning. Total snow accumulation of 4 t0 6 inches. Cold with highs in the mid 20s. North winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of snow near 100 percent.

come and get me coppers
 
2012-01-20 04:48:02 PM
downstairs: Really? You have a problem with the government protecting its copyright?

I like that one. These days I'd figure we'd spend the tax dollars to design and market Smokey. Then we'd sell him for pennies on the dollar to Disney or something and they'd use the brand our tax dollars built for a movie franchise. So it's refresh to see us making it property of the Forest Service.
 
2012-01-20 04:48:03 PM
dillenger69: When weather prediction is outlawed, only outlaws will predict the weather.

And now, here's Wink Winkler, putting his life on the line to give you the weather.

houston.culturemap.com
 
2012-01-20 04:51:14 PM
Yeah that would never fly in Oklahoma. Love spring in this state though. When the sirens start, get the camera.
 
2012-01-20 04:52:21 PM
I could see the use to society in creating some kind of licensing practice. Like how you can only practice law with approval from the bar. Also how doctors need to be certified.

So having some kind of law where if you appear as an official meteorologist and start screaming "OMG TORNADO. RUN!" you could punished for it. However I'd assume current laws about inciting panic and the like would cover such a case. So I'm not sold if we need a specific law for this.

Lets face, when the local news predicts a major snow storm there is always a run on bread and milk at the grocery (and bottled water now). So I guess it makes some sense to force the local news to do some quality control on the people they trot out.
 
2012-01-20 04:53:37 PM
Yeah. They need to rain those guys in.
 
2012-01-20 04:54:56 PM
t2.gstatic.com
Our local weather man is Sven, a 5 foot tall that looks like a 10year old who wouldn't do very well in prison.
/rumor has it he's gay, nttawwt
//another rumor has it, a gay bar in dt Minneapolis has a homage to him on one of their walls.
 
2012-01-20 04:55:56 PM
ha-ha-guy: I could see the use to society in creating some kind of licensing practice. Like how you can only practice law with approval from the bar. Also how doctors need to be certified.

So having some kind of law where if you appear as an official meteorologist and start screaming "OMG TORNADO. RUN!" you could punished for it. However I'd assume current laws about inciting panic and the like would cover such a case. So I'm not sold if we need a specific law for this.

Lets face, when the local news predicts a major snow storm there is always a run on bread and milk at the grocery (and bottled water now). So I guess it makes some sense to force the local news to do some quality control on the people they trot out.



Spoken like a true farker.
 
2012-01-20 04:56:09 PM
This bill is in South Africa.
 
2012-01-20 04:57:30 PM
I predict media shiatstorm
 
2012-01-20 04:57:35 PM
LeroyBourne: [t2.gstatic.com image 132x167]
Our local weather man is Sven, a 5 foot tall that looks like a 10year old who wouldn't do very well in prison.
/rumor has it he's gay, nttawwt
//another rumor has it, a gay bar in dt Minneapolis has a homage to him on one of their walls.


Gay, oh nos.
He is a cute little thing tho,,,

Did you see the Sven w/ tail ornament?
 
2012-01-20 04:58:17 PM
7th Son of a 7th Son: Yeah that would never fly in Oklahoma. Love spring in this state though. When the sirens start, get the camera.

I live in Texas and just love that sound
 
2012-01-20 04:58:45 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: This bill is in South Africa.

Keep it there.
Here in USA we only cure disease, like autism, with edicts, laws and definitions.
 
2012-01-20 04:59:10 PM
Well, as long as I have a face, Dylan Dreyer, JC Monahan and Cindy Fitzgibbon have a place to sit.
 
2012-01-20 05:01:55 PM
A proposed law in South Africa would theoretically punish anyone who makes a prediction about severe weather...

Person 1: Looks like it may rain today.
Person 2: You are under arrest.
 
2012-01-20 05:02:40 PM
douchebag/hater: On Tuesday we were getting 8" of snow
Wednesday it was 6-7"
Yesterday it 1-8"
Today it was an inch by noon - which didn't happen - and 6" by 9 today and this doesn't look like it's gonna happen, either.

I'm sick of these farkers pretending to know what is and isn't going to happen.


In the Farmre's Almanac, I think, it says "never predict precipitation during a draught, especially a draughty drought.
or sumptin
 
2012-01-20 05:02:44 PM
Freedom of speech is no longer free.
 
2012-01-20 05:03:11 PM
Over 20 posts and so far no photos of large breasted weathergirls female meteorologists. Come on people, remember where we are.
 
2012-01-20 05:03:20 PM
It will rain tomorrow, but not severely.

nanahh
 
2012-01-20 05:11:24 PM
img.izismile.com

www.fatwallet.com

www.spikednation.com

ole!
 
2012-01-20 05:12:47 PM
Well, I guess the Jews control everything now. Ayup.

/Obscure? Ayup.
 
2012-01-20 05:13:43 PM
You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
 
2012-01-20 05:15:46 PM
t1.gstatic.com

Cloudy with a chance of milkshakes.
 
2012-01-20 05:18:33 PM
I think it's official: we have too many laws.

Here's my proposal: any jursidiction is only allowed to have a fixed number of laws on its books.

Say we set the limit at 250 laws (or 500 or 6000, whatever we decide is appropriate), then if lawmakers decide that we need a 251st law in order to prevent people from making unauthorized weather predictions, they must first decide which of the existing 250 laws will be revoked. This would force them to always weight the importance of a proposed new law against all existing laws. They might, for example, have to decide whether preventing unauthorized weather predictions is really so important that you are willing to give up the obligation for all school buses to be painted yellow.
 
2012-01-20 05:18:43 PM
snocone
I have now. LOL. I had no idea he "trots" around MN lakes shirtless. Great prank.
 
2012-01-20 05:25:13 PM
So having some kind of law where if you appear as an official meteorologist and start screaming "OMG TORNADO. RUN!" you could punished for it. However I'd assume current laws about inciting panic and the like would cover such a case. So I'm not sold if we need a specific law for this.

Hate to rain on your parade, sunshine, but you seem a bit foggy on where this bill is under consideration. The earlier article (obviously gotten off the slush pile) mentioned in TFA partly clouds the aim of the bill. The icing on the cake is the snow job public is getting from long winded politicians. Objection to this bill should be thunderous and lightning swift. People should give these guys the cold shoulder or use pressure systems to get them to change their minds.
 
2012-01-20 05:27:01 PM
Too many farkers in this thread.

/read the article? I only read the headline. and that's only the fark headline at that.
 
2012-01-20 05:27:59 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: This bill is in South Africa.

South Africa is best Africa.

www.foreignpolicy.com

Sunny all the time. Beach party!
 
2012-01-20 05:33:03 PM
cgraves67: So, what are they trying to accomplish here? Control the weather by controlling the forecast? "Good weather = happy people" Propaganda? Regulate the quality of forecasting?

They're trying to eliminate the competition for the official (read paid) weather service from the unofficial (read free) weather services popping up in South Africa. At least that's what I got from the article.
 
2012-01-20 05:34:30 PM
capt.hollister: I think it's official: we have too many laws.

Here's my proposal: any jursidiction is only allowed to have a fixed number of laws on its books.

Say we set the limit at 250 laws (or 500 or 6000, whatever we decide is appropriate), then if lawmakers decide that we need a 251st law in order to prevent people from making unauthorized weather predictions, they must first decide which of the existing 250 laws will be revoked. This would force them to always weight the importance of a proposed new law against all existing laws. They might, for example, have to decide whether preventing unauthorized weather predictions is really so important that you are willing to give up the obligation for all school buses to be painted yellow.


Would you count the limit as one of the 250?
 
2012-01-20 05:40:44 PM
Not sure if cirrus.
 
2012-01-20 05:42:45 PM
Anybody else here remember "Don Kent 'flurries'"?

WBZ-TV Boston.

"Don Kent flurries"= 4 feet of snow.
 
2012-01-20 05:50:27 PM
It wasn't like this with the previous form of government, if you know what I'm saying. there wasn't any of these types of shenanigans and the trains always ran on time, when the right leaders had a "lighter" view.
 
2012-01-20 05:59:37 PM
LeroyBourne: snocone
I have now. LOL. I had no idea he "trots" around MN lakes shirtless. Great prank.


Calhoon is a swinging beach scene.

Back in the day, it actually was. Went to HS a few blocks away. Fine summers. Many hookey afternoons in a lawn chair chillin in a foot of water.
Thomas Beach. Main Beach was the best.

/best? memories or melanoma?
 
2012-01-20 06:02:14 PM
We need this law in the States. There is no media as useless as weather forecasters. Short of an oncoming major storm YOU DO NOT NEED a weather forecast! Is is cold outside? wear a coat. Is it raining? bring an umbrella. Inform me of thunderstorms that are spinning off tornadoes. Hurricanes headed my way and blizzards and SHUT UP. ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE! Come to think of it a NOAA weather radio with storm alert will do those things for me. Why do I need the TV guys at all?
 
2012-01-20 06:18:12 PM
It's a pretty easy job in Portland - It's raining most of the time and sometimes it's not.
 
2012-01-20 06:25:46 PM
Delawheredad: We need this law in the States. [...] Inform me of thunderstorms that are spinning off tornadoes. Hurricanes headed my way and blizzards and SHUT UP. ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE!

So we need this law to rule out "useless" weather forecasts. Except for the useful ones about severe weather.

Except ... this law applies specifically to severe weather forecasts.

So ... according to you, we don't want this law.
 
2012-01-20 06:26:05 PM
Jake Havechek: Well, as long as I have a face, Dylan Dreyer, JC Monahan and Cindy Fitzgibbon have a place to sit.

I'll second that.

/Cindy is so damn cute
 
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