See a doctor and get rid of it.

I'm submitting this.

Subby, I disagree. They don't have enough flair.

They tried this back in the early '80s with "Joanie Loves Tchotchkes". It didn't take off then, either.

mavexe: I'm submitting this.

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I'll take 12!!!!!!

I_Am_Weasel: So. If I have this correct. These are the steps.

1. People submit ideas for new products to Walmart.
2. Somewhere in the fine print is something about relinquishing rights to idea to Walmart.
3. Walmart profits!

Of course, I might just be skeptical.

more like it:

1) you submit product idea & win
2) Walmart helps you get funding to begin production
3) fine print says that you have to provide X many units per year or you lose your new factory
4) and further states that your sale price must decrease by 3% per year or Walmart backs out (see item 6)
5) resulting in either Walmart owning your new company or you have to move it to China in order to meet Walmart's demands
6) and if Walmart's sales don't meet quota, the deal is off and your stuck with a butt-load of merchandise you can't sell
7) and still have to pay off the loans

Oh, I had the Tchotchkes once. My doctor told me to drink a warm glass of salty water and it cleared it right up.

I have a great invention for Wal-Mart shoppers. I call it a belt. It's like the extension cord you usually use to hold up your pants.

I should fill a Wal-Mart with some of the gadgets I've worked on and let the judges pick one.

America's got a case of the Mondays.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Always low prizes

This = Instant millionaire

Which is ironic since most Walmart shoppers would break a shelf if they got on it.

Has got is redundant.