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(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Regular exposure to alcohol doubles the lifespan of worms. Subby is gonna live FOREVER   (physorg.com) divider line 19
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2012-01-20 01:47:17 PM
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2012-01-20 01:47:42 PM
No, subby, you're going to have WORMS forever.
 
2012-01-20 01:53:12 PM
In my experience, too much alcohol kills my worm
 
2012-01-20 03:31:14 PM
What I'm getting here is that Subby is a worm. You have very nice typing for a worm.
 
2012-01-20 03:48:15 PM
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"Tell me something I don't know!"
 
2012-01-20 03:48:45 PM
Worms have 10 brains. It would take a long time for the booze to burn holes in all 10 brains.
/IIRC from the 6th grade when we dissected one
 
2012-01-20 04:03:22 PM
cgraves67: What I'm getting here is that Subby is a worm. You have very nice typing for a worm.

*imagining inchy from Sesame Street typing with his butt on the keyboard*
 
2012-01-20 04:08:46 PM
"Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?"

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life!"
 
2012-01-20 05:00:49 PM
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Tequila worm is too borracho to comment.
 
2012-01-20 05:43:41 PM
LeroyBourne: Worms have 10 brains. It would take a long time for the booze to burn holes in all 10 brains.

I have my doubts about having ten brains. They do have five hearts (if you could call those primitive pumps hearts), though.

They're also hermaphrodites, and sixty-nine with a friend to reproduce.
 
2012-01-20 05:57:27 PM
A Sunday school teacher was trying teach the evils of alcohol. She dropped a worm into a glass of water, and it wiggled through the water. She then dropped another worm into a glass of alcohol, and it dropped to the bottom, dead. She asked the class what they learned. Little Johnny piped up "If you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."
 
2012-01-20 06:27:00 PM
I got to tell you, it doesn't do much for my worm.
 
2012-01-20 07:11:49 PM
LeroyBourne: Worms have 10 brains. It would take a long time for the booze to burn holes in all 10 brains.
/IIRC from the 6th grade when we dissected one


especially if consumed in a ratio of one beer diluted with a bathtub of water.
 
2012-01-20 07:44:59 PM
WHO WANTS
 
2012-01-20 07:45:35 PM
TO LIVE
 
2012-01-20 07:46:11 PM
FOREVER
 
2012-01-20 10:13:41 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE...*hic*...bottle of tequila in my house at one time...
 
2012-01-20 11:38:21 PM
 
2012-01-21 09:05:59 PM
Only if Subby can transform it into the spice Melange...
 
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