Schrodinger's Candidate exists in Quantum Political Superposition, your argument is invalid.

wow - that's farking hilarious.

If Democrats want Romney to lose, they need to play the hell out of this. There are a lot of single-issue voters who won't vote for a pro-choice candidate.

stpauler: If Democrats want Romney to lose, they need to play the hell out of this. There are a lot of single-issue voters who won't vote for a pro-choice candidate.

THIS.

you don't need to be cute. you don't need to be funny. all you have to do is play these clips over and over.

Romney does not do well when he's cornered, especially on glaring flip flops in his own record. Obama's going to hit that button until it falls off and Mitt has a nervous breakdown on stage.

They guy turns into Nathan Thurm when put on the spot. "Who said that? I didn't say that! You said that!"

A lying politician?

I've said it before: more flip flops than a Chinese acrobat

/magic underwear can also serve as an amazingly efficient windsock!

Accurately reporting a Republican candidate's record is "dirty tricks"

Fark: It was the same pro-life group in both instances.

unyon: Fark: It was the same pro-life group in both instances.

hahahahahahahaha

Oh, Mitttens. Is there any issue where you aren't on both sides of it?

I almost miss Kerry

Outrageous Muff: How bad is it when compared to Romney, Newt Gingrich looks like someone who can be trusted to stand by his words.

We always knew Newt would stand by is words - that's the problem. That, and he feels his words are relative to everyone else but himself.

The news here is that it took 10 years for him to flip-flop there. It usually just takes days.

HeartBurnKid: Outrageous Muff: How bad is it when compared to Romney, Newt Gingrich looks like someone who can be trusted to stand by his words.

Newt doesn't really contradict himself. He's just a run-of-the-mill hypocrite.

/or, as Monty Brown would say, hippophant -- half-hippo, half-elephant
//and married to an owl
///wonder what the babies would look like

I think I just got an idea for a Photoshop theme contest

Outrageous Muff: How bad is it when compared to Romney, Newt Gingrich looks like someone who can be trusted to stand by his words.





Except for the words "Til death do us part."

Demetrius: Oh, Mitttens. Is there any issue where you aren't on both sides of it?

He has achieved quantum political superposition

unyon: Demetrius: Oh, Mitttens. Is there any issue where you aren't on both sides of it?

He has achieved quantum political superposition

a singularity of bullshiat?

Diogenes: Romney does not do well when he's cornered, especially on glaring flip flops in his own record. Obama's going to hit that button until it falls off and Mitt has a nervous breakdown on stage.

They guy turns into Nathan Thurm when put on the spot. "Who said that? I didn't say that! You said that!"

He just needs to pick up Newt's trick of angrily denouncing the reality based media for the bias it demonstrates in daring to report facts about him.

I honestly don't care if a person or politician changes his or her views in response to further information or continued contemplation. In fact, I find that to be a hallmark of a cogent individual.

On the other hand, topics such as the abortion one tend not to yield changed opinions all that often.

I suppose the issue is, did Romney change his stance after further consideration of facts and principles?

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Romney does not do well when he's cornered, especially on glaring flip flops in his own record. Obama's going to hit that button until it falls off and Mitt has a nervous breakdown on stage.

They guy turns into Nathan Thurm when put on the spot. "Who said that? I didn't say that! You said that!"

He just needs to pick up Newt's trick of angrily denouncing the reality based media for the bias it demonstrates in daring to report facts about him.

This is so true. The Conservatives eat that schtick up. They see it as being a great debater and sticking it to the man. In reality it is just a guy saying "You're rubber, I'm glue".

TwistedIvory: I honestly don't care if a person or politician changes his or her views in response to further information or continued contemplation. In fact, I find that to be a hallmark of a cogent individual.

On the other hand, topics such as the abortion one tend not to yield changed opinions all that often.

I suppose the issue is, did Romney change his stance after further consideration of facts and principles?

Are you kidding? He changes his opinion based on whois asking the question...

I said that last night. When he really, really does not want to answer a question, he stammers, stutters, and gives overly long explanations of what he thinks. "When will you release your taxes? Same thing.

I think he actually is pro choice, probably, if you could strip him down to a set of actual beliefs, but he knows he can't say that so he stutters his way through something vague and non-committal.

TwistedIvory: I suppose the issue is, did Romney change his stance after further consideration of facts and principles?

Yes. The he considered the fact that he wants to get elected so badly that he'll abandon whatever principles he may have.

Demetrius: Oh, Mitttens. Is there any issue where you aren't on both sides of it?

Immigration, abortion and healthcare, Mormon faith and flawless hair
and butter sculptures everywhere, I've looked at the election that way
But now they only call me names, make fun of my money and say I'm strange
So many things I would have done, but the GOP base got in my way

I've looked at the GOP platform from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's the platform's illusions I recall
I really don't know the GOP platform at all

hubiestubert: Schrodinger's Candidate

Awesome.

BritneysSpeculum: Outrageous Muff: How bad is it when compared to Romney, Newt Gingrich looks like someone who can be trusted to stand by his words.
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Except for the words "Til death do us part."

Cut the guy some slack, it was a simple misunderstanding. He thought the vow was "til deathbed do us part." Common mistake, could happen to anybody.

"Family Oriented Groups"

Go fark yourself, Willard MITT Romney, you slimy shiat wizard.

Shaggy_C: Romney seems like a nice enough fellow. He'd be slightly worse than Obama, but far better than any other Rethuglikkkan. With this kind of flip flopping, you think he'll do anything about abortion one way or the other?

Even the truly staunch opponents do nothing when they reach office. At least at the federal level.

Looks like it's time for Mitt to hose down the sh*t box again.

RandomExcess: If the choice is believing the harpy DailyKos and Mitt Romney it is no contest.

Yeah, those direct quotes are fishy.

GWLush: This is so true. The Conservatives eat that schtick up. They see it as being a great debater and sticking it to the man. In reality it is just a guy saying "You're rubber, I'm glue".

Otherwise known as "attacking the messenger". It will get (is getting) standing Os in the GOP debates because the party faithful think the media is out to get them. If Jesus gets my letter and Newt survives to the general, he's going to have to come up with a different dance.

RandomExcess: If the choice is believing the harpy DailyKos and Mitt Romney it is no contest.

...and right on cue, in walks living proof of my point.