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(STLToday) Strange Five St. Louis school buses missing. If five big yellow things appeared in your back yard, please mention it to police when you have the time. There's a picture in the article of what a school bus looks like   (stltoday.com) divider line 38
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Julieahni
2012-01-20 11:35:14 AM
Were they short?
 
cgraves67
2012-01-20 11:36:03 AM
Well, if St. Louis experiences a series of bank robberies by men in clown masks, we will understand the bus thefts.
 
grokca
2012-01-20 11:36:37 AM
So that's a bus, huh.
 
wallywam1 [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 11:38:00 AM
If you see a yellow school bus dragging a small church, that's probably it.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-20 11:38:01 AM
They're in New Orleans.
 
LabGrrl
2012-01-20 11:38:10 AM
Oh my god, I totally saw buses just like this in Buffalo, this morning, although I didn't see the words on the side. They must've known the cops were onto them, because they disappeared at like, 9:00am.
 
inelegy
2012-01-20 11:38:20 AM
What a big yellow thing may look like:

a2.img.mobypicture.com
 
MoronLessOff
2012-01-20 11:39:09 AM
A few years ago, someone snuck into the Collinsville district bus lot and let air out of all the tires.
 
fifthhorseman
2012-01-20 11:41:20 AM
They're with the bikes.
 
fireclown
2012-01-20 11:42:29 AM
That's a BIG twinkie.
 
xxmedium
2012-01-20 11:43:51 AM
Someone is in training to be a motorcycle daredevil. I'd start by checking all dry cleaners for customers with red, white, and blue leather bell bottomed pantsuits.
 
KeepStill
2012-01-20 11:44:54 AM
Breaking Bad?
 
MooseUpNorth
2012-01-20 11:45:13 AM
If I see five big yellow things in my backyard, I just assume I've farked up a mod install again.
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 11:45:32 AM
Oh, it's a big pretty yellow bus with black stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels, it looks like a big Tylenol!
 
roth
2012-01-20 11:46:55 AM
Anyone check the Gobi Desert?
fusionanomaly.net
 
That coward David Lopan
2012-01-20 11:47:19 AM
Do the wheels on these buses go round and round?
 
Herr Morgenstern
2012-01-20 11:49:31 AM
*checks back yard*

Nope, no big yellow things. Just the twelve or so little white things I got in chains begging to go back home to their mommies.

I mean, what?
 
lenfromak
2012-01-20 11:52:51 AM
Chop shops will be busy today in St Louis.
 
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-20 11:54:40 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Have mercy...
 
kcfarker
2012-01-20 11:55:14 AM
Wanted for questioning:

nerdapproved.com
 
mlfa
2012-01-20 11:59:13 AM
Sounds like a Bang Bus party trip
 
picodenico
2012-01-20 11:59:39 AM
kcfarker: Wanted for questioning:

[nerdapproved.com image 600x294]

That took way too long to show up.
 
Ghost Roach
2012-01-20 12:01:34 PM
Came for "Dark Knight" references, leaving doubly satisfied. Now where are the pedobears?
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-01-20 12:03:28 PM
I found five of these yellow things in my backyard this morning:

www.1000funnypictures.com

Who should I call?
 
MoronLessOff
2012-01-20 12:05:53 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I found five of these yellow things in my backyard this morning:

[www.1000funnypictures.com image 550x450]

Who should I call?

Steve Irwin.
 
Tiiba
2012-01-20 12:12:29 PM
inelegy: What a big yellow thing may look like:

[a2.img.mobypicture.com image 468x378]

WTF is up with that arm? Is that a shop? Way too many elbows.
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 12:48:17 PM
Awesome headline subby... Loved the last bit about the pic. +1
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 12:50:01 PM
roth: Anyone check the Gobi Desert?
[fusionanomaly.net image 400x300]

I have pics of a ship I found in the Az desert like that... It's near Lake Roosevelt, but you can't tell from the pics. Pretty eerie though...
 
TheGreatGazoo
2012-01-20 12:50:56 PM
Maybe they are planning on causing traffic mayhem by parking them on busy streets with the lights on and leaving them there.
 
DuudeStanky [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 01:01:03 PM
HHGTTG:
At eight o'clock on Thursday morning Arthur didn't feel very
good. He woke up blearily, got up, wandered blearily round his
room, opened a window, saw a schoolbus, found his slippers, and
stomped off to the bathroom to wash.

Toothpaste on the brush - so. Scrub.

Shaving mirror - pointing at the ceiling. He adjusted it. For a
moment it reflected a second schoolbus through the bathroom
window. Properly adjusted, it reflected Arthur Dent's bristles.
He shaved them off, washed, dried, and stomped off to the kitchen
to find something pleasant to put in his mouth.

Kettle, plug, fridge, milk, coffee. Yawn.

The word schoolbus wandered through his mind for a moment in
search of something to connect with.

The schoolbus outside the kitchen window was quite a big one.

He stared at it.

"Yellow," he thought and stomped off back to his bedroom to get
dressed.
 
irgunner
2012-01-20 01:03:36 PM
Came for Superbowl dirty bomb conspiracy theories, leaving unsatisfied.
 
craxyd
2012-01-20 01:22:25 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I found five of these yellow things in my backyard this morning:

[www.1000funnypictures.com image 550x450]

Who should I call?


Japanese whaling teams?
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 03:10:56 PM
i185.photobucket.com

Who wantsss to on a field trip to the candy factory?
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 03:11:38 PM
Who wantsss to go on a field trip to the candy factory?
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-20 04:10:19 PM
In other news five more families have underground bunkers for the next tornado.
 
CalvinLives
2012-01-20 05:22:44 PM
Three obvious possibilities:
1. Chop shops
2. School bus manufacturer attempts to increase business by forcing schools to buy 8 new buses
3. Yup, irgunner's dirty bomb. Because what is more innocent pulling up to an event or a location than a big yellow schoolbus?

Plus this bonus suggestions:
4. School bus drag races. Slow & Furious.
 
smadge1
2012-01-20 10:52:17 PM
I kept thinking maybe insurance scam, but can school's even afford insurance?
 
MoronLessOff
2012-01-21 10:44:56 AM
CalvinLives: Three obvious possibilities:
1. Chop shops
2. School bus manufacturer attempts to increase business by forcing schools to buy 8 new buses
3. Yup, irgunner's dirty bomb. Because what is more innocent pulling up to an event or a location than a big yellow schoolbus?

Plus this bonus suggestions:
4. School bus drag races. Slow & Furious.

Figure 8 Racing! (new window)
 
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