Puma? You're making that up.

/Chupathingy. How about that.

Really? Now its offensive to San Diego.

You can't have a winning sports program named after the Chargers

Carmenita Cougars ... my junior high alma mater.

Miss Underwood sitting on her swivel seat high-stool at the head of the classroom wearing her dark miniskirts and brightly colored panties.
Queen Cougar _*sigh*
She was the focus of many a masturbatory session with this once 13-yr old young man I can tell you.

I saw some awful things in Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma!

For a board loaded with men, that is one hell of a lot of sand in one hell of a lot af vaginas.

HeartBurnKid: Puma? You're making that up.

/Chupathingy. How about that.

Came for this.

/What is sam hell is a puma?

My high school in the bay area has a Cougar for a mascot, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

RexTalionis: [www.stomptokyo.com image 320x240]

Pumaman! He flies like a moron.

Yup, beaten to it.

\sensing danger

GAT_00: My undergrad. We had a horse.

If it weren't for my horse...

HeartBurnKid: Puma? You're making that up.

/Chupathingy. How about that.

I came for RvB. Thank you.

Go Corner Canyon High School MILFs!

We were the pirates...

Guess nobody cares about offending black people...

FTA: One Utah school district believes a cougar mascot would be insensitive to women.

Wha? I think cougars were called cougars way before the term was used for old, horny women. Now if the mascot was an actual old, horny woman instead of the four legged mammal, then I can understand their complaint.

Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?

I always chuckle at schools that are the Trojans. Not only did the Trojans lose, they lost because the we're fooled by a wooden horse full of Greeks. How sorry is that?

Walker: The school board, which consists of six men and one woman, thought the Charger would be more appropriate

The f*ck is a charger? Phone charger? Battery charger?

A charger is a horse used by cavalry soldiers. I can't believe this stupid, feminist principal. She should be removed for imposing her asinine viewpoints on everyone else.

PullItOut: /What is sam hell is a puma?

It's a cougar - a mispronunciation of the Spanis name for the cat: Quechua

Just wait until they see the mascot for Santorum High School.

1) This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

2) It's probably really because she's a Ute fan.

3) Fun Fact: Was I the last person to learn (maybe 6 months ago) that a "Black Panther" was not actually a real thing? As in, not like it's own species or anything. IIRC, what we (I) think of as a "Black Panther" is just a monochromatic leopard or something.

HeartBurnKid: Puma? You're making that up.

/Chupathingy. How about that.

I like it. Got a nice ring to it.

imagine if their rival team was the farkers..."last night the farkers really went to town on the Cougars, in an epic scuffle one of the cougars got a dislocated shoulder"

Inigo_Montoya: I always chuckle at schools that are the Trojans. Not only did the Trojans lose, they lost because the we're fooled by a wooden horse full of Greeks. How sorry is that?

You are/were a Trojan man, are/weren't you.

Goodfella: Just wait until they see the mascot for Santorum High School.

What's wrong with the Santorum High School Goatses?

Goodfella: Just wait until they see the mascot for Santorum High School.

The Fighting Frothy?

Yankees, Indians, Reds, Sharks, Diamondbacks (insensitive to those bitten by one) Cougars, Redskins, the New Zealand All Blacks, Bears, Packers, Braves, Red Devils, Blue Devils, Demon Deacons, Lords-all offensive and must be removed from being seen anywhere near my precious snowflakes' eyes and ears.

The douche is strong in Utah.

simpsons did it

hotlink

You mean like the shoe company?

eviljimbo: imagine if their rival team was the farkers..."last night the farkers really went to town on the Cougars, in an epic scuffle one of the cougars got a dislocated shoulder"

Imagine the thrilling last second come from behind victories, when the farkers were down on the Cougars, but still manage to pull ahead by the end.

I find the name of this website offensive, Fark sounds a lot like f**k. Please change it A.S.A.P.
Perhaps Fork, Flirt or Flat might work.
Thank you.

Walker: The school board, which consists of six men and one woman, thought the Charger would be more appropriate

The f*ck is a charger? Phone charger? Battery charger?

It's car Michael Westen drives, and Brock Sampson used to drive one as well. Say what you will about the new ones, but the vinatage ones had style and nuts, and are worthy of being a school mascot from their association with fictional spy types alone.

And since "bear" means something in the homosexual community, should we change that team name too?

The Homer Tax:

3) Fun Fact: Was I the last person to learn (maybe 6 months ago) that a "Black Panther" was not actually a real thing? As in, not like it's own species or anything. IIRC, what we (I) think of as a "Black Panther" is just a monochromatic leopard or something.




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Walker: The school board, which consists of six men and one woman, thought the Charger would be more appropriate

The f*ck is a charger? Phone charger? Battery charger?

No...

Why the hell is there a picture of Courtney Cox in the article? Is there no journalistic integrity left?

While this does seem kind of ridiculous, I guarantee that the students chose cougar because of its colloquial reference to horny middle aged women. They did not choose it because of the animal. If I were on the school board, I'd be tempted to strike it down as well.