And...... Newt is the face of family values! Santorum is the face of anal lube. Mitt is the face of Flippy Floppy the Clown! Obama is the face on the targets of most hate/redneck groups. Biden is the face of bewilderment. Limberger is the face of fat cats everywhere. Ron Paul is the face of Ross Perot after the operation. Nancy Pelosi is the face of the Great Sphincter. My face gives you Banaitial Shankroids. Your face should be on a milk carton. ......

Pants full of macaroni!!: stoli n coke: I also heard Borat isn't really from Kazahkstan.

And Larry the Cable Guy isn't really a cable installer.

And his name is really Dan, and he doesn't really have a hillbilly accent, and he began his comedy career wearing ill-fitted pleated khakis and telling jokes about his gramma, and he's a total douche.

Apparently the Death Star is no moon either

/bet hamill's never skywalked in his life

wmoonfox: That whole "free speech" thing really bothers republicans authoritarians, doesn't it?

FTFY.

Did they copypasta that from The Onion?

Craptastic: Pants full of macaroni!!: stoli n coke: I also heard Borat isn't really from Kazahkstan.

And Larry the Cable Guy isn't really a cable installer.

And his name is really Dan, and he doesn't really have a hillbilly accent, and he began his comedy career wearing ill-fitted pleated khakis and telling jokes about his gramma, and he's a total douche.

Jealous much?

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Yes, it's all Colbert's fault.

It has nothing to do with the fact that the system has become a farce.

I don't disagree with you but when was the system not a farce?

groovykindahate: Apparently the Death Star is no moon either

/bet hamill's never skywalked in his life

I heard The Doctor is technically ABD.

/that's why he left Gallifrey

Breitbart, where rational thought goes to die.

Also, of course they're that stupid. So are some of the voters. They're the GOP base. In particular, they're the GOP base in South Carolina.

These voters watched a debate where they loudly booed RON PAUL for supporting the golden rule and cheered when Gingrich had no farking clue how something he said might have offended black people. They've now put Gingrich in the lead as the probable primary winner per fivethirtyeight.com. Newt farking Gingrich, a guy who can't get through a day without publicly saying something hugely assholish. That's who many SC Republicans want. It says more about them than it does about Newt.

Todd concluded by saying that he "idolized" American politics and didn't want to see people become more cynical about them.

Absolutely incredible.
Does he also enjoy slamming his dick in a dresser drawer?

Todd concluded by saying that he "idolized" American politics and didn't want to see people become more cynical about them.

More cynical. Is that even possible?

Donnchadha: voran: *sigh* You see the tag Breitbart and you just know what sorta ride you're in for. :P

I'm kinda curious to read it, but I know better than to give Breitbart a click

You chose, wisely.

Donnchadha: voran: *sigh* You see the tag Breitbart and you just know what sorta ride you're in for. :P

I'm kinda curious to read it, but I know better than to give Breitbart a click

At least WND spreads the blame around to all the liberal red herrings, but Breitbart and his Soros-hating group of douchebag heroes really can't get past this MSM conspiracy shiat.

Buffalo77
Subby is an idiot. Trying to mislead for your own misguided views.

Is this post supposed to make even a little sense?
0/10

Lando Lincoln: Stephen Colbert is shining a spotlight onto how awful the Citizens United ruling was. The Supreme Court justices that ruled for it probably hate Stephen Colbert more than anything.

His interview last night with John Paul Stevens was pretty awesome.

FTA: "Todd concluded by saying that he "idolized" American politics and didn't want to see people become more cynical about them."

You know a corrupt, greedy, and corporate driven polical system. Why would people want to be more cynical about it?

Colbert interview with Justice Stevens was pure gold.
/big clap to the former Justice.

The mistake no one should make, though, is to buy the notion that Todd is the only member of the MSM to have cracked Colbert's code. Anyone with an IQ above room temperature knows what Colbert is up to.

That's enlightening, since Brietbart had to just spend 200 words explaining to his followers what Colbert's doing.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: sucky

Because Fark is an instrument of the evil liberal media.

StoPPeRmobile: wmoonfox: That whole "free speech" thing really bothers republicans authoritarians, doesn't it?

FTFY.

What's the difference?

Karac: The mistake no one should make, though, is to buy the notion that Todd is the only member of the MSM to have cracked Colbert's code. Anyone with an IQ above room temperature knows what Colbert is up to.

That's enlightening, since Brietbart had to just spend 200 words explaining to his followers what Colbert's doing.

It's brilliant, and really highlights the cognitive dissonance. People who didn't know Colbert was a joke read the first part, then agree that everyone 'should' have known it. Having associated themselves into the group that already knew, they read the next sentence which makes everyone but their own group out to be morons. Perfect retcon sentence structure.

Best image I could find of what popped to mind:

"...I've done a bit of collage."

"Is it to educate the public about the dangers of money and politics, and what's going on? Or is it simply to marginalize the Republican Party? " Yes to both, Mr. Todd.

I used to like Todd's reporting, but after this clip, I think that he's not as smart as I'd first thought.

The biggest joke to the Republicans is the GOP.

Chuck Todd gets upset when you mock his phony baloney job.

"I also disagree with Todd's claim that Colbert is doing something noble in going after these Super PACs"

That's because you're an idiot, and you hate true democracy.

stuffy: The biggest joke to the Republicans is the GOP.

I had the same thought when TFA said *Colbert* was the one making a mockery of the system. They're doing the mockery-making just fine without any outside assistance.

Colbert is a true American hero. I dont say that facetiously, mockingly or jokingly. He elevates satire to a new level, in fact I bet in 100 years it will be called colberting instead of satire.

He is genius, and everything about this is genius. What if Cain finishes in the top 3 or something? then what? its great.

What sat tire might look like.

SuburbanCowboy: "I also disagree with Todd's claim that Colbert is doing something noble in going after these Super PACs"

That's because you're an idiot, and you hate true democracy.

Also- who would win in a fight between a SuperPAC and SuperCongress?

/answer: no matter who wins... we all lose

Craptastic: Pants full of macaroni!!: stoli n coke: I also heard Borat isn't really from Kazahkstan.

And Larry the Cable Guy isn't really a cable installer.

And his name is really Dan, and he doesn't really have a hillbilly accent, and he began his comedy career wearing ill-fitted pleated khakis and telling jokes about his gramma, and he's a total douche.

Not only is he not a hillbilly, he's not even from the South - he's from Nebraska.

Colbert to Justice Stevens: Was the ruling by the Supreme Court in Citizens United great or the greatest ruling ever?

Stevens: (hesitates). neither

Colbert: So I will put you down for great.

Kome: StoPPeRmobile: wmoonfox: That whole "free speech" thing really bothers republicans authoritarians, doesn't it?

FTFY.

What's the difference?

Do you know the answer?

Brother_Mouzone: Colbert is a true American hero. I dont say that facetiously, mockingly or jokingly. He elevates satire to a new level, in fact I bet in 100 years it will be called colberting instead of satire.

I wonder if we're going to look back at this campaign as the moment America stopped taking politics seriously or the moment that America started taking politics seriously.

HIghlander was still a documentary and the events happened in real time, right?

FTFA: "Is it to educate the public about the dangers of money and politics, and what's going on? Or is it simply to marginalize the Republican Party?"

Chuck Todd mistake is thinking those two things are mutually exclusive.

Two birds, one stone....well played Mr. Colbert.

Well he doesn't even list a UNIT for his room temperature. Do i need an IQ of 295? 72? 22? 531? This is a terrible article.

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Craptastic: Pants full of macaroni!!: stoli n coke: I also heard Borat isn't really from Kazahkstan.

And Larry the Cable Guy isn't really a cable installer.

And his name is really Dan, and he doesn't really have a hillbilly accent, and he began his comedy career wearing ill-fitted pleated khakis and telling jokes about his gramma, and he's a total douche.

Not only is he not a hillbilly, he's not even from the South - he's from Nebraska.

He does the same thing to rednecks as Colbert does to Republicans, except it's even more clever because his own audience doesn't know the charade. He is a genius.

"Strange Brew" is a true story, the entire Canadian social hierarchy and economic system is based upon it.

Lando Lincoln: Stephen Colbert is shining a spotlight onto how awful the Citizens United ruling was. The Supreme Court justices that ruled for it probably hate Stephen Colbert more than anything.

I, too, wish that the Supreme Court had upheld a law that made it a felony to produce a documentary. Then we could have a functional democracy!!!

Masso: Colbert interview with Justice Stevens was pure gold.
/big clap to the former Justice.

Love Justice Stevens.

Mostly because he is a living and completely trustworthy source that can confirm that Babe Ruth "called his shot" at the 1932 World Series.

And I'm a Cubs fan.

stop laughing

Anyone with an IQ above room temperature knows what Colbert is up to.

Which is why Republicans are so worried.

cameroncrazy1984: StoPPeRmobile: Kome: StoPPeRmobile: wmoonfox: That whole "free speech" thing really bothers republicans authoritarians, doesn't it?

FTFY.

What's the difference?

Do you know the answer?

The answer is "there isn't one"

I think this is one of those "all Republicans are authoritarian, but not all authoritarians are Republican" deals.