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		Best pic you will see all day of a town manager in Massachusetts drunk, and passed out on the hood of his car (wtsp.com)		50
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stucka

2012-01-20 10:36:13 AM

At what point did his pants fall to his ankles, then?

armyfirstfarker

2012-01-20 10:37:12 AM

Mr. Kennedy?

Tentacle

2012-01-20 10:37:45 AM

stucka: At what point did his pants fall to his ankles, then?

From the pictures, the pants were around his ankles, as well as around the rest of his legs.

Ooba Tooba

2012-01-20 10:37:54 AM

This "hardship" clause for drunk drivers is a bunch of shiatt! I had my license suspended for failing to pay speeding tickets, and I was not allowed work privileges. The laws are assbackward.

Walker

2012-01-20 10:37:57 AM

"When I arrived on scene he was unconscious on the hood of his car, his pants were around his ankles,"

Pic does not match police description.

litespeed74

2012-01-20 10:39:05 AM

Maybe its a new thing. Human hood ornaments?
Times are tough these days....

cgraves67

2012-01-20 10:39:31 AM

Walker: "When I arrived on scene he was unconscious on the hood of his car, his pants were around his ankles,"

Pic does not match police description.

I suspect they modified the status of his pants to protect his modesty.

mikaloyd

2012-01-20 10:40:36 AM

Dude has sux fingers on his left hand. Or that pic is photoshopped.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-20 10:42:34 AM

Lancaster, MA? Had to look that up in google maps.

Anything outside of the 495 beltway doesn't count.

mikaloyd

2012-01-20 10:44:15 AM

Six fingers not sux fingers

vudukungfu

2012-01-20 10:45:16 AM

Ooba Tooba: This "hardship" clause for drunk drivers is a bunch of shiatt! I had my license suspended for failing to pay speeding tickets, and I was not allowed work privileges.

They should have had him approach the bench upon that request and given him a swift kick in the balls.

mikaloyd

2012-01-20 10:45:29 AM

Jake Havechek: Lancaster, MA? Had to look that up in google maps.

Anything outside of the 495 beltway doesn't count.

doesnt count as what?

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-01-20 10:45:45 AM

"When I arrived on scene he was unconscious on the hood of his car, his pants were around his ankles," says Westborough Police officer Steve Reale. He had also vomited on himself.

Meh, this is what I do on Tuesdays.

bravian

2012-01-20 10:46:09 AM

"I'm actually surprised and shocked he made it to where he was without an accident," said officer Reale.

You're shocked? Really? The sad fact is that every day people manage to drive home drunk without getting into an accident.

highbrow45

2012-01-20 10:46:51 AM

They've lost sight of their small town values now that Stephen King almost mentioned them in a book.

Arkanaut

2012-01-20 10:48:58 AM

"When I arrived on scene he was unconscious on the hood of his car, his pants were around his ankles," says Westborough Police officer Steve Reale. He had also vomited on himself.

...After he failed three sobriety tests he said, "I'm having a really bad night."

Sounds like a pretty good night to me.

Walker

2012-01-20 10:50:34 AM

The 33-year-old town administrator refused a breathalyzer and was arrested. Under Melanie's Law he should have lost his license for 180 days, but he's been granted a hardship license which allows him to drive.

It's nice to have power isn't it? So much for Melanie's law.

The law is named "Melanie's law" after the 13-year-old Melanie Powell, who was killed in an accident caused by a repeat drunk driver two years ago.

hocho064

2012-01-20 10:54:09 AM

Anyone else having issues with the link?

waterbrother

2012-01-20 10:54:46 AM

link is Farked

AndreMA

2012-01-20 10:55:21 AM

404. Anyone have an alternate link?

sammichtester

2012-01-20 10:55:28 AM

Link is jacked up.

MirandaMM

2012-01-20 10:55:33 AM

Linky?

dj_spanmaster

2012-01-20 10:56:52 AM

Where is Massachusetts drunk?

hagopiar

2012-01-20 10:57:15 AM

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/01/19/police-find-lancaster-town-manag er-drunk-passed-out-on-hood-of-car/

/495 belt FTW

Jello Fever

2012-01-20 10:57:39 AM

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/01/19/police-find-lancaster-town-manag er-drunk-passed-out-on-hood-of-car/

Alternate link might work.

sandi_fish

2012-01-20 10:58:02 AM

Should I not have done that? - George Costanza

Jello Fever

2012-01-20 10:58:22 AM

damn you hagopiar. you is faster wit da google.

cbackous

2012-01-20 11:06:33 AM

highbrow45: They've lost sight of their small town values now that Stephen King almost mentioned them in a book.

sharetv.org

not impressed.

Debeo Summa Credo

2012-01-20 11:09:24 AM

Walker: The 33-year-old town administrator refused a breathalyzer and was arrested. Under Melanie's Law he should have lost his license for 180 days, but he's been granted a hardship license which allows him to drive.

It's nice to have power isn't it? So much for Melanie's law.

The law is named "Melanie's law" after the 13-year-old Melanie Powell, who was killed in an accident caused by a repeat drunk driver two years ago.

I usually assume any law named after a person's first name is reactionary and silly. If you can't pass a law based on its merit's, it is bullshiat to attach some child's name to it for sympathy.

Ackbarican_Idol

2012-01-20 11:09:32 AM

Good thing there weren't any Alabama fans around

OtherLittleGuy

2012-01-20 11:12:38 AM

Insert pic of nearly-nekkid blonde passed out on picnic table...

wearetheworld

2012-01-20 11:13:59 AM

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Beemer_Vol

2012-01-20 11:18:15 AM

What is his Fark handle? The article didn't say.

Jerkwater

2012-01-20 11:18:56 AM

He was at a strip club in Worcester, lives in Lancaster, and got picked up in Westborough? I don't know where he was going, but he wasn't going home.

Hector Remarkable

2012-01-20 11:24:21 AM

grokca

2012-01-20 11:25:44 AM

Wonder if he picked up a woman at the strip club, she got his pants down and then he passed out on her so she left?

keylock71

2012-01-20 11:26:22 AM

Dumbass...

Random Anonymous Blackmail

2012-01-20 11:27:00 AM

Obviously Planking, just wrong.

ZAZ

2012-01-20 11:32:32 AM

Ooba Tooba

Owe money and you lose your license forever, no discretion. Being dangerous is negotiable. That's standard around the United States.

TFA: To make matters worse, police say Pacheco drove drunk from a strip club in Worcester all the way to a Mobil station on Route 9 in Westborough until he couldn't drive anymore.

Not a great road to drive drunk on. Route 9 is high speed with stop lights. Miss a red light and there's a good chance of a serious accident.

The 33-year-old town administrator refused a breathalyzer and was arrested.

Technically in Massachusetts the arrest comes first. The law says people arrested for DUI are obliged to incriminate themselves. In many other states the law says people suspected of DUI are obliged to incriminate themselves.

lakrfool

2012-01-20 11:47:10 AM

I sympathize. The hood is nice, cold & inviting to a drunken face. As long as you aren't all drunk & sweaty & get the flagpole/tounge effect. Then the cops show up & you get half of your face ripped off when the mulletheads throw you on the pavement. But they are not responsible in a court of law, so you get to live your life as a cheap Harvey Dent knock-off, riding the bus with people staring at your disfigured face until you get off to your night stocking job at the local HEB. The end.

Logweasel

2012-01-20 12:07:50 PM

Jerkwater: He was at a strip club in Worcester, lives in Lancaster, and got picked up in Westborough? I don't know where he was going, but he wasn't going home.

Maybe he was taking Rt 9 to 135 or 495.

stuffy

2012-01-20 12:18:19 PM

Let me guess. He is on the GOP family ticket.

Inigo_Montoya

2012-01-20 12:47:47 PM

Dad?

Loaf's Tray

2012-01-20 01:13:38 PM

"Town Manager"? Does he have to cross-train in Lawn and Garden?

ZAZ

2012-01-20 01:46:56 PM

He might not live in the town he manages.