Couldn't you almost start trolling if you were Al-Qaeda? I'd name some guy I hated as the new number 1 just to get him blown up...

This is a much smarter way to fight a war on a shadowy group based on a nebulous concept than an invasion and occupation.

President Obama doing what the Republitards could not would not do, and that is kill the terrorists where ever they may be. Greatest President EVER! After his second term we need to put this guys face on Mount Rushmore.

Don't worry, Aslan will be back. The Black Witch can't really kill him

Pakistani national

I'll try my best to act surprised.

Damn, he was employee of the month three times in a row. He was really going places.

Why is it never a low-pitched whistling sound? I demand to know!

>His death reduces al-Qaeda's thinning bench of another operative devoted to plotting the death of innocent civilians," a U.S. official said.

This sucks. I had al-Qaeda beating Hezbollah in the Terrorism Bowl. Now they'll be lucky to even get past the first round of playoffs.

You say that as if Al Qaeda was a real thing.

It's an unpopularity contest.

I was on Dice the other day, just browsing around for opportunities. I saw Al-Qaeda's posting and just had to laugh:

Requirements:
- IED Construction (5 years exp)
- Nefarious plot weaving
- Pakistan Certified Terror Camp Graduate (or equivalent work experience)
- Java/J2EE 6 (10 years exp)
- .NET (10 years exp)
- Proficient in PL/SQL, Oracle Database Administration, and MSSQL Server
- Must demonstrate expert understanding of our proprietary BOOMS platform
- Willing to relocate
- A highly motivated self-starter who is able to work equally well individually and with a group
- A burning hatred for the West

Benefits:
- Salary Based on Experience
- 5 paid breaks per day
- Unlimited future riches

Where are they going to find somebody willing to do it all while getting paid in future options? These terrorist organizations are the reason unemployment is so high. I've got half a mind to schedule an interview and then not show up. Give me a break!

I am predicting that all the people shrieking about al-Awlaki's killing being unconstitutional aren't going to show up to this thread.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

Aslam Awan

Aslam Awan who?

Aslam is coming, Awan to be somewhere else.

spentmiles: - A burning hatred for the West

"If you want to join Al-Qaeda Ltd., you have to really hate the West."
"I do!"
"Oh yeah, how much?"
"A lot! "
"Right, you're in."

Slaves2Darkness: President Obama doing what the Republitards could not would not do, and that is kill the terrorists where ever they may be. Greatest President EVER! After his second term we need to put this guys face on Mount Rushmore.

You're trying to hard. Maybe something more like:

Yet another example of what chicken hawk Republicans could never understand. A smart foreign policy enforced by the INTELLIGENT, targeted killing of bad guys. It's this kind of able governing that will win his administration a second term and granite carvings sporting his bust.

My google ninja skills are not with me today, can anyone find the jet with a missile up its ass pwn3d meme?

Because someone just got pwn3d!

This is the kind of thing that Ron Paul wants stopped. Now, maybe some leftist Farkers are in agreement with him, but I say: way to go, Mr. President!

texdent: Eventually it's going to get to the point where there are just two guys left and they'll be arguing who will be the one in charge.

they're probably not going to want to be in the same room while they're having that argument...

/just sayin'
//hey guys, we just blew up the next two future leaders of Al Qaeda

Tell me all you farkers,if the US was invaded by russia woulden't you attempt to kill them the same way. i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders. oh and btw you'd be called terrorists if you fought the russian invaders' too.

cajunns: Tell me all you farkers,if the US was invaded by russia woulden't you attempt to kill them the same way. i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders. oh and btw you'd be called terrorists if you fought the russian invaders' too.

WOLVERINES!

texdent: Eventually it's going to get to the point where there are just two guys left and they'll be arguing who will be the one in charge.


This is how this mindset sees this situation? There is a quantified number of enemy combatants and eventually we will kill them all? And then it's over?

/It's not a game of Stratego.

Be careful, conservatives prefer to read them their rights and arrest them instead of taking a known terrorist out with extreme prejudice.

Slaves2Darkness: President Obama doing what the Republitards could not would not do, and that is kill the terrorists where ever they may be. Greatest President EVER! After his second term we need to put this guys face on Mount Rushmore.

That would be tough to do. Mount Rushmore is made mostly of a light toned granite. We would need to find a large outcropping of pumice, basalt or at least a dark slate in order to capture the likeness.

cajunns: Tell me all you farkers,if the US was invaded by russia woulden't you attempt to kill them the same way. i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders. oh and btw you'd be called terrorists if you fought the russian invaders' too.

The difference is, most people in their shoes wouldn't cowardly target civilians. So no.

Voiceofreason01: cajunns: Tell me all you farkers,if the US was invaded by russia woulden't you attempt to kill them the same way. i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders. oh and btw you'd be called terrorists if you fought the russian invaders' too.

WOLVERINES!

CAUSE.....WE...LIVE...HERE!!!

Remember when Israel started doing this about a decade ago and people were all up in arms?

/Empire: It's legal when we do it.

cajunns: i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders.

???
Whom were we invading on 9/11/01?

Looks like he sang....

***puts on sunglasses***

....Aswan song.

YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

trappedspirit: Why is it never a low-pitched whistling sound? I demand to know!

Physics.

cajunns: Tell me all you farkers,if the US was invaded by russia woulden't you attempt to kill them the same way. i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders. oh and btw you'd be called terrorists if you fought the russian invaders' too.

This is the most unbelievably stupid string of words I've ever encountered on the Internet. Did you forget that the terrorists attacked us on our own soil? It's not like we went looking for trouble - they came asking for it. And the Russian analogy is ridiculous. The terrorists are not fighting for freedom; they are fighting for greater oppression. If Russia invaded our great country, we'd be defending our soil and battling to maintain our democracy, which in case you haven't noticed is the greatest democracy in history. But to anti-American scum like you, it probably doesn't make much senses.

You probably aren't an American citizen, but if you were and our guys got a hold of you, you'd be sorry for having such an idiotic viewpoint. I'd like to see if you still believed that nonsense after a few hours of waterboarding and nipple-shock-therapy. You'd be crying for your whore mother in minutes. The only thing that is keeping me from exploding with anger right now is imagining you being tortured for your unpatriotic views. Enjoy hell, you filth.

mike0023: cajunns: i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders.

???
Whom were we invading on 9/11/01?

11 years after the fact you still have people asking "why do they hate us so much?"

Jake Havechek: Be careful, conservatives prefer to read them their rights and arrest them instead of taking a known terrorist out with extreme prejudice.

The only Republican who would criticize this is Ron Paul. And on foreign policy he is as liberal as they come.

If I were Al Qaeda #2 I would carry around a tiny umbrella and bring a guy with a camera everywhere I went. At the first sign of a high pitched whistling I would open the umbrella, look at the camera and cringe. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die funny.

HotIgneous Intruder: Remember when Israel started doing this about a decade ago and people leftists were all up in arms?

FTFY

HotIgneous Intruder: Remember when Israel started doing this about a decade ago and people were all up in arms?

/Empire: It's legal when we do it.

international politics is a lot closer to Hobbe's state-of-nature than it is to your drive to work

/legal != morally correct != your personal code of ethics

wedun: mike0023: cajunns: i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders.

???
Whom were we invading on 9/11/01?

11 years after the fact you still have people asking "why do they hate us so much?"

Not me. I couldn't care less what their problem is. I say: find'em & kill'em. Which is what we just did.

spentmiles: after a few hours of waterboarding and nipple-shock-therapy.

Go on....

spentmiles: You probably aren't an American citizen, but if you were and our guys got a hold holt of you, you'd be sorry for having such an idiotic viewpoint.

ftfy

Freakin Rican: Voiceofreason01: cajunns: Tell me all you farkers,if the US was invaded by russia woulden't you attempt to kill them the same way. i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders. oh and btw you'd be called terrorists if you fought the russian invaders' too.

WOLVERINES!

CAUSE.....WE...LIVE...HERE!!!

Isn't it funny how Jed Eckert couldn't come up with any difference between them and the Russian they were about to execute other than geography when his brother questioned him about it? And how the psychopathic Robert kills his erstwhile friend Darryl without thinking twice about it? And these are the 'good guys'?

Red Dawn is a much more subtle and even-handed movie than it generally gets credit for. The "good guys" aren't motivated by patriotism, but pure revenge. The bad guys that aren't actually just background cannon fodder are portrayed in a fairly sympathetic light. Of the Russian/Cubans, the only really one-dimensional bad guy is General Bratchenko.

sprawl15: spentmiles: - A burning hatred for the West

"If you want to join Al-Qaeda Ltd., you have to really hate the West."
"I do!"
"Oh yeah, how much?"
"A lot! "
"Right, you're in."

Dirka dirka, Muhammad jihad.

dittybopper: Freakin Rican: Voiceofreason01: cajunns: Tell me all you farkers,if the US was invaded by russia woulden't you attempt to kill them the same way. i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders. oh and btw you'd be called terrorists if you fought the russian invaders' too.

WOLVERINES!

CAUSE.....WE...LIVE...HERE!!!

Isn't it funny how Jed Eckert couldn't come up with any difference between them and the Russian they were about to execute other than geography when his brother questioned him about it? And how the psychopathic Robert kills his erstwhile friend Darryl without thinking twice about it? And these are the 'good guys'?

Red Dawn is a much more subtle and even-handed movie than it generally gets credit for. The "good guys" aren't motivated by patriotism, but pure revenge. The bad guys that aren't actually just background cannon fodder are portrayed in a fairly sympathetic light. Of the Russian/Cubans, the only really one-dimensional bad guy is General Bratchenko.

Replace "good guys" with "good ol' boys" and it makes perfect sense.

And the Russians were "just following orders", so they're off the hook. lol

spentmiles: cajunns: Tell me all you farkers,if the US was invaded by russia woulden't you attempt to kill them the same way. i have no love for alqueda but they are resisting invaders. oh and btw you'd be called terrorists if you fought the russian invaders' too.

This is the most unbelievably stupid string of words I've ever encountered on the Internet. Did you forget that the terrorists attacked us on our own soil? It's not like we went looking for trouble - they came asking for it. And the Russian analogy is ridiculous. The terrorists are not fighting for freedom; they are fighting for greater oppression. If Russia invaded our great country, we'd be defending our soil and battling to maintain our democracy, which in case you haven't noticed is the greatest democracy in history. But to anti-American scum like you, it probably doesn't make much senses.

You probably aren't an American citizen, but if you were and our guys got a hold of you, you'd be sorry for having such an idiotic viewpoint. I'd like to see if you still believed that nonsense after a few hours of waterboarding and nipple-shock-therapy. You'd be crying for your whore mother in minutes. The only thing that is keeping me from exploding with anger right now is imagining you being tortured for your unpatriotic views. Enjoy hell, you filth.

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lol