It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
NTSB says near mid-air collison caused by air traffic controller who apparently hadn't picked that week to give up drinking
(
news.yahoo.com
)
35
More:
Scary
,
National Air Traffic Controllers Association
,
Transportation Safety Board
,
flight instructor
,
change managements
,
regional airliner
,
Gulfport
,
National Transportation Safety Board
,
collisions
• • •
4763
clicks; posted to
Main »
on
20 Jan 2012
at
11:27 AM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
|
shirt it!
Share this link:
URL:
http://fk.cm/go/6891563
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fk.cm/6891563
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
35 Comments
(
+0 »
)
Paginated (50/page)
Single page
Single page, reversed
Normal view
Change images to links
Show raw HTML
Show posts from ignored users
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
gopher321
2012-01-20 11:17:42 AM
The NTSB has elevated air traffic controller and pilot professionalism to its list of top safety concerns in response to a series of incidents over the past several years, including a 2009 accident in which
a controller in New Jersey was talking on the phone to a friend about barbecuing a dead cat when a small plane he had handled collided with an air tour helicopter, killing nine people
.
Now that's professionalism right there.
gopher321
2012-01-20 11:18:29 AM
Forgot to add OMGWTFBBQ to my last post
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-20 11:30:32 AM
They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.
foo monkey
2012-01-20 11:30:59 AM
Maybe his daughter just died from a heroin overdose.
Nasty_McFilth
2012-01-20 11:32:47 AM
foo monkey
:
Maybe his daughter just died from a heroin overdose.
Came here to say exactly this.
tankjr
2012-01-20 11:32:53 AM
jspenguin
2012-01-20 11:34:33 AM
Wanted for questioning:
Norv Turner
2012-01-20 11:34:45 AM
Really? This hasn't been referenced yet?
Norv Turner
2012-01-20 11:35:37 AM
Nevermind.....
BunkoSquad
2012-01-20 11:36:49 AM
He's a menace to everything in the air.
Yes, birds too.
chemrebel
2012-01-20 11:42:35 AM
I'm flying in and out of this airport next week so I'm NOT getting a kick out of this article.
sprawl15
2012-01-20 11:44:21 AM
gopher321
:
The NTSB has elevated air traffic controller and pilot professionalism to its list of top safety concerns in response to a series of incidents over the past several years, including a 2009 accident in which a controller in New Jersey was talking on the phone to a friend about barbecuing a dead cat when a small plane he had handled collided with an air tour helicopter, killing nine people.
Now that's professionalism right there.
Seriously. What kind of an asshole talks about 'barbecuing' a dead cat when he obviously means grilling?
JohnAnnArbor
2012-01-20 11:45:48 AM
My headline: "Air traffic controller tries to re-enact the Tenerife accident in miniature while at work"
/not better, just different
kcfarker
2012-01-20 11:46:38 AM
Beck is still an air traffic controller at the Gulfport airport
, according to the Federal Aviation Administration, which operates the nation's air traffic control system.
Ah, I see the problem here. The
FAA
is in charge of the nation's air traffic control system.
Flint Ironstag
2012-01-20 11:47:18 AM
FTA:
An air traffic controller with a history of disciplinary problems
..."
Yeah, that's not a sentence you really want to see.
NuttierThanEver
2012-01-20 11:47:44 AM
It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts
Flint Ironstag
2012-01-20 11:56:05 AM
There's a sale at Penny's!
m1ke
2012-01-20 12:08:59 PM
It's not a near-miss, it's a near-hit!
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-20 12:14:59 PM
m1ke
:
It's not a near-miss, it's a near-hit!
That's both fine AND dandy...
NutWrench
2012-01-20 12:24:43 PM
NuttierThanEver
:
It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts
He says it's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
Nick Nostril
2012-01-20 12:49:25 PM
Good luck firing a government employee. He'll have to kill a plane load of people first.
yet_another_wumpus
2012-01-20 12:51:28 PM
Near miss, yadda yadda yadda.
[note: in FAA-speak "near miss" means the planes got within 3 miles of each other]
Reads article. 300 FEET? I'm pretty sure a regional jet can't change course a Cessna's width in 300'. I'd be surprised it a Cessna can do similar for a jet (I'd hate to try a dive at that level). I'm sure we'll here from the fark pilots' association.
Crewmannumber6
2012-01-20 01:14:14 PM
CSB - I was looking out the window of a flight I was on about 12 years ago and a plane passed underneath us. I understand reference points and depth perception, but I could see the rivet heads on the wings.
/Keep 'em at 30 thousand
/no, feet
LoneVVolf
2012-01-20 01:40:43 PM
One air traffic manager told investigators, "It was a miracle that no one died," according to an NTSB summary of investigators' interviews.
Do people often die when two planes pass within 300 feet from each other without colliding? I'm not sure this qualifies either pilot for saint-hood...
Maul555
2012-01-20 01:40:59 PM
someone needs to make sure this guy never steps foot inside of a control tower again.
nrdgrl
2012-01-20 01:42:20 PM
FTFA:
Beck,
a controller for 23 years, also had been suspended several times within the last five years
for tardiness, absenteeism and failure to report an arrest for driving under the influence. Beck also had been removed from duties training less experienced controllers after a trainee complained that "Mr. Beck was in the back of the room with his feet up and eyes closed" while conducting training sessions, the documents said.
My completely uninformed diagnosis based on very little information: alcohol-related frontal lobe dementia
/you're welcome
Magorn
2012-01-20 02:04:11 PM
Crewmannumber6
:
CSB - I was looking out the window of a flight I was on about 12 years ago and a plane passed underneath us. I understand reference points and depth perception, but I could see the rivet heads on the wings.
/Keep 'em at 30 thousand
/no, feet
My dad used to own his own small plane, and says his sacriest moment as a pilot was when he and a few dozen other pilots were practicing take offs and landings at a feild with no tower. The Pilots had all agreed amonst themselves that one runway was for take offs the other for landings. As he coming in for a landing during one trip, about 15' of fthe deck, he looked down and wondered for a second why his plane's shadow had square wingtips when his plane had round ones. Then he got it, and pulled up HARD on the stick to abort the landing.
Seems a plane had joined the reindeer games but not bothered to learn the rules and was taking off on the runway he was trying to land on, and at the moment dad looked down the idiot happened to be exactly matching him for speed.
Magorn
2012-01-20 02:07:20 PM
nrdgrl
:
FTFA: Beck, a controller for 23 years, also had been suspended several times within the last five years for tardiness, absenteeism and failure to report an arrest for driving under the influence. Beck also had been removed from duties training less experienced controllers after a trainee complained that "Mr. Beck was in the back of the room with his feet up and eyes closed" while conducting training sessions, the documents said.
My completely uninformed diagnosis based on very little information: alcohol-related frontal lobe dementia
/you're welcome
What Air Traffic Controller responsible may look like:
Tartan69
2012-01-20 03:28:57 PM
Came for "And Leon's getting larger!" but leaving disappointed
Voiceofreason01
2012-01-20 03:35:52 PM
yet_another_wumpus
:
Near miss, yadda yadda yadda.
[note: in FAA-speak "near miss" means the planes got within 3 miles of each other]
Reads article. 300 FEET? I'm pretty sure a regional jet can't change course a Cessna's width in 300'. I'd be surprised it a Cessna can do similar for a jet (I'd hate to try a dive at that level). I'm sure we'll here from the fark pilots' association.
If we assume the jet's going kinda slow: 500mph is roughly 733ft/sec
/I think I agree with you
Coming on a Bicycle
2012-01-20 03:57:58 PM
What is NTSB - Not True Story Bro ? Nookie Time Story Bro ? New Technology Story Bro ?
MadMattressMack
2012-01-20 04:46:35 PM
Voiceofreason01
:
yet_another_wumpus: Near miss, yadda yadda yadda.
[note: in FAA-speak "near miss" means the planes got within 3 miles of each other]
Reads article. 300 FEET? I'm pretty sure a regional jet can't change course a Cessna's width in 300'. I'd be surprised it a Cessna can do similar for a jet (I'd hate to try a dive at that level). I'm sure we'll here from the fark pilots' association.
If we assume the jet's going kinda slow: 500mph is roughly 733ft/sec
/I think I agree with you
What kind of airliner goes 500 MPH during initial climb? I thought all non-military craft could only do 250 knots below 10,000 feet.
Also, according to
this
(new window) a "near miss" is less than 500'.
dude_man
2012-01-20 05:08:23 PM
I didn't know he has a gig as an air traffic controller!
CigaretteSmokingMan
2012-01-21 12:31:30 AM
PawisBetlog
2012-01-21 12:47:19 AM
disciplinary action was to suspend and decertify.
Next sentence, he was retrained and recertified.
and still works there.
MY HEAD ASPLODE
\fly too much
Displayed
35
of
35
comments
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
This is Spartan
Yoda 9" Talking Plush
The Beatles Yellow Submarine Cookie Cutter
Freeloader Fork
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
This Baby Elephant is Almost Too Cute...
More news at Scribol »
Five Tools You'll Need to Survive, We...
Snakeskin pedicures and gold facials
Gorgeous Goth Girls
Never Pay For Laundry Again! (PICS)
More news at Village Voice »
Popular Characters Worse for Animals...
23 Instructional Signs That Must Exis...
4 Wildly Irresponsible Tests for 'Dia...
5 Seemingly Harmless Things That Are...
More news at Cracked »
A Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Looked G...
Spotted: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez...
Ageless Andie MacDowell Dazzles On Th...
Nicole Kidman Is Ravishing In Red And...
More news at Starpulse »