Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?

I'm not afraid anymore!

OK ? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.

Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

Cache? There was one magazine from the 70's.

Magorn: yeah this guy seems legit:
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Jesus he looks young.

Dead for Tax Reasons: Hey, porky pig, I hope you get molested

Chut up!

A single magazine from the 1970s with pornographic images of pre-pubescent girls was enough to get a New York architecture professor arrested after firefighters found it while battling a blaze in his home at the Jersey shore


wait for it:

They doused the flames, and were checking for hidden pockets of flame behind the walls by pulling down panels of sheet rock, when the magazine fell from behind one of the panels, State Police spokesman Trooper Christopher Kay said.


I'm sorry to say but I think this guy actually has a case here.

lelio: Cache? There was one magazine from the 70's.

that the sheetrocker lost suring his lunch break.

Respect the cock!

what about the sexual dynamics of smurfs?

I think you're the farking antichrist!

Serpoltas: Dead for Tax Reasons: Hey, porky pig, I hope you get molested

Chut up!

Go back to China, biatch.

/Wanted for questioning.
//In which case, chocolate?

Guidette Frankentits: I'm sorry to say but I think this guy actually has a case here.

This has "plausible deniability" written all over it because:

vudukungfu: that the sheetrocker lost suring his lunch break.

I'm not one to defend kiddie-diddlers and CP consumers, but I've been led to believe that those with the problem don't often limit themselves to "a pinch" of kiddie porn (especially physically inaccessible material) but instead build up a large, disturbing collection.

Of course, that impression comes from Fark comments and sensationalized news stories, so this guy might be as messed up as messed up can be.

lelio: Cache? There was one magazine from the 70's.

And it was cached.

And TFA says it was "real" CP, not 17-year-olds.

And the house (apparently) has no previous owners.

Not looking good.

What are feces?
-Baby mice!

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Goin' nowhere, goin' nowhere
Their tears are fillin' up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin'
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad world, mad world
Mad world, mad world

Children waitin' for the day they feel good
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sits and listen, sits and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson?
Look right through me, look right through me

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dyin'
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad world, mad world
Mad world, mad world

/why no, i DRTFA, but i love that movie
//super committed to sparkle motion
///President Laura Roslin would make a terrible mother, what with all the tripping balls and religious zealotry

scottydoesntknow: Guidette Frankentits: A single magazine from the 1970s with pornographic images of pre-pubescent girls was enough to get a New York architecture professor arrested after firefighters found it while battling a blaze in his home at the Jersey shore


wait for it:

They doused the flames, and were checking for hidden pockets of flame behind the walls by pulling down panels of sheet rock, when the magazine fell from behind one of the panels, State Police spokesman Trooper Christopher Kay said.


I'm sorry to say but I think this guy actually has a case here.

Except for the: El-Zoghby designed and built the house in the late 1990s.

How did the magazine end up inside a house he built? Unless his contractors were insulating his house with pics of little girls.
He was hiding pics of little girls in the walls

I don't know, I could buy a story that some sheetrocker had brought a magazine to whack off with during his lunch break and had to put it in a wall before the boss saw it. As stated, how many people - not even pedophiles - who have any porn in the house, have just one magazine?

28:06:42:12

you can go suck a fark

And now I must confess something that causes me great great shame.

I was listening to my wife's ipod and I hear Mad World...not by Gary Jules, but by that twisted fruit from American Idol.

...I liked it better.

Damnit all to hell.

Aren't all fires started on orders from a giant anthropomorphic rabbit?

NA NA NOTORIOUS
( sparkel motion)

I WANTED TO BE WITH U ALONE
AND TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER
(tears for 4fearYS)

scottydoesntknow: Except for the: El-Zoghby designed and built the house in the late 1990s.

How did the magazine end up inside a house he built? Unless his contractors were insulating his house with pics of little girls.
He was hiding pics of little girls in the walls

You haven't met many contractors, have you? That's exactly the level of intelligence and/or maturity you should expect from them.

Alternatively, when a house is under construction it's typically quite open even after the lock-up stage. It wouldn't be hard for a kid to sneak in with one of his dad's old magazines and have the place to himself while he enjoys the pictures.

With this new internet thing, you hardly ever hear of anyone getting caught with an actual magazine anymore....


/ah the old days, when you had to actually buy a CP mag instead of just going to 4-chan

you're such a fark ass

scottydoesntknow: Except for the: El-Zoghby designed and built the house in the late 1990s.

Oh most definitely, which is why if this were to ever go to trial, I think he would probably be found guilty by a jury.

factoryconnection: Guidette Frankentits: I'm sorry to say but I think this guy actually has a case here.


vudukungfu: that the sheetrocker lost suring his lunch break.

I'm not one to defend kiddie-diddlers and CP consumers, but I've been led to believe that those with the problem don't often limit themselves to "a pinch" of kiddie porn (especially physically inaccessible material) but instead build up a large, disturbing collection.

Of course, that impression comes from Fark comments and sensationalized news stories, so this guy might be as messed up as messed up can be.

And there ya go.

This is such an odd story. The only thing I could fathom is what vudukungfu said.

Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!

/I've got a theory

We need to get Whoopi Goldberg in here to see if it's porn or porn-porn.

Prevailing Wind: And now I must confess something that causes me great great shame.

I was listening to my wife's ipod and I hear Mad World...not by Gary Jules, but by that twisted fruit from American Idol.

...I liked it better.

Damnit all to hell.

check out the original tears for fears version. way different mood than the Jules one. And at least rocking out to T4F will give you more street cred then any American Idol douche (but not much more...)

Nudist magazines were legal back in the 70's. I'm sure more than one contained a picture of an under age girl.

Dead for Tax Reasons: sourpunchkid: you can go suck a fark

how exactly does one suck a fark?

Maggie can tell you.

Karac: As stated, how many people - not even pedophiles - who have any porn in the house, have just one magazine?

Have just one magazine from the 70's that is completely inaccessible.
Either he got trolled by the sheet rocker or he cured an addiction to CP or there is more they just haven't found it.

Barring the notion they find more, which is more realistic?

Karac: As stated, how many people - not even pedophiles - who have any porn in the house, have just one magazine?

Only one that's inside the wall. OTOH if you had a CP collection why wouldn't it all be in the hidey-hole? On the third hand maybe the rest of the collection is electronic.

It'd be interesting to know if there was a way to nondestructively get into that space before the fire. If not I'd be inclined to agree on it being a careless and/or vindictive construction worker.

How is this guy being charged and condemned so fast?
Anyone could have put that there, and while we are at it, arrest the publishers and staff of the magazine as well.

scottydoesntknow: Jake Havechek: We need to get Whoopi Goldberg in here to see if it's porn or porn-porn.

She could always contact the ghost of Swayze

oh, it's porn alright