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Cops discover marijuana farm after exhaustive search just yards from the police station
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violentsalvation
2012-01-20 11:47:27 AM
Probably 10 or 12 years ago in a dinky historic town near me, a house was stealing power from its next-door neighbor, City Hall, just with an extension cord to an outdoor receptacle. Someone from the city noticed it and thought it was a contractor doing a remodel but he still unplugged it and threw the cord back over the fence. The next day the cord was back, but this time the city worker looked inside the house and saw the city was paying for a meth lab's electric.
csb
Norv Turner
2012-01-20 12:12:36 PM
Man, I wish just once someone would fly cross country in a cessna and just toss seeds out the window.
2wolves
2012-01-20 02:09:25 PM
Norv Turner
:
Man, I wish just once someone would fly cross country in a
cessna
B377SGT Super Guppy and just toss seeds out the window.
ManateeGag
2012-01-20 02:12:54 PM
That's some fine police work, Lou.
Mr Guy
2012-01-20 02:31:06 PM
Of course it was exhaustive. After you smoke a yard full of weed, everything is exhaustive. I'm feeling exhausted right now. I'm so thirsty. I think that guy has chips.
LeroyBourne
2012-01-20 02:32:15 PM
I love how the cops didn't notice the smell, but when they pull you over after hours the first thing they say is "smells like alcohol in here." Even if no one has had a drop.
Mr Guy
2012-01-20 02:33:59 PM
From TFA
:
"In the last 12 months alone Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service has extinguished 10 blazes at premises where there has been a cannabis farm.
"The message for anyone involved or thinking of getting involved is that it is simply not worth the risk."
Really? Because my thought was, sure would be nice if they could just grow it safely and legally outside where they don't need elaborate stealth set ups, or if they could just hire a legal electrical contractor to install their lights without being arrested.
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-20 02:34:14 PM
Marijuana/hemp is a weed in the literal sense: It grows wild. Not the good stuff, of course, but it's entirely possible for seeds to sprout wherever they get dropped. Then they grow like, well, weeds.
We found a four-foot tall hemp plant in amongst the landscaping in Disney's California Adventure one day--our on-site cop had to go and uproot it and tag&bag it like it was evidence. It was all by itself, just the one plant, nice and green and healthy. How did it get there? Someone dropped a roach? A bird flew over and shiat out a seed? Who knows.
A lot of pot farms would probably go unnoticed if only the farmers were smart enough to hide the plants out in regular weeds.
BurnShrike
2012-01-20 02:40:05 PM
"The message for anyone involved or thinking of getting involved is that it is simply not worth the risk."
Actually, by outlawing it and creating a black market,
you have made it worth the risk
.
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-20 02:42:57 PM
LeroyBourne
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I love how the cops didn't notice the smell, but when they pull you over after hours the first thing they say is "smells like alcohol in here." Even if no one has had a drop.
Growing pot really doesn't smell like much unless you're close. It doesn't have that unique pot stench until it's been dried and/or crushed. If you're upwind of a field, you might not notice, especially in a city where everything smells like car exhaust.
Alcohol in a closed car smells like alcohol; although if you've been in a club and smell like smoke, what the cops mean is "Smells like you MIGHT HAVE BEEN drinking."
Don't ask how I know this.
AndreMA
2012-01-20 02:43:03 PM
Advanced training will cover "finding your own ass with the assistance of a search warrant"
AndreMA
2012-01-20 02:45:35 PM
LeroyBourne
:
I love how the cops didn't notice the smell, but when they pull you over after hours the first thing they say is "smells like alcohol in here." Even if no one has had a drop.
Replying "Well, it smells like pork out there" is a pretty sure-fire way to get tasered.
patrick767
2012-01-20 02:46:48 PM
More than 300 plants worth around £100,000
I heart cop math.
Honest Bender
2012-01-20 02:50:45 PM
Gyrfalcon
:
How did it get there? Someone dropped a roach? A bird flew over and shiat out a seed? Who knows.
Seriously? Some underpaid park worker thought it would be funny. There, I solved your great mystery.
RaisedOnATARI
2012-01-20 02:59:44 PM
Every quote in that article was copspeak.
Things I learned from this article:
Manchester cops are winning the war on cannabis.
Criminal gangs are disrupted by large amounts of pot.
Exactly 10 fires were caused by cannabis farms in the last year.
Fire is the greatest risk in growing marijuana.
Cops can't find a pot farm in a big building unless it burns down.
VimFuego
2012-01-20 03:04:56 PM
It's ironic chronic
Madaynun
2012-01-20 03:09:01 PM
wanted ...one picture of the swimming pool from "Nice Dreams"
/my google foo is lacking
Rich Cream
2012-01-20 03:11:29 PM
per plant: 333 British pounds sterling = 517.4487 US dollars
Is this including the dirtball?
AeAe
2012-01-20 03:13:23 PM
Gyrfalcon
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LeroyBourne: I love how the cops didn't notice the smell, but when they pull you over after hours the first thing they say is "smells like alcohol in here." Even if no one has had a drop.
Growing pot really doesn't smell like much unless you're close. It doesn't have that unique pot stench until it's been dried and/or crushed. If you're upwind of a field, you might not notice, especially in a city where everything smells like car exhaust.
Don't ask how I know this.
Some cannabis strains are very stinky and doesn't even need to be touched to be smelly.
Don't ask how I know this .
jjwars1
2012-01-20 03:44:49 PM
Gyrfalcon
:
LeroyBourne: I love how the cops didn't notice the smell, but when they pull you over after hours the first thing they say is "smells like alcohol in here." Even if no one has had a drop.
Growing pot really doesn't smell like much unless you're close. It doesn't have that unique pot stench until it's been dried and/or crushed. If you're upwind of a field, you might not notice, especially in a city where everything smells like car exhaust.
Alcohol in a closed car smells like alcohol; although if you've been in a club and smell like smoke, what the cops mean is "Smells like you MIGHT HAVE BEEN drinking."
Don't ask how I know this.
Obviously you haven't been around a healthy potent plant then.
dready zim
2012-01-20 03:51:59 PM
patrick767
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More than 300 plants worth around £100,000
I heart cop math.
A plant could get over 200 grams each (about 8 ounces) and at current prices of AFAIK £150+ per ounce would be 150x8x300 which is a minimum of £360,000
At that sort of price you would have to get 2.22 ounces (63g) per plant. Looking on the net there are seeds advertised that get 500g a plant so I would say that, in this possibly isolated case, the police have UNDERestimated the value of a crop. Possibly by a factor of 8-9
Le Geno Vert
2012-01-20 03:57:29 PM
mmm...
did someone say they had chips?
/could go for some chips right now
tv_news_guy
2012-01-20 04:13:24 PM
Not for nothing... but shouldn't the headline say " Just
Metres
from the police station "? And they didn't answer the big question. How many litres are there to a hogshead?
/Metric Nazi
//God save the Queen
lunkhed
2012-01-20 04:14:51 PM
Newsflash
Cops do not generally start every shift by searching the premises next door to the station and working their way out from there.
/There's a lot of rain in Manchester, the windows of cop cars and stations are generally shut.
laurens
2012-01-20 04:34:22 PM
somebody forgot to pay their stfu and gtfo bills.
kindms
2012-01-20 04:46:31 PM
AeAe
:
Gyrfalcon: LeroyBourne: I love how the cops didn't notice the smell, but when they pull you over after hours the first thing they say is "smells like alcohol in here." Even if no one has had a drop.
Growing pot really doesn't smell like much unless you're close. It doesn't have that unique pot stench until it's been dried and/or crushed. If you're upwind of a field, you might not notice, especially in a city where everything smells like car exhaust.
Don't ask how I know this.
Some cannabis strains are very stinky and doesn't even need to be touched to be smelly.
Don't ask how I know this .
Charcoal scrubbers FTW
Leeds
2012-01-20 05:25:39 PM
tv_news_guy
:
Not for nothing... but shouldn't the headline say " Just Metres from the police station "? And they didn't answer the big question. How many litres are there to a hogshead?
/Metric Nazi
//God save the Queen
Enrico Pallazzo, is that you?
baronvonzipper
2012-01-20 05:29:30 PM
2wolves
:
Norv Turner: Man, I wish just once someone would fly cross country in a cessna B377SGT Super Guppy and just toss seeds out the window.
urban.derelict
2012-01-20 05:42:23 PM
Tell me again about the part where they thought outlawing
a weed
, nature was a good idea...
/war on
some drugs
minorities
//tinyurl.com/1mn ffs
urban.derelict
2012-01-20 05:43:54 PM
baronvonzipper
:
fly cross country in a cessna
so you can land 15 MILLION times to refuel?
/picard
//ascii
///
FACEPALM
gregscott
2012-01-20 06:14:43 PM
I guess everybody at the station got tired of weeding the patch.
Smackledorfer
2012-01-20 07:57:48 PM
Gyrfalcon
:
LeroyBourne: I love how the cops didn't notice the smell, but when they pull you over after hours the first thing they say is "smells like alcohol in here." Even if no one has had a drop.
Growing pot really doesn't smell like much unless you're close. It doesn't have that unique pot stench until it's been dried and/or crushed. If you're upwind of a field, you might not notice, especially in a city where everything smells like car exhaust.
Alcohol in a closed car smells like alcohol; although if you've been in a club and smell like smoke, what the cops mean is "Smells like you MIGHT HAVE BEEN drinking."
Don't ask how I know this.
I've never seen a live plant and I knew that. Walk past mint and it's not too strong. crush it, however....
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-20 08:59:35 PM
jjwars1
:
Gyrfalcon: LeroyBourne: I love how the cops didn't notice the smell, but when they pull you over after hours the first thing they say is "smells like alcohol in here." Even if no one has had a drop.
Growing pot really doesn't smell like much unless you're close. It doesn't have that unique pot stench until it's been dried and/or crushed. If you're upwind of a field, you might not notice, especially in a city where everything smells like car exhaust.
Alcohol in a closed car smells like alcohol; although if you've been in a club and smell like smoke, what the cops mean is "Smells like you MIGHT HAVE BEEN drinking."
Don't ask how I know this.
Obviously you haven't been around a healthy potent plant then.
I have. And that's, in fact, how I know.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-20 10:04:08 PM
Honest Bender
:
Gyrfalcon: How did it get there? Someone dropped a roach? A bird flew over and shiat out a seed? Who knows.
Seriously? Some underpaid park worker thought it would be funny. There, I solved your great mystery.
And it was!
Fecal Conservative
2012-01-21 01:30:23 AM
I've just been sitting around so I'm getting
the munchies
a kick out of this thread.
/Don't ask me how I know
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