rocinante721: !!! MITCHELL !!!

Even his name says "Is that a beer?"

/paging TMLO to thread 6891524.

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Is that Pyooma-Man?

Well, I HAD planned on watching Doctor Who (Classic) until my interview this afternoon, but NOOOOOOOOOO...y'all make me, FORCE ME, to watch MST3K.

You vast herd of dolts. :-)

The weird creatures in "Pod People".

Damn right Torgo is number 1.

Torgo is FOREVER!

Dr. Whoof: Damn right Torgo is number 1.

Torgo is FOREVER!

Oh, why pick on Torgo? He just watches the place while the Master's away!

Farking Torgo.

It's like the only MST3K hipsters have ever seen. Not even their funniest, either.

Troy is omitted, List is


HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

/Also missing Nosferatu from Escape 2000
// I miss Toblerone

PizzaJedi81: Dr. Whoof: Damn right Torgo is number 1.

Torgo is FOREVER!

Oh, why pick on Torgo? He just watches the place while the Master's away!

Pick on Torgo? Hell no. Torgo is awesome. Check this out about the real guy behind the Torgo (new window) (bolding mine...dude was HARDCORE):

John Reynolds (1941-1966) was an actor who is remembered for his portrayal of Torgo in Manos: The Hands of Fate. His appearance in Manos is his sole movie credit.

As Torgo was intended to by a satyr, Reynolds and Tom Neyman designed the rigging that Reynolds wore under his trousers. This rig was made of wire coat hangers and foam. Unfortunately, Reynolds wore the rig backwards, and no one bothered to correct the mistake. The rig was very painful for Reynolds to wear, and caused permanent damage to his kneecaps. The painful rig also caused Reynolds to become addicted to painkillers. Jackie Neyman Jones - who played Debbie in the film - said she only later realized the reason Reynolds was so much fun on the set was because he was high most of the time.

Tragically, Reynolds died not too long after production was completed on the film, shortly before the film was released. With the movie being screened on MST3K Reynolds became known to new generations of fans. In 1998 there was an effort to get a star for him on the Hollywood Walk of Fame - while the effort failed Reynolds wife was grateful for the effort.

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Troy is omitted, List is

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HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

/Also missing Nosferatu from Escape 2000
// I miss Toblerone

Heh..I'm watching that one!

/ROWSDOWERMOBILE AWAY!

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DjangoStonereaver: Not to mention Slab McHugeLarge:

Don't you mean Punch Rockgroin?

List fails without Pernell Roberts from San Francisco International.

"My job, my way."

"She's presenting like a mandrill".

Scary.

Spider-skank, spider-skank...

jayhawk88: DjangoStonereaver: Not to mention Slab McHugeLarge:

Don't you mean Punch Rockgroin?

No. It's Bob Johnson.

Jake Havechek: Farking Torgo.

It's like the only MST3K hipsters have ever seen. Not even their funniest, either.

So... so I told Gary that I was going on this vacation so he goes "well then I'm going hunting with Jeff next weekend." well that's when we were at Knives and then Lou sang 'Fernando' and then Gary oh he sings so good oh you should meet Jeff some time do you like Barry Manilow songs I know the farmers need rain but when it's damp like this my hair just explodes just ex-PAH-LO-des ooh ooh feeling kinda gassy McNuggets you know they make me so gassy all that grease and all it really helps if you drink eight-ten glasses of water a day did you know that sometimes I drink five sometimes I drink nine just to make up for the other three I didn't drink coffee and diet drinks don't count either you know this is pretty country isn't it you know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college you know I'm going to have to revise my twenty-year plan but did I tell you about my 20-year plan okay well okay listen here in year one this is the year when I'm going to take off those extra seven pounds you know that's equal to seven pounds of butter haha so it's like I'm wearing seven pounds of butter ha and well uh oh where was I oh oh yeah so my aunt and uncle here they did celebrate their twentieth anniversary and my uncle wanted to sing 'Sunset Sunrise' and he wanted *me* to sing it and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding and well she never thanked me for that... well she's really busy and all.

Johnny Mathis?

Jake Havechek: Farking Torgo.

It's like the only MST3K hipsters have ever seen. Not even their funniest, either.

No, Master Ninja I is the funniest.

MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!

Pontious Pilates: jayhawk88: DjangoStonereaver: Not to mention Slab McHugeLarge:

Don't you mean Punch Rockgroin?

No. It's Bob Johnson.

Bolt Vanderhuge really did marry Doctor Lady.

List fails without esteemed Boggy Creek resident Crenshaw..

Even the bullies from Laserblast were lame.

DjangoStonereaver:

Not to mention Slab McHugeLarge:

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Roll Fizzlebeef!

What about Ross Hagen? Chili peppers burn my gut.

Or JC from "Sidehackers". Goooch. Goooch.

Or Jim Backus in "Angel's Revenge". His final role. A sad, sad end to his career. That was truly upsetting.

"hey, the computer keyboards are mounted on the wall, it must be THE FUTURE!"

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Even the bullies from Laserblast were lame.

Eddie Deezen as a bully. Talk about casting against type.

gunga galunga: List fails without Pernell Roberts from San Francisco International.

"My job, my way."

His face feels mushy.

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Even the bullies from Laserblast were lame.

Illegal use of a Deezen!

I love these MSTk threads. So many memories. It gives me an opportunity to casually mention that I walked down the aisle to the show's Love Theme.

Impasse: gunga galunga: List fails without Pernell Roberts from San Francisco International.

"My job, my way."

His face feels mushy.

Listen man, I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' 'bout no candy counter. And that's the truth.

Rapmaster2000: Or Jim Backus in "Angel's Revenge". His final role. A sad, sad end to his career. That was truly upsetting.

That was not his final role. It's still upsetting, but that movie is terribly upsetting. Greydon Clark is a terrible person and should be ashamed to be himself (Angel's Revenge, Hobgoblins and his only vaguely watchable film, Final Justice). At least he had the good grace to get his name off the credits of Hobgoblins. Everyone involved in making that should be sterilized.

"thank you Tommy Kirk, for letting us laugh at love. Again"

-- TV's Frank

Max's enunciation is enough to scare the bejezzus out of anyone.



"Hi-yuh-KEEEE-uh-buh!"

Dr. Whoof:
As Torgo was intended to by a satyr, Reynolds and Tom Neyman designed the rigging that Reynolds wore under his trousers. This rig was made of wire coat hangers and foam. Unfortunately, Reynolds wore the rig backwards, and no one bothered to correct the mistake. The rig was very painful for Reynolds to wear, and caused permanent damage to his kneecaps. The painful rig also caused Reynolds to become addicted to painkillers. Jackie Neyman Jones - who played Debbie in the film - said she only later realized the reason Reynolds was so much fun on the set was because he was high most of the time.


That is one evil rig, to be able to take control of a man's mind and cause him to become addicted to painkillers.

gunga galunga: Impasse: gunga galunga: List fails without Pernell Roberts from San Francisco International.

"My job, my way."

His face feels mushy.

Listen man, I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin' 'bout no candy counter. And that's the truth.

Hey, it's a Made For TV hippie!

Glad to see Mr. B on there.

/Mr. B you're hot...
//So I'm attracted to guys now?