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(Some Guy) Fail Protip: The police will not arrest the ghost you blamed for beating your wife, they will arrest you   (thenorthwestern.com) divider line 19
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cbackous [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 08:29:39 AM
www.theaudience.it
 
BurnShrike
2012-01-20 08:29:42 AM
You lying mother-farker! I'll choke your ass for trying to frame me, you sorry sack of shiat!
 
BurnShrike
2012-01-20 08:31:11 AM
Fark! Let's try that again.


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You lying mother-farker! I'll choke your ass for trying to frame me, you sorry sack of shiat!
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2012-01-20 08:41:10 AM
biatch shouldn't have complained about the sunflower seeds.

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Gergesa
2012-01-20 09:08:15 AM
the police are dead wrong and making a grave mistake.
 
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-20 09:22:29 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
Monkey MKIII
2012-01-20 09:22:51 AM
Gergesa: the police are dead wrong and making a grave mistake.

Well of corpse they are!
 
Clint_Torres
2012-01-20 09:27:37 AM
Although I would love to make a sarcastic comment, scumbags like this deserve to be beaten within an inch of their life, as a reminder to never do it again.
 
Nina Haagen Dazs [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 09:33:33 AM
Clint_Torres: Although I would love to make a sarcastic comment, scumbags like this deserve to be beaten within an inch of their life, as a reminder to never do it again.

I agree, but I would like to thank the drunken-abusive-ghost blaming-wife beating pile of poop for scoring me a greenlight. Welcome to Fark you spooky basturd!
 
cryinoutloud
2012-01-20 09:40:28 AM
What a completely stupid story. Everyone knows that if a ghost tries to touch you, it will just go right through you.
 
LordSunder
2012-01-20 09:55:11 AM
The "Entity" strikes again.
 
X-Geek
2012-01-20 09:56:15 AM
... after they get help from some meddling kids.

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Clint_Torres
2012-01-20 09:57:09 AM
Nina Haagen Dazs: Welcome to Fark you spooky basturd!

...Thanks?
 
Nina Haagen Dazs [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 10:13:52 AM
Clint_Torres: Nina Haagen Dazs: Welcome to Fark you spooky basturd!

...Thanks?
whoops....probably shouldn't have quoted you there.
 
offmymeds
2012-01-20 11:46:47 AM
www.scifinow.co.uk

This thread...is clean!
 
Pixiest [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 12:05:12 PM
Brienne of Tarth and Catlyn Stark back up this man's story.
 
Gilligann [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 01:02:20 PM
The woman was upset after West blamed her for the house being foreclosed. When the woman pointed out that she works while West sits on the couch, he became angry.

Ha! What a moran.
 
puddleonfire
2012-01-20 01:36:45 PM
LowbrowDeluxe: biatch shouldn't have complained about the sunflower seeds.
[childhoodrelived.files.wordpress.com image 320x355]

---- Came for NOT ME.
SuperQuickie satisfaction.
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2012-01-20 07:27:52 PM
Isn't that just like the cops. They arrest an innocent man while the real attacker floats free.
 
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