Angry Spouses sounds like a good Angry Birds knockoff, except flinging them at a pig is how they got married in the first place.

This must another example of the Family Values we keep hearing about.

RedPhoenix122: Angry Spouses sounds like a good Angry Birds knockoff, except flinging them at a pig is how they got married in the first place.

GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: RedPhoenix122: Angry Spouses sounds like a good Angry Birds knockoff, except flinging them at a pig is how they got married in the first place.

GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

But it's so spacious and roomy!

/I kid.

99 problems. oh wait, nope, 100 problems.

It's really amazing how Newt managed to get the crowd all cheering for his marital shenanigans. Just let anyone else with a (D) after their name mention "open marriage" or "blowjob" or anything other than "missionary position with the lights off" and that self same crowd would be sharpening up their pitchforks.

The victim mentality of the right wing in this country is something to behold.

Also, this:

Character matters.

Philip Francis Queeg: Can you imagine the crowd reaction if someone had stood on that stage and said "I'd like the state to recognize my loving, committed and monogamous relationship with my same sex partner."?

If it were Newt, they'd probably start chanting his name. It's 'cause he one of US, you see! Them damned lie-beral gotcha drive-by mainstream MSM media Commies done set him up!

I don't like Gingrich, but IDK what his ex-wife is so angry about.
Wasn't she having an affair with Gingrich while he was still married to his first wife? (Did she know about the cancer?)

When Newt cheater on her, she got what she deserved.

Shaggy_C: So have we determined officially that Newt is in an open marriage with Calista now? Cos that raises him up several levels in my book.

Being a playa' will serve him well in his new rap career.

PsiChi: Them That's Got The Gold want to make O-fake look good so they can slide him back into office with comparative ease, so the Republican line-up has to contain the biggest bunch of buffoons ever. Mission accomplished!

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FuryOfFirestorm: I'm pretty sure that Cain's suggestion to "stick a pizza in her mouth and a dick in her ass" isn't the right solution.

Maybe; but since the alternative is a quote from Pokemon, it might be the best we get.

Now I'm fine with the whole open marriage concept, I see relationships to be more complex than the 'I marry you, you get all validation that you need from me forever' paradigm. Problem is, EVERYONE has to agree, anyone has even the smallest issue with the 'open marriage' concept, it needs to go the way of the dodo...

My REAL issue is with Gingrich's hypocrisy. First, he was the leader of the anti-Clinton witch hunt, telling us that a man who cheated on his wife was not Presidential material, and should be drummed out of office, WHILE he was cheating on his farking wife! Second, he had absolutely NO PROBLEM dragging this out onto the national stage(Along with many others, to be fair), yet he gets offended when HIS situation is drug out onto the national stage. Third, he starts whining about the media and "negative coverage", but he was just fine with negative press when Clinton was the focus, and seems to be A-OK with issuing negative attack ads.

Now, Lizard-Brain is trying to deny all of this, but it has been a known fact for YEARS, well before this came out.

Wow, and then the asshat had THIS to say:
Newt when asked how he could be unfaithful and give a speech on family values: "It doesn't matter what I do," he answered. "People need to hear what I have to say. There's no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't matter what I live." Link (new window)

Wow, and people REALLY want a 'Do as I say, not as I do.' bunghole in office?