She sounds like a cow.
the husband probably put himself of of his own misery.

EvilEgg: Gwendolyn: There was no women and children first policy? Oh the horrors.

Life is not a movie nor is it still 1912.

That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

The ones insisting on equal rights are not the same ones who are saying "no women and children first policy? The horrors!"

Can you sue someone for doing something you were going to do anyway? Where is my lawyer friend from Indiana when I need him?

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EvilEgg: That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

Skirts hate it when you call 'em dames...

What about chicks? Are the splittails OK with being called babes?

vudukungfu: She sounds like a cow.
the husband probably prolly put himself of of his own misery.

/ftfy

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EvilEgg: That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

Skirts hate it when you call 'em dames...

if you mistake a scotsman for a dame you might just be a drunken irishman . on the plus side you won't feel or remember what he does to you.

Something...something..PROFIT!

So treat women equally unless they're on a sinking ship. Gotcha.

Karac: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EvilEgg: That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

Skirts hate it when you call 'em dames...

What about chicks? Are the splittails OK with being called babes?

I prefer 'babe,' 'honey,' or 'sweetcheeks.'

And in other news woman sues parents for being born.

Ungrateful biatch.

Teedee: Karac: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EvilEgg: That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

Skirts hate it when you call 'em dames...

What about chicks? Are the splittails OK with being called babes?

I prefer 'babe,' 'honey,' or 'sweetcheeks.'

You got it, Toots.

Waiting for The Big Lebowski reference...

Karac: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EvilEgg: That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

Skirts hate it when you call 'em dames...

What about chicks? Are the splittails OK with being called babes?



I'll ask my ole lady when she gets back from visiting that gash she yentas it up with.

BurnShrike: Teedee: Karac: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EvilEgg: That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

Skirts hate it when you call 'em dames...

What about chicks? Are the splittails OK with being called babes?

I prefer 'babe,' 'honey,' or 'sweetcheeks.'

You got it, Toots.

LMAO!!

Check the currents, he may be going to Monaco.

God damn you Walter! You farkin' asshole! Everything's a farkin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shiat about Vietnam? What the fark, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fark are you talking about?

Mr.Hawk: Karac: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EvilEgg: That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

Skirts hate it when you call 'em dames...

What about chicks? Are the splittails OK with being called babes?



I'll ask my ole lady when she gets back from visiting that gash she yentas it up with.


smart...and funny.

There was certainly no 'women and children first' policy. It was disgusting."

Welcome to equality, biatch. How's that feminist empowerment working out for you? Oh, what's that? You want to retain privileges based on your gender? HAHA! No.

It's women, children, astronauts, red Indians, and a sort of idealized version of the Renaissance man first.

Theaetetus: EvilEgg: Gwendolyn: There was no women and children first policy? Oh the horrors.

Life is not a movie nor is it still 1912.

That's what happens when you dames insist on equal rights.

The ones insisting on equal rights are not the same ones who are saying "no women and children first policy? The horrors!"

Now who's being naive, Lisa?

She has to offset the lawsuit from the auto accident she caused on the way to the cruise.

I'm just guessing that there might be quite a few legal actions about this...

thelordofcheese: There was certainly no 'women and children first' policy. It was disgusting."

Welcome to equality, biatch. How's that feminist empowerment working out for you? Oh, what's that? You want to retain privileges based on your gender? HAHA! No.

Someone's bitter!!!

What is an 'expat'??

When I read that I immediately though of Drew Bledsoe for some strange reason.

hailin: Same here. Though I would include a guardian for the children. So children, their guardian, and people who can't swim/too old/disability in the boats first.

And me. So me, children, their guardian, and people who can't swim/too old/disability in the boats first.

If you think about it, having your ashes go down in a massive shipwreck is actually ultimately cool. That's how I'd wanna roll (bob).

I thought broads were equipped with their own flotation devices

Woman who planned to spread husband's as

I stopped reading right there.

prekrasno: Waiting for The Big Lebowski reference...

Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here

EatHam: Costa Cruises has confirmed it is contacting all surviving guests to make sure they have returned home safely and to offer a refund for the cruise and expenses relating to it.

and to try to get people to sign something saying they won't sue


I bet Carnival's liability lawyers are going batshiat insane right now. I don't even wanna think of what their insurance agent is doing. Probably getting ready to hang himself. Maybe the same rope can be used for the Captain once he's done?

Ebbelwoi: If you think about it, having your ashes go down in a massive shipwreck is actually ultimately cool. That's how I'd wanna roll (bob).

I don't think they are going to leave that wreck sitting there. But having your ashes recovered by a salvage company is awesome, I guess.

A few months ago, I quit a job where my boss was a HUGE HUGE HUGE cruise ship fanatic. She would delight in telling us about the cruises she had been on, the cruise she just got back from and the cruise she already had booked for six months from now. Oh, look at all these pictures of this awesome new ship I'm going on. I wish so much that I still worked there just so I could have some fun with this.

/last I heard, her house was in danger of being forclosed on, and she used to brag about how she spend 5 to 7 grand on a cruise twice a year.
//her husband (poor bastard) was a cool guy, and he HATED the cruises.

grokca: hailin: Same here. Though I would include a guardian for the children. So children, their guardian, and people who can't swim/too old/disability in the boats first.

And me. So me, children, their guardian, and people who can't swim/too old/disability in the boats first.

Thanks. I did not know that..

hailin: drsmith: What is an 'expat'??

When I read that I immediately though of Drew Bledsoe for some strange reason.

Citizen from one country living/working in another country with either dual-citizenship or citizenship to their country of birth.

Thanks. I didn't know that