Well, now that most of the prisoners know he's hung like a Vienna Sausage, I bet he soesn't get a "top" bunk.

Our local talk radio guy referred to it as the "Krystal Sackful" (I guess it occurred at a Krystal) and Dale, if you're in this thread, you owe me a new keyboard.

vudukungfu: Well, now that most of the prisoners know he's hung like a Vienna Sausage, I bet he soesn't get a "top" bunk.

Was that an actual penis, or just his tiny nutsac? Poor lil' fella.

If you've ever been inspired to put your balls in another guy's mouth, you're either retarded or gay.

/NTTAWWT

sexual assault? Way to lessen it's meaning for real sexual assault victims. Also, If you could handle your booze like an adult, this type of thing wouldn't happen. Yeah, I just blamed the 'victim'.

his name is Downing. Heh.

I can see this gaining popularity. Maybe the Mayor of Boston can wager the Mayor of Baltimore. Loser gets T-bagged?
You couldn't do this in the San Fran game...I see the Mayor of San Fran "fixing" the game for his advantage...

Man, Alabama just laid the wood on LSU that night.

Ow! That was my feelings!: sexual assault? Way to lessen it's meaning for real sexual assault victims. Also, If you could handle your booze like an adult, this type of thing wouldn't happen. Yeah, I just blamed the 'victim'.

How would using the term "sexual assault" in this case diminish the seriousness of the term for other victims of sexual assault?

At least Buster knows where to find his codpiece for the Living Art Show now.

Awesome! Have fun being on the sexual offender registry for the rest of your life.

Ow! That was my feelings!: sexual assault? Way to lessen it's meaning for real sexual assault victims. Also, If you could handle your booze like an adult, this type of thing wouldn't happen. Yeah, I just blamed the 'victim'.

So, you're okay with some person you don't know dragging their nuts across your face in public?

Good to know.

I'll stop by on Thursday.

I would like to clearly state that the LSU man is a victim of sexual assault, and an accessory to his own sexual assault.

Second crime does not exonerate the first.


Alabama: Public Intoxication. (new window)

s2s2s2: I would like to clearly state that the LSU man is a victim of sexual assault, and an accessory to his own sexual assault.

Second crime does not exonerate the first.


Alabama: Public Intoxication. (new window)

Alabama's laws aren't applicable on Bourbon Street.

Lt. Col. Angus: Ow! That was my feelings!: sexual assault? Way to lessen it's meaning for real sexual assault victims. Also, If you could handle your booze like an adult, this type of thing wouldn't happen. Yeah, I just blamed the 'victim'.

So, you're okay with some person you don't know dragging their nuts across your face in public?

Good to know.

I'll stop by on Thursday.

If I was such a tool that I lacked enough self-control to keep from getting so drunk that I passed out in public, well, yeah, I sorta would be ok with the "idea" of nuts on my face. Maybe I'd learn a lesson and exercise some restraint next time. Back in my drunk college days we did way worse to those that passed out around us.

oh, and Wednesday works better for me.

He'd better start rehearsing his first-date spiel. "Okay, I know it says I'm a sex offender, but all I did was teabag a drunk guy in Krystal Burger." I can't even type that without laughing. Dumbass.

Sad part is, depending on the type of woman that would date a guy like him, he might get a pass from some of them for saying "But he was an LSU fan!" Incoming Cool Story Bro: I was at ESPN College Gameday for this year's SEC Championship (full disclosure: Bama fan who showed up to troll). Guy shows up with his baby wearing a Georgia onesie and the LSU fans boo him. Chris Fowler asks the crowd "Did the LSU fans seriously just boo a baby?" LSU fan next to me incredulously screams "BUT IT WAS WEARING GEORGIA COLORS!"

The teabagger is the son of the sports director at WKRG in Mobile Alabama.
WKRG showed the video and BAMA! the kid got recognized. Like father like son I guess.

Again!?!?! Man, didn't this dude learn his lesson the first time he tea bagged the passed out guy?

s2s2s2: I would like to clearly state that the LSU man is a victim of sexual assault, and an accessory to his own sexual assault.

Second crime does not exonerate the first.


Alabama: Public Intoxication. (new window)

Yeah, Alabama law surely applies to crimes which happen in New Orleans.

Ow! That was my feelings!: If I was such a tool that I lacked enough self-control to keep from getting so drunk that I passed out in public, well, yeah, I sorta would be ok with the "idea" of nuts on my face. Maybe I'd learn a lesson and exercise some restraint next time. Back in my drunk college days we did way worse to those that passed out around us.

Sad thing is that I believe you. I could see you going all crazy with your dick on some passed out dudes.

mikaloyd: The teabagger is the son of the sports director at WKRG in Mobile Alabama.
WKRG showed the video and BAMA! the kid got recognized. Like father like son I guess.

No its not....Randy Patrick's son was the one in the background with the girlfriend who had enough sense to tell him dumbarse to keep it zipped up

Wasn't the first time LSU got sacked that night.

Ow! That was my feelings!: Back in my drunk college days we did way worse to those that passed out around us.

Well, I guess that makes it OK then.

Bunny Deville: Our local talk radio guy referred to it as the "Krystal Sackful" (I guess it occurred at a Krystal) and Dale, if you're in this thread, you owe me a new keyboard.

I prefer The Dixie Dangler.

GimpyNip: I don't know. I think people should be able to tea bag with impunity provided that they know the teabaggie and that person is asleep. Unless you say, 'I am going to teabag you if you fall asleep' and your friend replies, 'no don't and if you do I will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law' than you should be allowed to teaba any known sleeper

All these "guy shouldn't have been passed out" apologists should just keep in mind that the most common form of rape involves someone who is intoxicated and unable to resist. That is exactly what happened in this case.

Still, passed out dude should learn how to drink. But that doesn't make it ok.

mikaloyd: Ow! That was my feelings!: If I was such a tool that I lacked enough self-control to keep from getting so drunk that I passed out in public, well, yeah, I sorta would be ok with the "idea" of nuts on my face. Maybe I'd learn a lesson and exercise some restraint next time. Back in my drunk college days we did way worse to those that passed out around us.

Sad thing is that I believe you. I could see you going all crazy with your dick on some passed out dudes.

aw, you still mad I don't like Tebow? let it go, let's agree to disagree.

Ow! That was my feelings!: Back in my drunk college days we did way worse to those that passed out around us.

That's because you're an idiot.

birchman: Ow! That was my feelings!: Back in my drunk college days we did way worse to those that passed out around us.

Well, I guess that makes it OK then.

The point being we were 18, 19 years old and did dumb shiat. We were not presumed, responsible adults.

Yanks_RSJ: Alabama's laws aren't applicable on Bourbon Street.

My bad. Does Louisiana have laws regarding public intoxication?

Why, yes they do! (new window)

Yanks_RSJ: Ow! That was my feelings!: Back in my drunk college days we did way worse to those that passed out around us.

That's because you're an idiot.

At 18 years old? Yep, I was.

T-Boy: All these "guy shouldn't have been passed out" apologists should just keep in mind that the most common form of rape involves someone who is intoxicated and unable to resist. That is exactly what happened in this case.

Still, passed out dude should learn how to drink. But that doesn't make it ok.

Yes, and the assaulter, rapist should be punished. That has little to nothing to do with encouraging better preparedness in victims.

Ow! That was my feelings!: aw, you still mad I don't like Tebow? let it go, let's agree to disagree.

LOL Wut?

mikaloyd: Yeah, Alabama law surely applies to crimes which happen in New Orleans.

My geographical error. Louisiana has PI as a crime on their books, too. Enjoy your meaningless win!

Big deal. The guy was passed out. Just some bro humor.

This guy'll get a stiff warning tops...

s2s2s2: mikaloyd: Yeah, Alabama law surely applies to crimes which happen in New Orleans.

My geographical error. Louisiana has PI as a crime on their books, too. Enjoy your meaningless win!

Well as long as your GED in law is paying off thats the main thing.

Best In The World: nonsense

That's what Jails are For.

Ow! That was my feelings!: Lt. Col. Angus: Ow! That was my feelings!: sexual assault? Way to lessen it's meaning for real sexual assault victims. Also, If you could handle your booze like an adult, this type of thing wouldn't happen. Yeah, I just blamed the 'victim'.

So, you're okay with some person you don't know dragging their nuts across your face in public?

Good to know.

I'll stop by on Thursday.

If I was such a tool that I lacked enough self-control to keep from getting so drunk that I passed out in public, well, yeah, I sorta would be ok with the "idea" of nuts on my face. Maybe I'd learn a lesson and exercise some restraint next time. Back in my drunk college days we did way worse to those that passed out around us.

oh, and Wednesday works better for me.

You sound like you like balls on your face.

//NTTAWWT

namatad: no talent ass clown: Ow! That was my feelings!: sexual assault? Way to lessen it's meaning for real sexual assault victims. Also, If you could handle your booze like an adult, this type of thing wouldn't happen. Yeah, I just blamed the 'victim'.

How would using the term "sexual assault" in this case diminish the seriousness of the term for other victims of sexual assault?

I guess he means REAL victims, like people who get raped, but dont report the rape to the police. or wait a few days until the boy doesnt call them back and then reports the rape.

you know
real victims

/yes - I KNOW everything that there is to know about rape. I am making fun of the rtard who said that some assaults are ok ...

see, I don't see this as an assault. I see this as one drunken tool making fun of another drunk tool. I don't see a victim, humilation doesn't count, so I don't see this as an assault.

mc_madness: Big deal. The guy was passed out. Just some bro humor.

According to Bro Law, if they're both bros then there was no crime. Just a case of bros being bros.