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Dinobot

2012-01-20 08:38:05 AM

She's kinda cute.

fappomatic

2012-01-20 08:38:25 AM

What a great band name. I'd hit it. With a tire iron to tenderize it a bit, first.

poe_zlaw

2012-01-20 08:39:38 AM

Love Kills

MyNameIsMofuga

2012-01-20 08:39:51 AM

I'd give her a conjugal visit.

thelordofcheese

2012-01-20 08:40:27 AM

She looks like a skeezy skank. Yuck. You guys have low standards.

Cybernetic

2012-01-20 08:41:26 AM

Dinobot: She's kinda cute.

In an "I kill disabled people while robbing their houses" kind of way.

/Don't stick it in crazy.

chaddsfarkprefect

2012-01-20 08:42:26 AM

FTFA: "Thanks to the police and everybody that helped bringing this case a little bit closer," John Kovacs said in a brief statement. "That's all I have to say and thank you very much."

A shout out to my moms and the Lord. Peace.

Tommy Moo

2012-01-20 08:43:23 AM

I came here to lament how this thread would inevitably eventually devolve into a discussion of how sexually attractive this murdering psycho is, but it looks like that only took one f*(%ing post.

rFarke

2012-01-20 08:45:33 AM

old news

abfalter

2012-01-20 08:46:32 AM

Tommy Moo: I came here to lament how this thread would inevitably eventually devolve into a discussion of how sexually attractive this murdering psycho is, but it looks like that only took one f*(%ing post.

This IS Fark...

suburbanguy

2012-01-20 08:50:44 AM

Pantychrist is the name of my new ban....*RsTFA*....DAMMIT!!

Ooba Tooba

2012-01-20 08:58:07 AM

I'd bail her out.

CaffietineFiend

2012-01-20 08:59:16 AM

She looks like Courtney Love, and apparently acts like one too.

KidKorporate

2012-01-20 09:09:09 AM

You guys are disgusting, I bet she's taken miles of the worst dick known to mankind.

DECMATH

2012-01-20 09:12:12 AM

CaffietineFiend: She looks like Courtney Love, and apparently acts like one too.

Is it wrong I heard that sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday"?

ObscureNameHere

2012-01-20 09:19:55 AM

abfalter: They are making Replicants hotter and hotter.

[storage.canoe.ca image 346x520]

/also Fist of an angry God, go Klingon on it, weirdest boner, etcetera.

Pris?

Did she kill him by putting his head between her legs then pulling him by his nostrils?

"Well hello JF!"

Monkey MKIII

2012-01-20 09:20:29 AM

Did they find her accomplice, The Joker?

danno_to_infinity

2012-01-20 09:21:46 AM

canadians commit murder? unpossible. only americans commit murder because we're such a violent people, canadians are pacifists.

BurnShrike

2012-01-20 09:25:19 AM

danno_to_infinity: canadians commit murder? unpossible. only americans commit murder because we're such a violent people, canadians are pacifists.

Well, they apologized about it.

poot42

2012-01-20 09:27:47 AM

danno_to_infinity: canadians commit murder? unpossible. only americans commit murder because we're such a violent people, canadians are pacifists.

Look up Clifford Olsen just for a quick start.

/Canadian
//pacifist
///conservative

airsupport

2012-01-20 09:29:12 AM

She looks like the poster child for vaginal odor, body lice and greasy sweat.

Those panties need a bleachin'.

ObscureNameHere

2012-01-20 09:35:20 AM

poot42: danno_to_infinity: canadians commit murder? unpossible. only americans commit murder because we're such a violent people, canadians are pacifists.

Look up Clifford Olsen just for a quick start.

/Canadian
//pacifist
///conservative

Or Paul Bernardo.
Or Mr. Picton Pig Farmer
Or...

Damn, the cold be making us crazy.

GrymRpr

2012-01-20 09:44:45 AM

Antiques dealer killed by the Pantychrist
Antiques dealer killed by the Pantychrist with a 3 handled moss covered family credenza

;)

alabasterblack

2012-01-20 09:46:05 AM

Submitted with this link.

http://www.thespec.com/news/local/article/657436--three-arrests-in-k ov acs-homicide (new window)

The bands website http://www.pantychrist.net/ (new window)

Lots of Do Not Want.

ajt167

2012-01-20 09:49:25 AM

KidKorporate: You guys are disgusting, I bet she's taken miles of the worst dick known to mankind.

Not yet...*zip*

alabasterblack

2012-01-20 10:10:21 AM

ajt167: KidKorporate: You guys are disgusting, I bet she's taken miles of the worst dick known to mankind.

Not yet...*zip*

I don't think that's the equipment she (and the rest of the band) goes for.

Pert

2012-01-20 10:12:57 AM

KidKorporate: You guys are disgusting, I bet she's taken miles of the worst dick known to mankind.

No, I've never met her...

PetraeusWJ

2012-01-20 10:15:09 AM

FTFA: "The investigative focus of the investigation has not changed ... since its inception..." BWAAAAAMMMM

TheGogmagog

2012-01-20 10:16:55 AM

Maybe it was the rellic that made them kill her.

NeedfullThings.jpg

xxmedium

2012-01-20 10:24:00 AM

>He said OPP and Hamilton surveillance teams were put on the suspects until homicide detectives were prepared to make the arrests.

Mathews later stated he was "down" with these actions and indicated affirmatively, "You know me, eh."

ajt167

2012-01-20 10:24:35 AM

alabasterblack: ajt167: KidKorporate: You guys are disgusting, I bet she's taken miles of the worst dick known to mankind.

Not yet...*zip*

I don't think that's the equipment she (and the rest of the band) goes for.

What if I purse my lips and tilt my head sideways?

ObscureNameHere

2012-01-20 10:25:48 AM

xxmedium: >He said OPP and Hamilton surveillance teams were put on the suspects until homicide detectives were prepared to make the arrests.

Mathews later stated he was "down" with these actions and indicated affirmatively, "You know me, eh."

As an Ontario resident, I will admit that the song "Down with OPP" was a tad confusing at first listen.

For those Unknowing: OPP = Ontario Provincial Police

stovepipe

2012-01-20 10:35:03 AM

alabasterblack: Submitted with this link.

http://www.thespec.com/news/local/article/657436--three-arrests-in-k ov acs-homicide (new window)

The bands website http://www.pantychrist.net/ (new window)

Lots of Do Not Want.

At first I was like

ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg

Then I clicked that link and I was like

donotwant.jpg

Delawheredad

2012-01-20 10:48:54 AM

Since the band had "Christ" in their name is it safe to assume that they are a Christian punk band and that this is another crime committed by hypocritical Christians?

/ Fark can always use another religion flame war.

Sangi

2012-01-20 10:56:29 AM

Meh those girls really should watch out for the victims cousin Walter.

tcan

2012-01-20 11:09:04 AM

Cybernetic: Dinobot: She's kinda cute.

In an "I kill disabled people while robbing their houses" kind of way.

/Don't stick it in crazy.

Excellent advice.

aphyd

2012-01-20 11:24:21 AM

Not just a murderer, but also a band name thief.

offmymeds

2012-01-20 11:38:54 AM

airsupport: She looks like the poster child for vaginal odor, body lice and greasy sweat.

Those panties need a bleachin'.

i1136.photobucket.com

elev8meL8r

2012-01-20 12:08:24 PM

KidKorporate: You guys are disgusting, I bet she's taken miles of the worst dick known to mankind.

www.thewashingtonnote.com

Ghastly

2012-01-20 02:45:34 PM

Woah! My band has done shows with Pantychrist. There's been quite a string of Fark stories lately involving people I have some connection to. I guess it's only a matter of time before I do something that ends up as a Fark story.

I wonder what tag I will get.

BurnShrike

2012-01-20 02:46:59 PM

Ghastly: Woah! My band has done shows with Pantychrist. There's been quite a string of Fark stories lately involving people I have some connection to. I guess it's only a matter of time before I do something that ends up as a Fark story.

I wonder what tag I will get.