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(Daily Mail) Strange Designer unveils G-string wedding dress, entire congregation sees what the groom is looking forward to (mildly NSFW)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2012-01-20 08:31:51 AM
That's not a dress. That's a swimming suit with a cheese-cloth burqa.
 
2012-01-20 08:36:31 AM
A G-STRING DRESS AND YOU DON'T SHOW A PICTURE OF DA ASS?????
 
2012-01-20 08:55:07 AM
Just wait for THAT style to show up on some 245 pound fatso.........
 
2012-01-20 08:56:48 AM
arte1953: Just wait for THAT style to show up on some 245 pound fatso.........

But, how? It'll disappear under the rolls.
 
2012-01-20 09:03:29 AM
Walker: A G-STRING DRESS AND YOU DON'T SHOW A PICTURE OF DA ASS?????

Here ya go. PNSFW (new window)
 
2012-01-20 09:05:29 AM
Looks like lady gaga's new outfit...
 
2012-01-20 09:48:54 AM
Designer watches Venture Bros. Makes veil.
 
2012-01-20 09:51:27 AM
I would like to propose and armistice of sorts. If one of the Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan or Miley Cyrus get married in this dress no one submits a link to fark.
 
2012-01-20 10:02:02 AM
Roy_G_Biv: Walker: A G-STRING DRESS AND YOU DON'T SHOW A PICTURE OF DA ASS?????

Here ya go. PNSFW (new window)


Thanks for the link. As suspected, the model doesn't have DA ASS; she has a coke-cutting board with a string across it.
 
2012-01-20 10:34:40 AM
Roy_G_Biv: Walker: A G-STRING DRESS AND YOU DON'T SHOW A PICTURE OF DA ASS?????

Here ya go. PNSFW (new window)


Link's not working for me. Meh, she needed some of those white stockings anyway.
 
2012-01-20 10:39:51 AM
this designer is really good at getting his name in the media.
 
2012-01-20 10:45:56 AM
RexTalionis: That's not a dress. That's a swimming suit with a cheese-cloth burqa.

Swimming suit? That is not the preferred nomenclature. Swimsuit or bikini, please.

i75.photobucket.com

You must not be from around here.
 
2012-01-20 10:54:20 AM
Ring Wraiths
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2012-01-20 11:12:30 AM
rdu_voyager: Ring Wraiths
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x458]


Meh, I thought they were Valkyries.
 
2012-01-20 11:45:53 AM
There's only on church that would allow somebody to get married in a "dress" like that....now what church would that be? hmmmm

i406.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-20 11:47:24 AM
The gypsies are gonna love it.
 
2012-01-20 01:39:27 PM
Roy_G_Biv: Walker: A G-STRING DRESS AND YOU DON'T SHOW A PICTURE OF DA ASS?????

Here ya go. PNSFW (new window)


Not sure why that page whites itself out after about a second. If you scroll quick you can see dat ass before the page kerplodes.
 
2012-01-20 02:19:48 PM
Roy_G_Biv: Walker: A G-STRING DRESS AND YOU DON'T SHOW A PICTURE OF DA ASS?????

Here ya go. PNSFW (new window)



I must say I like it better going than coming.
 
2012-01-20 02:32:59 PM
Was this inspired by The Fifth Element by any chance?
 
2012-01-20 05:11:33 PM
I guess I'll just do it myself then:

mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-01-20 06:01:25 PM
Broom: Roy_G_Biv: Walker: A G-STRING DRESS AND YOU DON'T SHOW A PICTURE OF DA ASS?????

Here ya go. PNSFW (new window)

Thanks for the link. As suspected, the model doesn't have DA ASS; she has a coke-cutting board with a string across it.


She had a hot ass. Erg are you talking about, sir (mix a lot)?
 
2012-01-20 06:02:00 PM
Erg = wtf.
 
2012-01-20 07:17:30 PM
Smackledorfer * * Smartest * * Funniest * [ ] Smartest [ ] Funniest 2012-01-20 06:01:25 PM Broom: Roy_G_Biv: Walker: A G-STRING DRESS AND YOU DON'T SHOW A PICTURE OF DA ASS????? Here ya go. PNSFW (new window) Thanks for the link. As suspected, the model doesn't have DA ASS; she has a coke-cutting board with a string across it. She had a hot ass. Erg are you talking about, sir (mix a lot)?
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It's not an A+, but I'll give it a solid B. Certainly not an F.
 
2012-01-20 07:59:14 PM
You could sell it in Muslim countries as a "special" Burqah.
 
2012-01-20 08:54:55 PM
rdu_voyager: Ring Wraiths

They look like the undead wives of Dracula, too.
 
2012-01-20 10:03:55 PM
If the bride wears that then I'd say the congregation already has already been there.
 
2012-01-21 08:23:11 AM
rdu_voyager: Ring Wraiths
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x458]


There's even nine of them!
 
2012-01-21 09:19:03 AM
RexTalionis: That's not a dress. That's a swimming suit with a cheese-cloth burqa.

And we're done.
 
2012-01-21 03:18:34 PM
RexTalionis: That's not a dress. That's a swimming suit with a cheese-cloth burqa.

I kinda like it as a political statement.

Not so much as a for serious fashion item though.

/probably just jealous
 
2012-01-21 09:34:59 PM
Looks like a Leloo impersonator wearing a white mosquito net.
 
2012-01-22 02:12:57 PM
Looks like it was cut from crafting paper.
 
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