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2012-01-20 08:37:13 AM
Wow. +1 internets to anyone who can sit through that entire video of those douchebags talking.
 
2012-01-20 08:43:38 AM
Stupid doesn't even come close to describing that video.
 
2012-01-20 08:44:20 AM
Crappy link to a blog embedding the crappy video could have just been a link straight to the crappy video (^) (NSFW Language in the video, too).

Since I went through the pain of watching it, I thought I'd spare you all and post the list.

10. Mel Gibson's Safari
9.) Battlefield 2 Al Qaeda Mod
8.) Reel Fishing Angler's Dream
7.) Custer's Revenge
6.) JFK Reloaded
5.) V-Tech Rampage
4.) Battle Raper
3.) RapeLay
2.) Super Columbine Massacre RPG
1.) Ethnic Cleansing

/seriously, though, top ten list in video format rather a web page is worse than a slideshow, subby
 
2012-01-20 08:46:20 AM
Mugato: Wow. +1 internets to anyone who can sit through that entire video of those douchebags talking.

It was frakkin' painful. Luckily my brain has been dulled from finishing a long week of teaching high school students, so the shear stupidity was not able to penetrate to any vital areas.
 
2012-01-20 08:46:42 AM
The list, to save everybody 6:35 of their lives (it's a video, not even a slide show):

10) Mel Gibson's Safari 3
9) Battlefield 2: al-Qaida mod
8) Reel Fishing: Angler's Dream
7) Custer's Revenge
6) JFK: Reloaded
5) V-Tech Rampage
4) Battle Raper
3) Rape Lay
2) Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
1) Ethnic Cleansing

Some of these are expected, others I have never heard of, and one (Reel Fishing) is a joke rating. I typically like Machinima's output, but this one was nothing special and was pretty much a waste of time.
 
2012-01-20 09:42:59 AM
mamoru: It was frakkin' painful. Luckily my brain has been dulled from finishing a long week of teaching high school students, so the shear stupidity was not able to penetrate to any vital areas

Wow, you deserve a purple heart.

I'm assuming a lot of those are just mods or flash games written by some asshole.
 
2012-01-20 09:56:53 AM
No outlining of criteria on a vague and nebulous topic that's not really worth discussing at all, determined through a thorough examination of nothing more than other second-hand sources and discussions of the topic, complete with the obligatory reference to Custer's Revenge as a mechanism to make it seem like the list examines the entire history of games but misses out on 1976's Death Race or 1992's Mortal Kombat as obvious candidates, compiled by people who I would have no reason to possibly think could be an authority on the topic of video games? Checks in-line with all the other crappy lists ever made.
 
2012-01-20 10:02:50 AM
this is a 2-year-old video.
this is a horrible list.
the annoying douches talking are annoying and douchey and talking.

subby should feel bad.
admin should feel bad.
 
2012-01-20 10:05:27 AM
Wow. You somehow found something more annoying than a slideshow.
 
2012-01-20 11:34:19 AM
Open link. Looked at how much java script I need to allow. Closed tab. Marked Tech Blog as completely worthless & never worth opening from again.
 
2012-01-20 11:35:29 AM
Mike_LowELL: No outlining of criteria on a vague and nebulous topic that's not really worth discussing at all, determined through a thorough examination of nothing more than other second-hand sources and discussions of the topic, complete with the obligatory reference to Custer's Revenge as a mechanism to make it seem like the list examines the entire history of games but misses out on 1976's Death Race or 1992's Mortal Kombat as obvious candidates, compiled by people who I would have no reason to possibly think could be an authority on the topic of video games? Checks in-line with all the other crappy lists ever made.

I played the shiat out of Death Race back in the day! It's how i learned to drive.
 
2012-01-20 11:39:27 AM
Subby, when we said that we hated sideshows, we didn't mean for them to be replaces with VIDEO lists.

Also, according to posts above, Manhunt 2 isn't on it, thus FAIL.
 
2012-01-20 11:41:26 AM
Adolf Oliver Nipples: The list, to save everybody 6:35 of their lives (it's a video, not even a slide show):

10) Mel Gibson's Safari 3
9) Battlefield 2: al-Qaida mod
8) Reel Fishing: Angler's Dream
7) Custer's Revenge
6) JFK: Reloaded
5) V-Tech Rampage
4) Battle Raper
3) Rape Lay
2) Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
1) Ethnic Cleansing

Some of these are expected, others I have never heard of, and one (Reel Fishing) is a joke rating. I typically like Machinima's output, but this one was nothing special and was pretty much a waste of time.


Where's Postal and/or the sequel?
 
2012-01-20 11:42:17 AM
Conker's Bad Fur Day, Bubble Bath Babes.
 
2012-01-20 11:42:33 AM
AcneVulgaris: I played the shiat out of Death Race back in the day! It's how i learned to drive.

You, and the entire state of Maryland.
 
2012-01-20 11:44:33 AM
So there is a worse way of doing a top ten list with than a slide show that reloads the whole page. The video could have used either a laugh track or a tinny midi sound track to hit maximum suck.
 
2012-01-20 11:46:02 AM
Here's the list that I found earlier in the thread in case no one saw it:

10) Mel Gibson's Safari 3
9) Battlefield 2: al-Qaida mod
8) Reel Fishing: Angler's Dream
7) Custer's Revenge
6) JFK: Reloaded
5) V-Tech Rampage
4) Battle Raper
3) Rape Lay
2) Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
1) Ethnic Cleansing

You're welcome.
 
2012-01-20 11:50:56 AM
Ima let u finish...
jigbot.com

but Mrs. PacMan was the most offensive video game of all time.
www.joystickdivision.com
 
2012-01-20 11:52:44 AM
Wow, I didn't even last 10 seconds into the video...
 
2012-01-20 11:56:39 AM
JFK: Reloaded is actually quite addictive. Haven't played it in a few years, time to fire it up! (pun intended)
 
2012-01-20 12:01:08 PM
List fails to mention one I have to call..hmmmm....Lets call it "See-you-next-Tuesday"

NSFW-LINK

From the designer of Super Meat boy and Binding of Isaac
 
2012-01-20 12:04:46 PM
Worse than a slide show.
Shameful

/didn't watch
 
2012-01-20 12:04:57 PM
Gunderson: List fails to mention one I have to call..hmmmm....Lets call it "See-you-next-Tuesday"

NSFW-LINK

From the designer of Super Meat boy and Binding of Isaac


I didn't get it. Moused over the link and checked the url. Thanks for the warning.
 
2012-01-20 12:09:12 PM
This link should have been buried in the video tab between that one with the rednecks chanting 'hold my beer' and the music video for that song that everyone finds annoying but people keep insisting on posting 'to be funny'.
 
2012-01-20 12:11:16 PM
No mention of that unlicensed NES bible game where you can drown baby Moses (or something)?
 
2012-01-20 12:13:40 PM
List fails without Superman 64. Way to disrespect a cultural icon AND insult everyone who purchased your crapware, Titus.
 
2012-01-20 12:14:04 PM
CravenMorehead: Here's the list that I found earlier in the thread in case no one saw it:

10) Mel Gibson's Safari 3
9) Battlefield 2: al-Qaida mod
8) Reel Fishing: Angler's Dream
7) Custer's Revenge
6) JFK: Reloaded
5) V-Tech Rampage
4) Battle Raper
3) Rape Lay
2) Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
1) Ethnic Cleansing

You're welcome.


I couldn't get through reading that whole list, so here's a video of some guys reading it for you
 
2012-01-20 12:22:52 PM
First of all, this thing's ancient in Internet terms - the video has a popout for "NEW Halo:Reach Trailer footage!" It was also clearly made the summer that Mel Gibson went nuts (which was what, 2 years ago?).

The topic does have some merit, but awful made-up joke games aren't the way I'd hoped it'd go.

So, I'm guessing either trollmitter or someone related to the video trying to boost their Youtube ad revenues with old vids. Either way, it sucks.
 
2012-01-20 12:23:48 PM
Vid is blocked at the office, but perusal of the list leads me to agree with this thread.

Lacking: Manhunt, Manhunt 2, Conker, GTA3, Mortal Kombat, Carmageddon, Postal, Thrill Kill, Doom 2, Quake, No More Heroes, ...that's just off the top of my head/things I can recall generating a lot of controversy (that haven't been mentioned); doesn't include games that were offensive because they existed (Superman 64, Road Rash 64, etc)

I don't even see that "Kennedy Assassination Simulator" that got a bunch of press a couple years ago.
 
2012-01-20 12:30:38 PM
If you define offensive as "Getting Politicians and Oprah all incensed ", you have to include:

Grand theft Auto two times (for 'Hot Coffee' and 'Kill the Haitians")
Mortal Kombat
Six Days in Fallujah (cancelled prior to release, upset some because you can be Iraqis killing US troops)
Dragons Age (role playing as a homosexual, NTTAWT)
Everquest (Causes food and sleep deprivation, real life murders due to scamming)
Second Life (kinky role-playing)
The Witcher (Sex cards)
Wolfenstein (Nazi-related symbols)
Manhunt (snuff-related)
 
2012-01-20 12:31:11 PM
Huh, they still green lighting everything for SOPA?
 
2012-01-20 12:33:22 PM
MoronLessOff: Conker's Bad Fur Day

GIVE ME SWEET CORN!!!!!
 
2012-01-20 12:34:54 PM
Link (new window)
 
2012-01-20 12:38:35 PM
Wow, never heard the story behind V-Tech Rampage. Asking for donations to take it down? That douche is the worst kind of evil.
 
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2012-01-20 12:47:21 PM
Gunderson: Dragons Age (role playing as a homosexual, NTTAWT)

If Dragons Age is on for that, Skyrim and Fable need to be there as well.
 
2012-01-20 12:49:13 PM
This link is one of the top 10 most awful greenlights of all time.
 
2012-01-20 12:55:11 PM
"Continue reading to see more."

Followed by a video.

Wow.
 
2012-01-20 01:03:14 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: This link is one of the top 10 most awful greenlights of all time.

You should start a list. And then film yourself reading it. And then file it away for two years after which you submit it to fark and mention it as number 10 on the list.
 
2012-01-20 01:07:27 PM
I live right up the street from Machinima. I really should walk down there and tell them to stop sucking.

\Oh look at us, we're Steven and Larsen and we're trying so hard to be cool like those guys from Screwattack.com
 
2012-01-20 01:08:04 PM
thirdful: Open link. Looked at how much java script I need to allow. Closed tab. Marked Tech Blog as completely worthless & never worth opening from again.

I did that solely based on the "content". It is nothing but "check out this picture" and a crappy picture that is, at best, almost mildly amusing.
 
2012-01-20 01:09:05 PM
Mugato: Wow. +1 internets to anyone who can sit through that entire video of those douchebags talking.

I can do it, but then I've read all of Atlas Shrugged. After that nothing is to tedious to get through.
 
2012-01-20 01:10:52 PM
Gunderson: Second Life (kinky role-playing)

As someone who "plays" (occupies?) Second Life, let me just emphatically confirm this. It started off as a neat visual chat room and quickly devolved into being primarily a wank-bank and cyber-sex resource. Like the internet itself, really.

The part I find funny is that Linden Labs (the company that owns/runs SL) tries desperately to maintain this image of SL being a (potentially) wholesome, innocent endeavor, and every so often goes on some kind of cleanup/reform/purge kick to bring reality in line with that. Then, partway through implementing mandatory Adult verification, or forcing all sexually explicit sims off of the mainland, or whatever it is THAT week, they remember that about 75% of the real-world money that changes hands in SL is in some way related to smut and backpedal as hard as they can without looking like they are (e.g. "we meant Adult sims have to go to the OTHER mainland. Yeah, that's the ticket.").
 
2012-01-20 01:12:21 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Mugato: Wow. +1 internets to anyone who can sit through that entire video of those douchebags talking.

I can do it, but then I've read all of Atlas Shrugged. After that nothing is to tedious to get through.


I couldn't finish Great Expectations.
 
2012-01-20 01:13:32 PM
mamoru: ...so the shear stupidity was not able to penetrate to any vital areas.

shearsforhair.org
 
2012-01-20 01:15:50 PM
Gunderson: Super Meat boy

Those words write a check GIS won't cash.
 
2012-01-20 01:17:41 PM
PsyLord: Slaves2Darkness: Mugato: Wow. +1 internets to anyone who can sit through that entire video of those douchebags talking.

I can do it, but then I've read all of Atlas Shrugged. After that nothing is to tedious to get through.

I couldn't finish Great Expectations.


Did you anticipate something better?
 
2012-01-20 01:19:25 PM
malware bytes is lighting up with malicious blocks on that website.
 
2012-01-20 01:19:50 PM
Leisuresuit Larry wanted for questioning?

And, how do I get some of theose games?
 
2012-01-20 01:31:49 PM
Saw Ethnic Cleansing once. God, that's a horrible game.
 
2012-01-20 01:38:40 PM
Didn't even have Night Trap on the list.
 
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