DjangoStonereaver: Taleya: Jesus, the roasting in that article is GOLD.

Of course it is. They're British (and yes, the Scots count as 'british' in this context). I think their public schools offer courses in articulate insults.

He needs to get together with Rush Limbaugh and go bowling sometime.

Hey, we all like to get a little action. He just likes it littler than the rest of us.

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish Vietnamese prison?

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I don't get it

He's Scottish? Look who's talking (new window)

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I don't get it

"PDF file", say it out loud . . . comedy gold.

You had my picture on your bedroom wall
Next to Gary Glitter - yeah.

yoursafewordisharder: stebain: Im In Love With Americans: [media-cdn.pinterest.com image 349x302]

I don't get it

"PDF file", say it out loud . . . comedy gold.

Awesome. I didn't get it at first either. Peter Serafinowicz is hilarious.

And Frankie Boyle is a comedic genius. Witness "Mock the Week", especially the "Too Hot For TV" ones.

yoursafewordisharder: stebain: Im In Love With Americans: [media-cdn.pinterest.com image 349x302]

I don't get it

"PDF file", say it out loud . . . comedy gold.

Aha. I guess there's a difference. Pretty good, actually.

The Frankie Boyle and Pete Serafinowicz ones are good, but someone really should explain to Joey Barton that violent thug isn't a great step up from kiddie diddler.
(Also, Garry Glitter was done for farking kids, not using social media. So Barton's comment is farking dumb as well as being hypocritical)

yoursafewordisharder: stebain: Im In Love With Americans: [media-cdn.pinterest.com image 349x302]

I don't get it

"PDF file", say it out loud . . . comedy gold.

plus Kindle

Frankie Boyle rocks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTF-cyYOfUc

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df_qLOL6TUU

when is it time to go to bed, at the Glitter household ?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

A man is casually strolling through an Asian desert when he discovers a black lamp. For the hell of it, he rubs the lamp, and to his surprise an evil-looking genie pops out.

"Hello master," says the genie. "I can now grant you three evil wishes."

"Wow," the man says. "What's the catch?"

"Your first wish must be for revenge," says the evil genie.

"OK, Jade Goody has annoyed me countless times on the TV," says the man. "I wish she gets cancer. That'll teach her."

"It is done," the genie obeys. "Your second wish must give comeuppance in an evil manner."

"Fine. Kerry Katona has far too much money, and she's a farking awful mother. I wish she becomes bankrupt."

"It is done," grants the genie. "Your third and final wish must frustrate millions."

"I wish to get a plane back to the UK."

"It is done, Mr. Glitter."

'@frankieboyle I want to put everything behind me, time has passed, now I want to move on with my music. People like you don't help me.'

Well, shiat... You heard the man. TIME has passed. Like 6 whole years! That means it's OK that he diddled kids and everyone should just forget that it ever happened.

Something tells me that the kids might not think enough time has passed.

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That's funny right there.

Duh duh duh HEY! Duh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh HEY! Duh duh duh duh duh duh [repeat as needed]

Best formulation I've heard of this joke is "Lisa Lampanelli has farked more black men than the Tuskeegee experiments."

CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 9/9/72

40: BURNING LOVE - ELVIS PRESLEY
39: SEALED WITH A KISS - BOBBY VINTON
38: THIS WORLD - THE STAPLE SINGERS
37: GET ON THE GOOD FOOT (Part 1) - JAMES BROWN
36: THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS - ARLO GUTHRIE
35: BABY LET ME TAKE YOU (In My Arms) - DETROIT EMERALDS
34: THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE U.S.A. - DONNA FARGO
33: USE ME - BILL WITHERS
32: COCONUT - NILSSON
31: MY DING-A-LING - CHUCK BERRY
30: YOU'RE STILL A YOUNG MAN - TOWER OF POWER
29: SPEAK TO THE SKY - RICK SPRINGFIELD
28: NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN - THE MOODY BLUES
27: LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOWS - THE JACKSON 5
26: BEN - MICHAEL JACKSON
25: POP THAT THANG - THE ISLEY BROTHERS
24: (If Loving You Is Wrong) I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT - LUTHER INGRAM
23: POPCORN - HOT BUTTER
22: EVERYBODY PLAYS THE FOOL - THE MAIN INGREDIENT
21: PLAY ME - NEIL DIAMOND
20: RUN TO ME - BEE GEES
19: MOTORCYCLE MAMA - SAILCAT
18: POWER OF LOVE - JOE SIMON
17: JOIN TOGETHER - THE WHO
16: BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY - DANIEL BOONE
15: GO ALL THE WAY - THE RASPBERRIES
14: GOODBYE TO LOVE - CARPENTERS
13: HONKY CAT - ELTON JOHN
12: HOLD YOUR HEAD UP - ARGENT
11: GUITAR MAN - BREAD
10: SATURDAY IN THE PARK - CHICAGO
9: BLACK AND WHITE - THREE DOG NIGHT
8: YOU DON'T MESS AROUND WITH JIM - JIM CROCE
7: ROCK & ROLL PART 2 - GARY GLITTER
6: BACKSTABBERS - THE O'JAYS
5: BRANDY (You're A Fine Girl) - LOOKING GLASS
4: BABY DON'T GET HOOKED ON ME - MAC DAVIS
3: I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU - AL GREEN
2: LONG COOL WOMAN IN A BLACK DRESS - HOLLIES
1: ALONE AGAIN (Naturally) - GILBERT O'SULLIVAN

Why would anyone want to have sex with children? They're all so fat.

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Oh damn I cannot stop laughing at that. Brilliant AND the dope didn't get it.

But Costa Concordia went down in Italian waters...

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 9/9/72

40: BURNING LOVE - ELVIS PRESLEY
39: SEALED WITH A KISS - BOBBY VINTON
38: THIS WORLD - THE STAPLE SINGERS
37: GET ON THE GOOD FOOT (Part 1) - JAMES BROWN
36: THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS - ARLO GUTHRIE
35: BABY LET ME TAKE YOU (In My Arms) - DETROIT EMERALDS
34: THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE U.S.A. - DONNA FARGO
33: USE ME - BILL WITHERS
32: COCONUT - NILSSON
31: MY DING-A-LING - CHUCK BERRY
30: YOU'RE STILL A YOUNG MAN - TOWER OF POWER
29: SPEAK TO THE SKY - RICK SPRINGFIELD
28: NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN - THE MOODY BLUES
27: LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOWS - THE JACKSON 5
26: BEN - MICHAEL JACKSON
25: POP THAT THANG - THE ISLEY BROTHERS
24: (If Loving You Is Wrong) I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT - LUTHER INGRAM
23: POPCORN - HOT BUTTER
22: EVERYBODY PLAYS THE FOOL - THE MAIN INGREDIENT
21: PLAY ME - NEIL DIAMOND
20: RUN TO ME - BEE GEES
19: MOTORCYCLE MAMA - SAILCAT
18: POWER OF LOVE - JOE SIMON
17: JOIN TOGETHER - THE WHO
16: BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY - DANIEL BOONE
15: GO ALL THE WAY - THE RASPBERRIES
14: GOODBYE TO LOVE - CARPENTERS
13: HONKY CAT - ELTON JOHN
12: HOLD YOUR HEAD UP - ARGENT
11: GUITAR MAN - BREAD
10: SATURDAY IN THE PARK - CHICAGO
9: BLACK AND WHITE - THREE DOG NIGHT
8: YOU DON'T MESS AROUND WITH JIM - JIM CROCE
7: ROCK & ROLL PART 2 - GARY GLITTER
6: BACKSTABBERS - THE O'JAYS
5: BRANDY (You're A Fine Girl) - LOOKING GLASS
4: BABY DON'T GET HOOKED ON ME - MAC DAVIS
3: I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU - AL GREEN
2: LONG COOL WOMAN IN A BLACK DRESS - HOLLIES
1: ALONE AGAIN (Naturally) - GILBERT O'SULLIVAN

Do you have a secret archive of these things, or is my Google-Fu weak? I'm fascinated by your ability to pop these lists into various threads.

mercator_psi: yoursafewordisharder: stebain: Im In Love With Americans: [media-cdn.pinterest.com image 349x302]

I don't get it

"PDF file", say it out loud . . . comedy gold.

Awesome. I didn't get it at first either. Peter Serafinowicz is hilarious.

And Frankie Boyle is a comedic genius. Witness "Mock the Week", especially the "Too Hot For TV" ones.

You'd think so. but stand-up shock is all he can do. His TV show Tramadol Nights was a complete mess.

biyaaatci: Why would anyone want to have sex with children? They're all so fat.

Not in Vietnam...

sephjnr: You'd think so. but stand-up shock is all he can do. His TV show Tramadol Nights was a complete mess.

I hadn't seen that, but I'll check it out. I like his dirty stand-up-type stuff. I can see that that might not translate to his own show.

There was a computer commercial for Dell or Gateway in 2002 that featured "Rock and Roll" by Glitter. This was not long after he'd gotten busted with CP on his computer.

I almost fell out of my farking chair laughing so hard at that shiat.


"Buy this fancy new Dell today with a whopping 20GB harddrive and just think of all the CP you can store!"

Subby, you magnificent bastard!

+2

JustSeanV67: Subby, you magnificent bastard!

+2

+2 for quoting article text? Boy, are you easy!

Glitter channeled his inner most michael jackson, and you never go full michael jackson.

/They were Vietnamese, who cares!

mercator_psi: sephjnr: You'd think so. but stand-up shock is all he can do. His TV show Tramadol Nights was a complete mess.

I hadn't seen that, but I'll check it out. I like his dirty stand-up-type stuff. I can see that that might not translate to his own show.

Spoiler: He doesn't bother 'translating' his standup or delivering it naturally, and the sketches start amusing but grow very thin after the thousandth minute.

I don't know why everyone is consentrating on the paedophilia, I mean, yes, it's rich seam of comedy gold but this man was considered a joke for so many other reasons long before that came about.

/d'ya wanna be in my gang?

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I think you won the internet today for finding that. Good job.

Has anyone Tweeted him to have a seat over there?

padraig: when is it time to go to bed, at the Glitter household ?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

And do you know why Gary Glitter drove straight to the nearest KMart?

/I can refurbish Michael Jackson jokes too?

mercator_psi: yoursafewordisharder: stebain: Im In Love With Americans: [media-cdn.pinterest.com image 349x302]

I don't get it

"PDF file", say it out loud . . . comedy gold.

Awesome. I didn't get it at first either. Peter Serafinowicz is hilarious.

"Don't say it like that! It sounds like pedophile..."

/Shouldn't be obscure.

FrancoFile: 1: ALONE AGAIN (Naturally) - GILBERT O'SULLIVAN

Do you have a secret archive of these things, or is my Google-Fu weak?

Copied and pasted 39 & 40 and it googled right up.
Gotta watch for errors. (new window)

Fark Gary up the Glitter with a barge-pole.

He's been done for downloading kiddie porn, jailed for kiddy fiddling and he still has internet access.

Total bollox and I can't access Megaupload anymore for my non-kiddy related videos.

GameSprocket: JustSeanV67: Subby, you magnificent bastard!

+2

+2 for quoting article text? Boy, are you easy!

Not HOTY material.

/subby
//getting lots of reds recently
///does not wanna be in Gary Glitter's gang

yoursafewordisharder: stebain: Im In Love With Americans: [media-cdn.pinterest.com image 349x302]

I don't get it

"PDF file", say it out loud . . . comedy gold.

PDF file? Do I need to provide my PIN number to read that?