This is relevant to my interests.
I will do my best to try and get up there. Got to cancel an appointment, etc.

ya know, if he wins....

well, that would be fun to watch.

Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Notabunny: Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Herman Cain deserve EVERY ACTING AWARD there is. An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe... heck, give him the Sundance, Cannes and even an honorary BAFTA. The entire campaign was genius.

Thats No Moose: Notabunny: Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Herman Cain deserve EVERY ACTING AWARD there is. An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe... heck, give him the Sundance, Cannes and even an honorary BAFTA. The entire campaign was genius.

I started putting things together and realized he was in it for the lulz. Then the affair rumors came out and he serioused.

God dammit! If this backfires and reignites that vile little man's electoral chances, I'm setting fire to every person on Earth named Colbert!!

Thats No Moose: Notabunny: Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Herman Cain deserve EVERY ACTING AWARD there is. An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe... heck, give him the Sundance, Cannes and even an honorary BAFTA. The entire campaign was genius.

Hagbardr: Thats No Moose: Notabunny: Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Herman Cain deserve EVERY ACTING AWARD there is. An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe... heck, give him the Sundance, Cannes and even an honorary BAFTA. The entire campaign was genius.

I started putting things together and realized he was in it for the lulz. Then the affair rumors came out and he serioused.

Nah...the affair rumors were planted to give Cain a solid quick out strategy so that the LULZ would not actually fark with the voting, just the BS debates and pandering before hand. It also gives them time to plan and execute exactly when and where to throw the grand "SURPRISED YOU GOT TROLLED! PROBLEM?" party, say like in Colbert's home state of SC. All the while Cain stays active making stupid speeches and saying stupid shiat to stay in the headlines to keep the joke going until then while not being on any ballet. If this is truely all one giant troll, and it's shaping up that way, then this will go down as one of the greatest trolls in human history and will probably have real ramifications on the electoral process.

/God Damn that was Brilliant
//So didnt even see this coming
///Well done Colbert, well done!

i wasn't aware that GOP candidates being a joke could possibly surprise anyone.

Synchronised smiling competition

Hobodeluxe: Here's their campaign song

Ugh. Colbert appears to be able to carry a tune, but he shouldn't be allowed to sing with James Taylor. There's maybe five people on Earth who can sing with Taylor and not ruin it.

Maximum Snark: Thats No Moose: Notabunny: Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Herman Cain deserve EVERY ACTING AWARD there is. An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe... heck, give him the Sundance, Cannes and even an honorary BAFTA. The entire campaign was genius.

Hagbardr: Thats No Moose: Notabunny: Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Herman Cain deserve EVERY ACTING AWARD there is. An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe... heck, give him the Sundance, Cannes and even an honorary BAFTA. The entire campaign was genius.

I started putting things together and realized he was in it for the lulz. Then the affair rumors came out and he serioused.

Nah...the affair rumors were planted to give Cain a solid quick out strategy so that the LULZ would not actually fark with the voting, just the BS debates and pandering before hand. It also gives them time to plan and execute exactly when and where to throw the grand "SURPRISED YOU GOT TROLLED! PROBLEM?" party, say like in Colbert's home state of SC. All the while Cain stays active making stupid speeches and saying stupid shiat to stay in the headlines to keep the joke going until then while not being on any ballet. If this is truely all one giant troll, and it's shaping up that way, then this will go down as one of the greatest trolls in human history and will probably have real ramifications on the electoral process.

/God Damn that was Brilliant
//So didnt even see this coming
///Well done Colbert, well done!

There's incontrovertible proof that a woman sued Cain for sexual harassment in the 1990's. The women aren't "plants". Cain's not that clever. He's an idiot who crashed and burned, hard, and now doesn't care if Colbert uses him as a joke, as long as he's still in the limelight.

buckler:
Or just Colbert's around Cain.

Colbert doesn't see race.

ROCK ME LIKE A HERMAN CAIN

Obama should Biden from the ticket and pickup Colbert when they go into the national campaign.

eddiesocket: doesn't care if Colbert uses him as a joke, as long as he's still in the limelight.

It isn't so much about being in the limelight as it is about selling books. I don't believe that Cain has been trolling all along, as much as he has been on a book tour, paid for by the rubes...

Will there be a stream?

darkhorse23: my friend Pam is, and I'll post hers when I get them.

EIP.

Tarl3k: eddiesocket: doesn't care if Colbert uses him as a joke, as long as he's still in the limelight.

It isn't so much about being in the limelight as it is about selling books. I don't believe that Cain has been trolling all along, as much as he has been on a book tour, paid for by the rubes...

Exactly, this gives him crossover appeal to the 18-34 set as well as the political book junky set and the ideologically approximate.

buckler: I'd forgotten that Colbert has black friends.

FTFY.

They're gonna be at my college. First the Squat 'n Gobble in Bluffton, now this. So exciting.

/not gonna be able to be there

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: They're gonna be at my college. First the Squat 'n Gobble in Bluffton, now this. So exciting.

/not gonna be able to be there

The Dreaded Rear Admiral First the Squat 'n Gobble in Bluffton, now this. So exciting.

First the Squat 'n Gobble in Bluffton

Squat 'n Gobble

/Good jorb, The South

residentgeek: The Dreaded Rear Admiral: They're gonna be at my college. First the Squat 'n Gobble in Bluffton, now this. So exciting.

/not gonna be able to be there

The Dreaded Rear Admiral First the Squat 'n Gobble in Bluffton, now this. So exciting.

First the Squat 'n Gobble in Bluffton

Squat 'n Gobble

/Good jorb, The South

Heh, you must have missed it.
http://www.fark.com/comments/6877204/Rick-Perry-tried-to-call-on-a-ma n nequin-during-a-QA-session-today-Finally-a-fair-fight



It's not particularly good. Most everything is either pulled, BBQ'd, or fried, but in a pre-processed way, not a down-homesy way.

/don't blame me for the South, I just live here

I'm voting for Herman Cain in the Florida Primary.

For the Lulz.

I wonder how all the people who donated to Cain's campaign feel right now.

Dammit! I could not get away in time. I look forward to the pics.
Also, the rally will air on Colbert's show Monday, January 23, 2012 at 11:30 p.m.

Link (new window)

Have fun, you lucky Farkers who can make it.

The dissonance by the Freepers during this primary season has been terribly amusing. Palin Bachmann Cain Perry Santorum Gingrich is the REAL CONSERVATIVE we need to take this country back.

They have twisted themselves into so many knots stepping over one corpse after another and pretending to have really liked the next person all along that I'm actually concerned some of their peanut brains may have exploded.

Rann Xerox: I wonder how all the people who donated to Cain's campaign feel right now.

Like the smartest people in the world. There is nothing that will stop that feeling for them.

Le Bomb Suprize: The dissonance by the Freepers during this primary season has been terribly amusing. Palin Bachmann Cain Perry Santorum Gingrich is the REAL CONSERVATIVE we need to take this country back.

They have twisted themselves into so many knots stepping over one corpse after another and pretending to have really liked the next person all along that I'm actually concerned some of their peanut brains may have exploded.

Where is Freep Impact for confermation?

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♫ I am Americaaaa ♫

I think most of us called this long ago. You can't go from Pokemon lyrics to commercials with your campaign manager smoking while "I am... America!!" plays in the background until you finish an uncomfortably long smile without it being satire.

dababler: Le Bomb Suprize: The dissonance by the Freepers during this primary season has been terribly amusing. Palin Bachmann Cain Perry Santorum Gingrich is the REAL CONSERVATIVE we need to take this country back.

They have twisted themselves into so many knots stepping over one corpse after another and pretending to have really liked the next person all along that I'm actually concerned some of their peanut brains may have exploded.

Where is Freep Impact for confermation?

Confirmed. It's a fight to figure out who is closest to Generic Republican while not being afraid to subtley imply that Obama is a gay Muslim.

My brother is there, but I can't figure out how to post pics here from my phone. If someone wants to help by receiving them in an e-mail and then post them up, hit me at vamtnhunter att the g male.

Fark-related signs at the rally would be awesome...just sayin'...a nice little inside joke at the rally for the inside joke...

Freep Impact: dababler: Le Bomb Suprize: The dissonance by the Freepers during this primary season has been terribly amusing. Palin Bachmann Cain Perry Santorum Gingrich is the REAL CONSERVATIVE we need to take this country back.

They have twisted themselves into so many knots stepping over one corpse after another and pretending to have really liked the next person all along that I'm actually concerned some of their peanut brains may have exploded.

Where is Freep Impact for confermation?

Confirmed. It's a fight to figure out who is closest to Generic Republican while not being afraid to subtley imply that Obama is a gay Muslim.

I've missed you Freep Impact. Your bravery is a thing to be admired, not hidden!

Also, I really hope this does turn out to be a giant moment of "Just as planned!" That'd really make this year great, and its just started.

eddiesocket: Maximum Snark: Thats No Moose: Notabunny: Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Herman Cain deserve EVERY ACTING AWARD there is. An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe... heck, give him the Sundance, Cannes and even an honorary BAFTA. The entire campaign was genius.

Hagbardr: Thats No Moose: Notabunny: Herman Cain's endorsement speech yesterday at the SRLC (new window) proves that Colbert has been his speech writer all along.

Herman Cain deserve EVERY ACTING AWARD there is. An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe... heck, give him the Sundance, Cannes and even an honorary BAFTA. The entire campaign was genius.

I started putting things together and realized he was in it for the lulz. Then the affair rumors came out and he serioused.

Nah...the affair rumors were planted to give Cain a solid quick out strategy so that the LULZ would not actually fark with the voting, just the BS debates and pandering before hand. It also gives them time to plan and execute exactly when and where to throw the grand "SURPRISED YOU GOT TROLLED! PROBLEM?" party, say like in Colbert's home state of SC. All the while Cain stays active making stupid speeches and saying stupid shiat to stay in the headlines to keep the joke going until then while not being on any ballet. If this is truely all one giant troll, and it's shaping up that way, then this will go down as one of the greatest trolls in human history and will probably have real ramifications on the electoral process.

/God Damn that was Brilliant
//So didnt even see this coming
///Well done Colbert, well done!

There's incontrovertible proof that a woman sued Cain for sexual harassment in the 1990's. The women aren't "plants". Cain's not that clever. He's an idiot who crashed and burned, hard, and now doesn't care if Colbert uses him as a joke, as long as he's still in the limelight.

Remember boys and girls, Newt Gingrich was a joke until a few weeks ago.

Kome: I think most of us called this long ago. You can't go from Pokemon lyrics to commercials with your campaign manager smoking while "I am... America!!" plays in the background until you finish an uncomfortably long smile without it being satire.

its as funny as someone coming into your home and taking a crap in your living room and saying "you should have known better than inviting me in". Ha ha funny man.