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(Las Vegas Sun) Amusing Biden: "...and that's why we need energy for..." Secret Service: "Mr. Vice President we need to evacuate now." Biden: "Well let me answer some qu.." Secret Service: "GET TO THE CHOPPA"   (lasvegassun.com) divider line 71
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2012-01-20 12:08:45 AM
 
2012-01-20 12:44:23 AM
Biden wrapped up his speech by urging students to "challenge authority"

Challenging authority by not evacuating during a wildfire may not be the best example, Joe
 
2012-01-20 01:48:16 AM
He actually was putting that entire audience at risk, since nobody else can leave until the Secret Service is content their protectee is safe.
 
2012-01-20 02:26:01 AM
ArkAngel: Biden wrapped up his speech by urging students to "challenge authority"

Challenging authority by not evacuating during a wildfire may not be the best example, Joe


And we all know what happens when the average citizen challenges authority.

i443.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-20 04:05:45 AM
Gig103: He actually was putting that entire audience at risk, since nobody else can leave until the Secret Service is content their protectee is safe.

What I was going to say.
 
2012-01-20 04:25:55 AM
Flint Ironstag: Gig103: He actually was putting that entire audience at risk, since nobody else can leave until the Secret Service is content their protectee is safe.

What I was going to say.


OMFG! Why do dummocrats hate childrens?!??!?!??!
 
2012-01-20 04:46:53 AM
Petit_Merdeux: OMFG! Why do dummocrats hate childrens?!??!?!??!

Biden isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
 
2012-01-20 04:50:46 AM
A Terrible Human: Petit_Merdeux: OMFG! Why do dummocrats hate childrens?!??!?!??!

Biden isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.


SCRANTON!
 
2012-01-20 04:57:24 AM
Well, he's not panicing. Didn't stare into space for several minutes, either. :P
 
2012-01-20 04:58:58 AM
ArkAngel: Biden wrapped up his speech by urging students to "challenge authority"

Challenging authority by not evacuating during a wildfire may not be the best example, Joe


Or not being the first pussy to scatter may be a good one.
 
2012-01-20 05:01:21 AM
Let him burn, that frkkr
 
2012-01-20 05:08:47 AM
A Terrible Human: Biden isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

With his finger and his thumb in the shape of an "L" on his forehead?
 
2012-01-20 05:16:49 AM
Link (new window)


/oblig
 
2012-01-20 05:21:09 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Don't have to tell me twice.
 
2012-01-20 05:41:30 AM
Bidens go up like crate paper. He's worse than an old gas station.
 
2012-01-20 05:47:35 AM
Joe Biden. The Democrats Dan Quayle.
 
2012-01-20 05:48:22 AM
I'm local to the fire (about 30 minutes south) and neither Biden or the crowd were in any danger. They did evacuate the school's area several hours later but at that point there wasn't anything for them to worry about. I'm sure the Secret Service let whoever wanted to leave, go. And yeah, I'm mainly glad he didn't do something like cancel or run at the first sign of smoke.
 
2012-01-20 05:50:46 AM
Porous Horace: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 318x360]

Don't have to tell me twice.


I see what you did there... albeit in a misspelled way.
 
2012-01-20 05:58:53 AM
TellarHK: I'm local to the fire (about 30 minutes south) and neither Biden or the crowd were in any danger. They did evacuate the school's area several hours later but at that point there wasn't anything for them to worry about. I'm sure the Secret Service let whoever wanted to leave, go. And yeah, I'm mainly glad he didn't do something like cancel or run at the first sign of smoke.

Makes sense.. it's not like any community is just going to let their school burn down.
 
2012-01-20 06:04:49 AM
At least if Biden listened to the Secret Service, he would have gotten out alive while the rest of the peasants burned.
 
2012-01-20 06:09:02 AM
base935: At least if Biden listened to the Secret Service, he would have gotten out alive while the rest of the peasants burned.

Maybe if Biden were a Republican.
 
2012-01-20 06:09:25 AM
what's a Biden?
 
2012-01-20 06:12:04 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

He coulda gotten his ashes early this year.
 
2012-01-20 06:21:46 AM
KrispyKritter: what's a Biden?

The act of lingering in one place for too long,as in "He was Biden his time."

But that's not important right now.
 
2012-01-20 06:41:32 AM
KrispyKritter: what's a Biden?

Plural of Bidet
 
2012-01-20 06:47:17 AM
ArkAngel: Biden wrapped up his speech by urging students to "challenge authority"

Challenging authority by not evacuating during a wildfire may not be the best example, Joe


Gig103: He actually was putting that entire audience at risk, since nobody else can leave until the Secret Service is content their protectee is safe.

Oh COME THE F*RK ON! He arrived late and wanted to give the kids their full time. He wasn't making a speech; he was answering their questions.
 
2012-01-20 07:02:46 AM
He was just not done naming all 57 states! Can I go now? I have to invent the Internet.

/Viagra
 
2012-01-20 07:12:11 AM
Porous Horace: KrispyKritter: what's a Biden?

Plural of Bidet


I laughed, even before coffee. Nice.
 
2012-01-20 07:15:07 AM
Subby is funny pretending that the oil from the Keystone pipeline in any way is meant for this country...
 
2012-01-20 07:28:18 AM
Nervous audience members left the high school gym and were greeted by an enormous smoke column.
I live in Mass. This is one of the reasons I won't be complaining about shoveling snow this morning.
 
2012-01-20 07:35:03 AM
Phil Moskowitz: Bidens go up like crate paper. He's worse than an old gas station.

crêpe paper?
 
2012-01-20 07:36:51 AM
Fark, I am dissapoint ...

www.mywebpower.com

/hot like fire
 
2012-01-20 07:41:20 AM
Nothin' beats Army baby... but this is a nice 2nd.

www.podpocalypse.com

/hot like... i dunno... it Friday, brain off.
 
2012-01-20 07:49:39 AM
One large mass of hot air approaches another,
 
2012-01-20 07:53:27 AM
Phil Moskowitz: Bidens go up like crate paper. He's worse than an old gas station.

You saying he's a Zeton? Doesn't look like a beautiful woman to me.

/obscure?
 
2012-01-20 07:59:16 AM
shlabotnik: Joe Biden. The Democrats Dan Quayle.

I think that is how both parties deal with pain in the ass senators who have no chance of losing an election, make them Vice President it will kill their career.
 
2012-01-20 07:59:21 AM
memecreator.net
 
2012-01-20 08:06:37 AM
He was demonstrating how to challenge authority.
 
2012-01-20 08:15:28 AM
shlabotnik: Joe Biden. The Democrats Dan Quayle.

But thinking back...Quayle really on made one stupid gaffe (besides looking clueless in general). Biden is more of a Bush gaffe person...except even Bush didn't average one per week.
 
2012-01-20 08:19:30 AM
What wasn't seen.

"Here Biden. Want blanky? We've got lolli-pops. Come on Biden, come to choppy"
 
2012-01-20 08:30:03 AM
shlabotnik: Joe Biden. The Democrats Dan Quayle.

And yet, a better choice for president than any of the republicans now in the race.

That says something about republican voters.
 
2012-01-20 08:30:04 AM
Gig103: He actually was putting that entire audience at risk, since nobody else can leave until the Secret Service is content their protectee is safe.


TellarHK: I'm local to the fire (about 30 minutes south) and neither Biden or the crowd were in any danger. They did evacuate the school's area several hours later but at that point there wasn't anything for them to worry about

Dang you FartBiden!
 
2012-01-20 08:44:00 AM
Is that the same Joe Biden that just told San Francisco that he hopes The Giants win the Superbowl?
 
2012-01-20 08:48:55 AM
Gig103: He actually was putting that entire audience at risk, since nobody else can leave until the Secret Service is content their protectee is safe.

Came here to say this. AND...
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-01-20 09:02:17 AM
'"challenge authority" and go to college.'

but it is the authorities who claim college is so important.
 
2012-01-20 09:11:31 AM
Quite a difference from Cheney who would shiat himself while cowering in undisclosed locations whenever somebody sneezed.
 
2012-01-20 09:14:43 AM
Whoa... where'd all the Biden hate come from? I've gotten used to N0bama and Fartbongo and Balrog HUSSEIN Obamao and such, but I had no idea there was this groundswell of Biden hatred.

Lost_in_Korea: Oh COME THE F*RK ON! He arrived late and wanted to give the kids their full time. He wasn't making a speech; he was answering their questions.

I mean, this seems to be a calm and logical explanation for his behavior, but you guys groove with your frothing.
 
2012-01-20 09:25:24 AM
masercot: Subby is funny pretending that the oil from the Keystone pipeline in any way is meant for this country...

i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-20 09:42:52 AM
Biden wrapped up his speech by urging students to "challenge authority"

Impossibull.
You can't challenge authority by obeying his authority.
 
2012-01-20 09:43:41 AM
Gig103: He actually was putting that entire audience at risk, since nobody else can leave until the Secret Service is content their protectee is safe.

This is not true. People were free to leave, some did. It says this in the article, you tool.
 
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