Family Values!

It's all good. Jerry Falwell even endorsed Newt from beyond the grave.

Leave poor Newt alone, it's hard out here for a pimp.

Look, I realize that libs think these are similar situations, but draft dodger, Vincent Foster and Mena drug ring.

"OINK" I'm Newt Gingrich.

Snort.

You know what they say about a man and the size of his government...

I envy Newt's complete lack of shame.

Stewart was right though, he does have a kind of Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man thing going on.

But I wonder what was going through the head of home-wrecker #2/wife #3. Has she failed to spot the pattern? Or does she know/care that Newt is probably "Polling the Electorate"-shall we say behind her back?

//can't wait to see how Newt leaves the race. Gracefully? or some Michael-Jordan-hall-of-fame-train-wreck-speech? Or does he ignore the "polls" and continue to campaign, and hold //his own swearing in ceremony?

Newt being Newt.

CitizensUnited: I envy Newt's complete lack of shame.

Stewart was right though, he does have a kind of Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man thing going on.

But I wonder what was going through the head of home-wrecker #2/wife #3. Has she failed to spot the pattern? Or does she know/care that Newt is probably "Polling the Electorate"-shall we say behind her back?

//can't wait to see how Newt leaves the race. Gracefully? or some Michael-Jordan-hall-of-fame-train-wreck-speech? Or does he ignore the "polls" and continue to campaign, and hold //his own swearing in ceremony?

I still hope Romney drops out, just to see the GOP freak the fark out.

Doughy people problems.

Stick a fork in him, he's done. This bombshell from wife #2 is going to be the straw that broke the Newt's back, I'm fairly positive.

"You little shiat, you're in it now. I hope they throw away the key..."

BSABSVR: Look, I realize that libs think these are similar situations, but draft dodger, Vincent Foster and Mena drug ring.

Newt killed Vince Foster?! What a piece of s**t! Here I thought he was only a bloated, felonious, adulterous, hypocritical, egotistical dumbf**k, but now with this new information that he killed Vince Foster, he really is a scumbag.

Thanks for the heads up!

Newt, professional Stud Guppy, Ideas Guy, and future ruler of the World. He changes religions like people change underwear. He changes wives. like you change your car oil. He has a plan for America, if you'll only let him do it. Don't believe his critics. He knows history, even if he wasn't allowed to teach it. Don't be anti-colonial. Give Newt and try, and he'll gladly give your wife or daughter a try.

LordJiro: CitizensUnited: I envy Newt's complete lack of shame.

Stewart was right though, he does have a kind of Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man thing going on.

But I wonder what was going through the head of home-wrecker #2/wife #3. Has she failed to spot the pattern? Or does she know/care that Newt is probably "Polling the Electorate"-shall we say behind her back?

//can't wait to see how Newt leaves the race. Gracefully? or some Michael-Jordan-hall-of-fame-train-wreck-speech? Or does he ignore the "polls" and continue to campaign, and hold //his own swearing in ceremony?

I still hope Romney drops out, just to see the GOP freak the fark out.

No. No, no, no! After two terms of Bush, do you really trust the American people to not elect whichever of the other three lunatics would then get the GOP nom?

man if gwen ifill heard that applause she would shut that shiat down and expel the audience to one of the deeper levels of hell

Newt: A small cold-blooded swamp-dwelling creature closely related to frogs whose chief characteristics are its ability to throw off apendages in perilous situations, a sheath of toxic slime to protect its thin skin and an incapacity to adapt to changing environments.

Also a type of aquatic amphibian.

Now that's taking a play right out of Karl Rove...taking a weakness and turning it into a strength. I suspect that after South Carolina Mitt Romney is going to feel like Barack Obama did after the New Hampshire primary in 2008.


My dad is a big Newt fan. And as I told my Dad, Newt may be able to win the Republican nomination. He'll do very very well with white men (much better than McCain did). But, he will not win over enough white women to tip the scale.

That being said, I honestly believe the Hispanic vote is more volatile than people think, and Newt's moderate stance on immigration and amnesty may work in his favor.

He's still a giant hypocrite though. And if he does win the nomination, the entire election is going to be a rehash of Clinton/Lewinsky all over again.

Jay Leno must be ecstatic.

Goddammit, libtards, what part of "IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN WE DO IT!" do you not farking understand?

Wow! Those republicans sure to like to have standing ovations fore scumbags making excuses for being scumbags. He stated "... trash like that!" I agree, he is filth and all of the people standing clapping for him are filth and the entire republican party is smeared with s**t by supporting his actions and words.

By supporting Gingrich, Christians are lying hypocritical sacks of filth.
The same goes for all Republicans.

If you are filth, say that "I am garbage and moral filth!"
The republicans say they are the party of morals. Nothing any of their candidates have done show that.

If you can not back up your words with actions, suck the f**k up.

Clinton is a weak sack of crap. You people are worse than that. Why don't you just go back to molesting your children and burn in hell where your belong and allow real Americans to live in peace?

Do any of you actually have honor or real values? Or do you just spend the time to move your fat, f**king lips to blather out words that have no value? Jesus would vomit on all of you if he was alive today.

Schrute Gingrich.

namatad: Eddie_Dean_NY: Family Values!

over in 1

Open family that is...

/Pimpin ain't easy.

Lordy-bee!! A true livin' breathin' piece of shiat...

CitizensUnited: I envy Newt's complete lack of shame.

Stewart was right though, he does have a kind of Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man thing going on.

But I wonder what was going through the head of home-wrecker #2/wife #3. Has she failed to spot the pattern? Or does she know/care that Newt is probably "Polling the Electorate"-shall we say behind her back?

//can't wait to see how Newt leaves the race. Gracefully? or some Michael-Jordan-hall-of-fame-train-wreck-speech? Or does he ignore the "polls" and continue to campaign, and hold //his own swearing in ceremony?

For all the fear that Paul will launch a third party campaign (He's not going to, he's just preparing for Rand's run in 2016) Newt is the only one with the ego large enough to believe he could succeed. I could see him try a Palin VP in order to pull in the Tea Party. The three way split would still probably end up with Obama winning a majority and the Republican Party splinted again.

//Not that the Democrats won't do their damndest to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

It's kinda fun watching the whole party eat their own faces.

Newt Gingrinch is a sociopath, and lacks any empathy. I bet he tortured small animals as a child.

Well, it wouldn't be a Newt thread if I didn't get to post this:



Sweet dreams, Farkers.

CitizensUnited: I envy Newt's complete lack of shame.

Stewart was right though, he does have a kind of Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man thing going on.

//can't wait to see how Newt leaves the race. Gracefully? or some Michael-Jordan-hall-of-fame-train-wreck-speech? Or does he ignore the "polls" and continue to campaign, and hold //his own swearing in ceremony?

Leave the race? Why not at all, dearie. Check out Nate Silver's tweets .... Newt now ahead of Rmoney in every South Carolina poll.

Didn't he say something like "I just loved America so much, that things...just... happened..." He justified his marital infidelity with patriotism. "God, I love you America, just let me put the tip in..."

"Your beautiful and spreading thighs, my flabby ass I sprain..."
"Oh say, can you suck, with the dome light turned off?/ If I spooge in your eyes, I can give you a good job...."
"This hand is your hand, this dick is my dick/ My wife is nearby, so we should be quick..."
"I'm a farkin cheating bastard, a cheating bastard on 2 wives/ a retard nephew of that Jesus guy, I hope he never arrives..."

Newt honestly believes he's held to a different standard than the rest of the world. I can't find the link, but there's an interview with one of his wives where she's explaining a conversation they once had, where he said that the morality he preached didn't apply to him, because he had too many important things to do.

So attacking him for doing these things is wrong! Because they keep him from doing his important work!

/or something
//Yeah, he's nuts.

Daraymann: It's kinda fun watching the whole party eat their own faces.

Perhaps it's best. Does anyone else on Fark think that this might be for the best.

For some reason, I can't get an image of what I would imagine is Newt's "O" face. I can't fathom the sheer terror I would feel having him moving towards me all naked. I don't even see the appeal, even if he's rich and politically powerful. There's not enough sparkly jewelry and luxury vacations in the world. I can't not share this thought for some reason. I'm sorry! *shudder* I'm getting the idea the Mrs has all that botox so the scared doesn't show.

BSABSVR: Look, I realize that libs think these are similar situations, but draft dodger, Vincent Foster and Mena drug ring.

I believe Newt did the draft dodging thing, too, but I'm sure in his case it was for patriotic reasons. (It's also like the anthropic principle in cosmology- had Gingrich been sent to Vietnam as a young officer, his own troops would have fragged him and we wouldn't be discussing him now. So of course he didn't go.)

_{"I think the destructive, vicious, negative nature of much of the news media makes it harder to govern this country, harder to attract decent people to run for public office, and I am appalled that you would begin a presidential debate with a topic like that," Gingrich said to cheers.}

So the MSM keeps decent people from running and instead we get you? Pretty much the first thing truthful this turd has has said since he's been running.

EmmaLou: For some reason, I can't get an image of what I would imagine is Newt's "O" face. I can't fathom the sheer terror I would feel having him moving towards me all naked. I don't even see the appeal, even if he's rich and politically powerful. There's not enough sparkly jewelry and luxury vacations in the world. I can't not share this thought for some reason. I'm sorry! *shudder* I'm getting the idea the Mrs has all that botox so the scared doesn't show.

I find that all entirely understandable.

Bigdogdaddy: So the MSM keeps decent people from running and instead we get you? Pretty much the first thing truthful this turd has has said since he's been running.

The news media doesn't cover bake sales. It does grisly wrecks. Electable people are the former. Newt is the latter.

Non-story. Overzealous Newt.