Man...gets stuck in tunnel.

That's what she said.

You bet alcohol was involved

Don't tell me what to do.

It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"

Lukeonia1: It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"

I'm betting he's going to swerve first.

Alcohol doesn't necessarily have to be involved, a few years ago I was headed into work when the car in front of me made a abrupt left and fell off the road onto the tracks, I pulled over thinking it was a drunk who mistook the rail crossing for the road that ran parallel to it but it was a teenage girl who had been following her GPS directions and when the little voice told her "turn left now" she turned left NOW instead of 10 feet further on where the crossroad actually was, to make matters worse where she fell off at the road was raised above the tracks just enough that she couldn't back up onto the road, the rails were too high for her to turn and get off the tracks and the cross timbers were too high for her to go forward, so she was stuck on a active track at 715 in the morning and there is a Amtrak train that alwasy blows through at about 8 am, so I used my cell phone to call in the crossing number to let em know to hold the trains till a tow truck could get there, little miss GPS though was screaming and trying to grab my cell phone away saying not to call anyone that her daddy was on the way and would get her car off the tracks before anyone would notice. I managed to get through over top of her hysterics and found that the Amtrak wasn't scheduled that day instead there was a 730 AM coal carrier coming through, only 3 engines and 50 or so cars that they got stopped within sight of where we were, 20 minutes after the train stopped her daddy showed up, looked at how she had the car jammed in and called a tow truck.



/sorry if that ramble is hard to read, got a nasty cold and a now empty bottle of nyquil
//the butterfly elephant says its fine though so I'm hitting submit

He was arrested for "suspected" alcohol use. Just because you drive down the tracks...

FTFA: "Trains resumed service by 8:15 a.m., but service was slow moving."

It's Muni, the trains are ALWAYS slow moving.

It takes me 45 minutes to get 5 miles on the tram across the city (without changing lines) and 37 minutes to get to Palo Alto 30 miles south via Caltrain.

Muni is a joke. A halfway-house on wheels where diabeetus and/or English as a fourth language are jorb requirements.

Don't drive in the subway darlin'.

Came for the GTA reference, leaving a happy gerbil.