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(Mercury News) Misc OJ Simpson may have never found the real killers, but he found Khloe Kardashian's real father. And it is him   (mercurynews.com) divider line 98
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2012-01-19 08:33:37 PM
I used to think OJ was a class act, but this is just crossing the line.
 
2012-01-19 08:46:28 PM
For some reason....even given the source.......I believe this may actually be true.

So her step dad's skin is doing a stretch

and her real dad's doing a stretch
 
2012-01-19 08:57:58 PM
There should be some kind of test that would conclusively prove the facts of this matter, something infallible and beyond reproach for any rational person.
 
2012-01-19 09:07:02 PM
 
2012-01-19 09:08:08 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: There should be some kind of test that would conclusively prove the facts of this matter,

i236.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 09:11:23 PM
So if the "love glove" doesn't fit, you must "admit"?
 
2012-01-19 09:16:11 PM
Get paternity expert Maury Povich on the case.
 
2012-01-19 09:16:19 PM
Did it happen in the back seat of white Ford Bronco?
 
2012-01-19 09:16:21 PM
Until we can see how she handles a knife when she's angry at a blonde gold-digger, we can't be sure.
 
2012-01-19 09:31:58 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: There should be some kind of test that would conclusively prove the facts of this matter, something infallible and beyond reproach for any rational person.

DNA evidence does not prove anything in the case of OJ Simpson.
 
2012-01-19 10:04:00 PM
It's hilarious that these c-rags are famous for having a dad who was part of the team that got a double murderer off. Or some of them were and some weren't, whatever.
 
2012-01-19 10:38:35 PM
Kim Kardashian posted a picture the National Enquirer headline "O.J. Bombshell: 'I'm Khloe's REAL Dad!" and wrote "It makes sense now! Khloe, u are so tan!"

I really hate to say it, but those attention whores can take a licking and keep on attention-whoring. I guess they even got a kick out of a pretty vicious parody of themselves on SNL.
 
2012-01-19 10:45:01 PM
Eddie adams, you made my day.
 
2012-01-19 10:53:52 PM
"fark off, maury"

i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 11:09:45 PM
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: In other OJ Simpson news...


Read this earlier. Seems Orenthal's become (un)popular again.
 
2012-01-19 11:20:15 PM
It's been alleged in other sources that Robert Kardashian knew Khloe wasn't his. He must not have known O.J. was the real father, or he wouldn't have defended him much less hide the evidence that would have convicted him. Unless Khloe was the product of a swinging situation involving O.J., Nicole, Robert and Kris. Yeah, my mind goes to weird places.
 
2012-01-19 11:21:47 PM
She does look a lot more like OJ's daughter than she does like the other Kardashians or even like the Jenner half-sisters.

This is better than a telenovela.
 
2012-01-19 11:25:56 PM
LOL KHLOE.....


YOU'VE BEEN JUICED!
 
2012-01-19 11:33:37 PM
Poor kid..she's already a sasquatch and now it comes out her dad is a murderous felon.
 
2012-01-19 11:40:24 PM
I like how all of this has come about right around the time that the media was turning against Kim because of her sham marriage and took the spotlight right off of her.
 
2012-01-19 11:40:27 PM
i473.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 11:42:06 PM
strangeguitar: even given the source

In cases like this the Enquirer has a decent track record of being right.
 
2012-01-19 11:54:58 PM
one of the most cited evidence for khloe having a different father is the fact that she has lighter coloring/hair than her sisters. if you see pictures of her as a small child you can clearly see the difference between kim and kourtney's jet black hair and khloe's blonde curls.

so yeah, i doubt OJ would produce a daughter with curly blonde hair.
 
2012-01-19 11:56:25 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-01-19 11:59:00 PM
First Drebin and now Kardashian.
 
2012-01-20 12:09:52 AM
This is kinda weird: I find Khloe more attractive than Kim. She's cute in a shaved yeti kind of way. Yeah, she's a beast, and I'm pretty small, but still... I'd give it a go. To me, Kim's butt is just too damn big.
 
2012-01-20 12:11:49 AM
visual.merriam-webster.com

I beg to differ
 
2012-01-20 12:15:54 AM
AdolfOliverPanties: There should be some kind of test that would conclusively prove the facts of this matter, something infallible and beyond reproach for any rational person.

And with that, we're done.
 
2012-01-20 12:22:23 AM
zephman: one of the most cited evidence for khloe having a different father is the fact that she has lighter coloring/hair than her sisters. if you see pictures of her as a small child you can clearly see the difference between kim and kourtney's jet black hair and khloe's blonde curls.

so yeah, i doubt OJ would produce a daughter with curly blonde hair.


black people can have kids with blonde hair if their partner is white. I have a friend with a black wife, and the kids are so white that if he were black and the wife was white everyone who knows them would have assumed she had an affair. you wouldn't think it was possible for these kids to have any recent African genes at this point. her side of the family is all wtf is going on here.
 
2012-01-20 12:22:33 AM
SpikeStrip: "fark off, maury"

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Goonie goo goo!
 
2012-01-20 12:43:39 AM
relcec: zephman: one of the most cited evidence for khloe having a different father is the fact that she has lighter coloring/hair than her sisters. if you see pictures of her as a small child you can clearly see the difference between kim and kourtney's jet black hair and khloe's blonde curls.

so yeah, i doubt OJ would produce a daughter with curly blonde hair.

black people can have kids with blonde hair if their partner is white. I have a friend with a black wife, and the kids are so white that if he were black and the wife was white everyone who knows them would have assumed she had an affair. you wouldn't think it was possible for these kids to have any recent African genes at this point. her side of the family is all wtf is going on here.


Plus, you really think that's her real hair color?
 
2012-01-20 12:44:19 AM
strangeguitar: For some reason....even given the source.......I believe this may actually be true.

The Enquirer has a better track record than most "legitimate" news outlets.
 
2012-01-20 12:49:54 AM
SharkTrager: relcec: zephman: one of the most cited evidence for khloe having a different father is the fact that she has lighter coloring/hair than her sisters. if you see pictures of her as a small child you can clearly see the difference between kim and kourtney's jet black hair and khloe's blonde curls.

so yeah, i doubt OJ would produce a daughter with curly blonde hair.

black people can have kids with blonde hair if their partner is white. I have a friend with a black wife, and the kids are so white that if he were black and the wife was white everyone who knows them would have assumed she had an affair. you wouldn't think it was possible for these kids to have any recent African genes at this point. her side of the family is all wtf is going on here.

Plus, you really think that's her real hair color?


Also, people tend to pick up on the race that they're expecting to see. I've got family friends whose 3 youngest kids are adopted and are either black or mixed race. When the parents are out with just the youngest kids, even though the parents are very much white, people pick up on the mom's sun tan and the dad's curly hair and read them as black since they've got black kids.

Since both Robert Kardashian and Kris Jenner are white, people are going to read Khloe as white because that's what they're expecting to see.
 
2012-01-20 12:53:55 AM
relcec: black people can have kids with blonde hair if their partner is white.

My brother's son has blonde hair but he's half black
 
2012-01-20 12:54:20 AM
I'm not an expert on this topic, but Khloe is whitey whitey white.

Maybe I'm wrong, but my experience from seeing half black children is that they have at least some difference, a je nai se quoi but solid difference.
 
2012-01-20 01:04:01 AM
Ex is half black, he showed me a picture of him as a kid when we were dating. He had blond hair as a child, which grew darker as he got older.
 
2012-01-20 01:09:27 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: relcec: black people can have kids with blonde hair if their partner is white.

My brother's son has blonde hair but he's half black


Is your brother or his SO black? If not, that will make for awkward birthdays and family reunions.
 
2012-01-20 01:17:47 AM
Please be a future Maury episode, please be a future Maury episode...
 
2012-01-20 01:23:33 AM
WhyteRaven74: strangeguitar: even given the source

In cases like this the Enquirer has a decent track record of being right.


Didn't they break the Paula Deen Diabeetus thing months ago?
 
2012-01-20 01:24:44 AM
wildcardjack: I'm not an expert on this topic, but Khloe is whitey whitey white.

Maybe I'm wrong, but my experience from seeing half black children is that they have at least some difference, a je nai se quoi but solid difference.


It depends on what their parents look like. As for Khloe, any features she would have gotten from OJ, if he is her real dad, wouldn't be all that different from the Armenian features she'd have gotten from Robert Kardashian.
 
2012-01-20 01:30:36 AM
And he never paid a penny to support her either. His mom must be so proud.
 
2012-01-20 01:39:30 AM
rynthetyn: It depends on what their parents look like. As for Khloe, any features she would have gotten from OJ, if he is her real dad, wouldn't be all that different from the Armenian features she'd have gotten from Robert Kardashian.

Well... I definitively do not know what features mark one as Armenian, but I appreciate the feedback without calling me a racist.
 
2012-01-20 01:47:47 AM
torch: And he never paid a penny to support her either. His mom must be so proud.

We get it. He's black.

/spent too much time on politics tab
 
2012-01-20 01:51:37 AM
Aquapope: She's cute in a shaved yeti kind of way.

There is no such way.
 
2012-01-20 01:55:00 AM
So is that better or worse?
 
2012-01-20 03:04:04 AM
Aquapope: This is kinda weird: I find Khloe more attractive than Kim. She's cute in a shaved yeti kind of way. Yeah, she's a beast, and I'm pretty small, but still... I'd give it a go.

Those big girls sure can be sweet....until they back hand you.
/still loves em
 
2012-01-20 03:08:02 AM
redmid17: drjekel_mrhyde: relcec: black people can have kids with blonde hair if their partner is white.

My brother's son has blonde hair but he's half black

Is your brother or his SO black? If not, that will make for awkward birthdays and family reunions.


His son looks just like him but has blonde hair
/my brother is lighter than me
 
2012-01-20 03:08:21 AM
cryinoutloud: Kim Kardashian posted a picture the National Enquirer headline "O.J. Bombshell: 'I'm Khloe's REAL Dad!" and wrote "It makes sense now! Khloe, u are so tan!"

I really hate to say it, but those attention whores can take a licking and keep on attention-whoring. I guess they even got a kick out of a pretty vicious parody of themselves on SNL.


It's easy when you have no shame.

zephman: one of the most cited evidence for khloe having a different father is the fact that she has lighter coloring/hair than her sisters. if you see pictures of her as a small child you can clearly see the difference between kim and kourtney's jet black hair and khloe's blonde curls.

so yeah, i doubt OJ would produce a daughter with curly blonde hair.


You don't really have any idea how genetics work do you.

I'm black, both of my parents are black. My little brother on the other hand is mixed, as our father is black and his mother, my stepmother, is white. If he lets his hair grow it is curly and blonde. Now he keeps his hair cut very low, like a lot of mixed race kids do. Also he looks like a white guy with a year round tan.

Now my little sister by my father and my step mother has Beyonce's skin tone and long black hair, with out any need of a weave.
 
2012-01-20 03:33:10 AM
drjekel_mrhyde:
His son looks just like him but has blonde hair
/my brother is lighter than me


Heh, I checked your profile after it's been a year or so. Who pressured you into adding the black woman picture and the "I still love black women" note?
 
HBK
2012-01-20 04:29:07 AM
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: In other OJ Simpson news...

What the hell is wrong with that author's face? Looks like something from planet of the apes.
 
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