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(Daily Mail) Obvious The secret to being a hipster revealed in new Harvard study, you've probably never heard of it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 89
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2012-01-19 08:27:02 PM
All I know is that it's hip to be square.
 
2012-01-19 08:55:34 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-19 09:13:00 PM
This "study" was conducted by guys so out of touch that they think that this is "news". Paging Ric Romero!!!

/Hell, I bet they think that The Wombats and Modest Mouse are still obscure.
 
2012-01-19 09:23:07 PM
I used to like this thread before it had 5 comments.
 
2012-01-19 09:23:53 PM
Wait a minute: so if five hipsters go to see "The Poxy Twats", and all five agree that The Poxy Twats are totally awesome underground coolness, and they all experience the show and all agree they enjoyed it, does this mean all five of them subsequently hate The Poxy Twats because the other four hipsters liked it?

It gets so complicated.
 
2012-01-19 10:37:20 PM
I masturbated to the B52's before I knew they were gay. (new window)

You've never heard of them so you are ghey. (There's a difference between gay and ghey so get over it -loser).
 
2012-01-19 10:37:29 PM
CitizenTed: Wait a minute: so if five hipsters go to see "The Poxy Twats", and all five agree that The Poxy Twats are totally awesome underground coolness, and they all experience the show and all agree they enjoyed it, does this mean all five of them subsequently hate The Poxy Twats because the other four hipsters liked it?

It gets so complicated.


That would be a good name for an all-Kardashian band.
 
2012-01-19 10:37:34 PM
All I want to know is when guys plan to stop wearing skin tight jeans. Honestly women don't even look that good in them.
 
2012-01-19 10:37:49 PM
Whatever, I read about this study BEFORE it was cool.

Link (new window)
 
2012-01-19 10:40:09 PM
you've probably never heard of it

Actually, I have: 6885831 (new window)
 
2012-01-19 10:43:04 PM
Arkanaut: Whatever, I read about this study BEFORE it was cool.

Link (new window)JohnAnnArbor: CitizenTed: Wait a minute: so if five hipsters go to see "The Poxy Twats", and all five agree that The Poxy Twats are totally awesome underground coolness, and they all experience the show and all agree they enjoyed it, does this mean all five of them subsequently hate The Poxy Twats because the other four hipsters liked it?

It gets so complicated.

That would be a good name for an all-Kardashian band.

Kardashian's were cool about 10 years ago which means when they weren't cool which means that they aren't cool now which means that it's cool to be post Kardashian.

I hate them.
 
2012-01-19 10:44:02 PM
DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 500x500]

You know, more people have heard of it than you think. It was featured in a HIMYM episode a few seasons ago.

/well i remember it at least
//never seen it
 
2012-01-19 10:44:05 PM
FTFA: How secret to being a true hipster is in liking something no-one else does

So good grammar makes me a Hipster?

/The more I try to read that headline, the more my brain hurts
 
2012-01-19 10:45:54 PM
All hipsters do is drive mindless consumerism.

/that's so last week, gotta get something NEW
 
2012-01-19 10:46:07 PM
It's almost like a pyramid scheme. No matter how many times a hipster has to change his/her taste bc one of their friends discovers the same fashion, music, whatever, the hipster has to change. Eventually the hipster in question will love the musician Taco and will be going to the midnight showing of Grease 2 and Staying Alive double feature.
 
2012-01-19 10:46:16 PM
oh good, another article speculating on what a hipster is. great journalism.
 
2012-01-19 10:47:44 PM
Maybe I'm just not cool enough. But in a world of how many f-in people, I don't think I'm the only one who likes ANYTHING. I don't care who you are. That guy making music liked it enough to make it, does that make you less hip because you and him both like it?

/okay maybe I missed the point.

//Yeah my generation sucks.
 
2012-01-19 10:48:01 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: I masturbated to the B52's before I knew they were gay. (new window)

You've never heard of them so you are ghey. (There's a difference between gay and ghey so get over it -loser).


Well, Kate was always hot.
 
2012-01-19 10:48:35 PM
I read that study and liked it until my roommate read it.

Now I don't read.
 
2012-01-19 10:49:07 PM
12349876: All hipsters do is drive mindless consumerism.

/that's so last week, gotta get something NEW


Here you go... something "new"
www.washingtoncitypaper.com
 
2012-01-19 10:50:55 PM
If they want to be so unique, why do they all dress the same???
Shouldn't they all stop wearing fake glasses as soon as they see someone else wearing them?
 
2012-01-19 10:51:06 PM
Why is everyone so obsessed about hipsters these days?They're sooo passé.
 
2012-01-19 10:52:53 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: 12349876: All hipsters do is drive mindless consumerism.

/that's so last week, gotta get something NEW

Here you go... something "new"
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 400x400]


No, not hammers. Not sickles. Axes. (new window)
 
2012-01-19 10:54:58 PM
Arkanaut: Whatever, I read about this study BEFORE it was cool.
Link (new window)


I read this article this afternoon. I knew it would show up here.

The article is dumb dumb dumb, but it has the magic word in it: hipsters
 
2012-01-19 10:57:14 PM
My computer uses a fixed gear keyboard.
 
2012-01-19 11:00:28 PM
I've been that sort of hipster douchebag for decades now,
enjoying unusual and brilliant music, psychedelics...

even made a bit of both myself now and then
to take the hipster edge off my coolness.

entheogenic mycology, that sounds awesomely hipster


Link (new window)
 
2012-01-19 11:00:42 PM
A new study from Harvard University has revealed that setting yourself apart from your peers is the answer to eternal hipness.

A nice judgmental attitude is the core of hipsterism. And that automatically sets yourself apart. Let's not pretend that being labeled a hipster doesn't revolve around that core component.
 
2012-01-19 11:01:36 PM
The team found that when your friends start getting into something you really rate - say an indie band - the hipper you are, the more likely you are to stop liking it.

Ugh. Did Rick Romero write this thing? Yeah, that's what "hipsterism" is. Congratulations. You just did a four-year study to discover the definition of of the word "hipster".
 
2012-01-19 11:02:38 PM
I knew a woman, must have been 20 years ago or more, who was a big fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. This was before they were super-famous, and she followed them around to their shows, talked about how hot one of them was, how she'd met them and they were the awesomest band ever.

One day she came into work ranting about how they'd played such a big venue that it was no fun anymore, they were too famous. Everyone knew who they were. She hated them.

She must have been a hipster before there was a word for it. And I knew her!
 
2012-01-19 11:03:22 PM
The best minds in the nation are supposedly at this farking place and this is what they study.
 
2012-01-19 11:05:24 PM
daddy, what's a hipster?

well, son, it's someone who wears a jeff hornacek jersey to a box social.
 
2012-01-19 11:06:22 PM
Being on the young side o' 30, I figure hipsterism comes from that insecurity of youth, when you haven't quite figured out your place yet and still worry about your standing among others. The judgmental attitude comes from that same insecurity.

I think I've outgrown most of it. Nothing says "kind of sad" than a 30-something hipster.
 
2012-01-19 11:06:28 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: 12349876: All hipsters do is drive mindless consumerism.

/that's so last week, gotta get something NEW

Here you go... something "new"
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 400x400]


I said MINDLESS consumerism, get some farking reading comprehension.

/buy because you NEED, not because you want to have what's "hot"
//and save yourself the crippling credit card debt
 
2012-01-19 11:08:30 PM
I used to like wearing dark rimmed non-prescription glasses as a fashion statement YEARS before I knew it had anything to do with being associated with hipsterism. This was mainly because of Gordon Freeman from half life, and I liked the style. I don't even wear them anymore because I'd rather not be associated with trying to be "Hipster". Does this make me Hipster?
 
2012-01-19 11:09:56 PM
All you have to do is like Frank Zappa.
 
2012-01-19 11:16:47 PM
In other studies: Hipster arrogance is only perceived by people who yearn for the respect of hipsters. Consider this telepathic scan of a Seattle cafe:

"Why, NO, I certainly do NOT want the respect of that stupid hipster! Look at him sitting there with his stupid ironic T-shirt and stupid glasses! Who does he think he is, sitting with his clique of stupid hipster friends pretending not to notice me? Like he thinks he's so much better than the rest of us! One of these days I'm gonna go right up and dump his stupid hipster espressicano in his lap and tell him what the rest of the world thinks of him! Look! The way he he kinda glanced this way and now he's pretending not to even notice I'm here, like I'm nobody..."

(Meanwhile, in the hipster's brain...)

"Damn, that bald dude is staring at me again. Hope he ain't some kinda crazy molester or something..."
 
2012-01-19 11:16:58 PM
transitionculture.org
 
2012-01-19 11:29:22 PM
went to see a show in somerville a couple weeks ago that would be categorized as "hipster" by the greater fark community. i had a lot of fun (one band covered "locomotive breath" by jethro tull, but had a violin play the flute part and it was awesome), but then i realized on my way home that every indie/hipster band i've ever seen has been trying to emulate the sound of modest mouse. not to say every band is actually trying to do that, exactly, but when they play live, they all end up sounding like that.

so glad i can come home to some tom waits. that dude was hipster before hipsters hipstered hipsts.
 
2012-01-19 11:30:09 PM
I ate soup BEFORE it was cool.

Now my mouth hurts like hell.
 
2012-01-19 11:30:49 PM
Cripes, I just got bold black plastic frames for my bifocals with lines - is it possible to be a hipster with real bifocals?

And I've gotten compliments on them - they are bold and innovative.

/and they look good
//with the Carhartts
 
2012-01-19 11:32:11 PM
trappedspirit: A new study from Harvard University has revealed that setting yourself apart from your peers is the answer to eternal hipness.

A nice judgmental attitude is the core of hipsterism. And that automatically sets yourself apart. Let's not pretend that being labeled a hipster doesn't revolve around that core component.


i've known a lot of hipsters. that judgement is all in your own head. hipsters are way too busy thinking about themselves and their friends/books/music/fashion to consider judging you. relax, it's okay. they're just weird and douchey, not judgemental. :)
 
2012-01-19 11:32:59 PM
original content?

i104.photobucket.com

drtfa...or maybe i read it on reddit months ago, stole somebody's personal picture and wrote a corny blog about it for my friends at fark...who drive up the value of my website. but then again, i'm a farking coont. so it is indeed possible.

i265.photobucket.com

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2012-01-19 11:33:26 PM
This thread is cooler than a 40 of PBR in a foam trucker hat.
 
2012-01-19 11:34:07 PM
All you have to do then is like Gilbert Gottfried.
I am so unhip.
 
2012-01-19 11:34:54 PM
laughingsquid.com
 
2012-01-19 11:37:50 PM
bmwericus: Cripes, I just got bold black plastic frames for my bifocals with lines - is it possible to be a hipster with real bifocals?

And I've gotten compliments on them - they are bold and innovative.

/and they look good
//with the Carhartts


I've always been dumbfounded by people wearing fake glasses. Knew a few girls back in highschool that wore them.

I should've just feigned outrage over a perceived slight against us normal glasses-wearers. At least it would've kept me entertained while I failed classes.
 
2012-01-19 11:38:16 PM
This thread is making me thirsty... for some PBR...!! Amirite, everybody??
 
2012-01-19 11:45:01 PM
Another article written by someone talking out of their ass and just making shiat up about the scourge of modern day hipsterism.
 
2012-01-19 11:49:11 PM
CapnBlues: trappedspirit: A new study from Harvard University has revealed that setting yourself apart from your peers is the answer to eternal hipness.

A nice judgmental attitude is the core of hipsterism. And that automatically sets yourself apart. Let's not pretend that being labeled a hipster doesn't revolve around that core component.

i've known a lot of hipsters. that judgement is all in your own head. hipsters are way too busy thinking about themselves and their friends/books/music/fashion to consider judging you. relax, it's okay. they're just weird and douchey, not judgemental. :)


They are way too self-centered to be judgmental? Imma gonna havta hit the turbo button and process that for a bit.
 
2012-01-19 11:49:18 PM
chick in article looks hot, am I a hipster then?

A new study from Harvard University has revealed that setting yourself apart from your peers is the answer to eternal hipness.

Last July, when I was working in the woodlot, I realized I'd skipped the deodorant in the am and looked around and saw I was accompanied by NO peers.
Was I a hipster then? Or just malodorous?

Might I have been BOTH? Or just not good with conjunctions and punctuation
 
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