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(fraser coast   Dexter the cat, who was lost and given up for dead more than 4 years ago, has been reunited with his family just in time for Caturday   ( ) divider line
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2012-01-20 10:39:04 PM  
7 votes:
I heard back from my imaginary friend "Joanne" in the Philippines...



Glad you replied back to my email. I have nothing left on me and I'm grateful to God that I still have my life and passport cause it would have been worst if they made away with my passport. As we speak I need $1650.00 USD to add up and sort my bills, don't worry I will def refund it as soon as I get back home, the fastest and safest means you can get money to me is via Western Union Money Transfer

These is all you need in sending the money via Western Union

Receivers Name:Joanne {redacted}
Location: Location: 47,simon street,malate
Manila philippines

Please let me know you are leaving for the WU outlet and also get back to me with the Western Union details as soon as you are back.

Thank You


My reply...

That has to be horrible!
I can't possibly imagine what it must be like!
We just started getting freezing rain and all the kittehs are getting frozen in place! I must help your Aunt Fallopia get them all unstuck and into the barn so they can be milked and sheared in the morning. So it may take a while before I can get someplace to withdraw the money to send.

We don't have any Western Union offices anywhere near.
The police shut them down because of all the internet scammers cheating people.
Can I use Northern Union instead? Would that work?

What about the Merkin Trade Show? Were you able to retain all your samples??
What about your new Echidna model. Tell me they didn't get that too!
Oh, I feel so bad for you!
Here you are just starting out and your dream of becoming an major player in the international merkin trade is just within your reach, and then this!

Stay safe and tell me where the nearest Northern Union office is to you.
That way when the freezing rain stops and we have all the kittehs safely sheared and milked, I can send you the money!
You poor dear!

Ron Jeremy
2012-01-21 10:27:59 AM  
5 votes:
long time lurker, don't post much, but I do love youse guys!

so enjoy this, I hope it embiggens properly. We'll see.
2012-01-20 06:54:25 PM  
5 votes:
2012-01-21 09:20:54 PM  
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2012-01-21 06:11:17 PM  
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2012-01-21 10:59:09 AM  
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2012-01-23 12:10:31 PM  
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2012-01-23 02:03:01 AM  
3 votes:
/not mine, but funny
2012-01-21 10:45:24 PM  
3 votes:

2012-01-21 10:27:36 PM  
3 votes:
"Staring contest!.......YOU LOSE!!"
2012-01-21 10:15:07 PM  
3 votes:
2012-01-21 06:56:33 AM  
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2012-01-21 12:06:25 AM  
3 votes:
2012-01-19 11:24:35 PM  
3 votes:
2012-01-19 11:01:05 PM  
3 votes:
Hija! Quckies before bed!
2012-01-19 09:43:10 PM  
3 votes:
2012-01-19 09:24:55 PM  
3 votes:
2012-01-19 09:01:50 PM  
3 votes:

James72: Happy Caturday everyone!

2012-01-23 07:36:33 PM  
2 votes:
2012-01-23 04:55:12 PM  
2 votes:

2012-01-23 11:56:36 AM  
2 votes:
don't recall if i posted this. so many others were done better or before i could get mine up.
2012-01-23 03:28:23 AM  
2 votes:

DingleberryMoose: [ image 320x213]
/not mine, but funny


Then there's...
2012-01-22 08:22:50 PM  
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2012-01-21 09:58:09 PM  
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2012-01-21 09:48:44 PM  
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2012-01-21 09:32:55 PM  
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2012-01-21 08:11:25 PM  
2 votes:
Via Infinito:
Uh-oh, did I violate a Caturday rule by posting a pic of my daughter? She's always boring Sake to sleep with homework...

No, you're fine.
2012-01-21 04:01:07 PM  
2 votes:
2012-01-21 03:56:53 PM  
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2012-01-21 02:56:09 PM  
2 votes:

2012-01-21 12:17:19 PM  
2 votes:
Amadeus helping me pack.
2012-01-21 11:43:11 AM  
2 votes:

CrankyAndi: Thankfully, at this time, there is nothing horribly embarrassing in the photo. Except the frog in the background.

Like a blank canvas :-)

/gotta finish shoveling snow first.
2012-01-21 11:37:46 AM  
2 votes:
so many choices and so little day, anyone else feel this way?
2012-01-21 09:37:25 AM  
2 votes:
2012-01-21 06:57:49 AM  
2 votes:
2012-01-20 09:11:46 PM  
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2012-01-20 03:24:16 PM  
2 votes:

2012-01-20 10:47:47 AM  
2 votes:

\PLEASE 2 CONSIDER... elebenty monies of any denomination will further the goals of the Alien Relocation Project
2012-01-20 10:40:55 AM  
2 votes:
2012-01-20 06:54:00 AM  
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2012-01-20 06:10:15 AM  
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2012-01-20 05:59:45 AM  
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2012-01-19 11:01:46 PM  
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2012-01-19 09:28:43 PM  
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2012-01-19 09:12:34 PM  
2 votes:
2012-01-23 10:39:55 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-23 08:20:56 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone heard from our little Alien?
2012-01-23 02:41:39 AM  
1 vote:
2012-01-22 10:28:30 PM  
1 vote:

captain feedback: reddot: Any readers here?


/you gave me an excuse to post two of my old faves :)
2012-01-22 09:31:07 PM  
1 vote:

From Strange Cosmos posting, today:
Strange But Lesser Known Dog Breeds:
For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of the United States,
Cross breed Dogs:
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + shiatzu = Bullshiatz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Why Dogs Are Better Than Wives
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today It's already tomorrow in Australia
01. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
02. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
03. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
04. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
05. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
06. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
07. A dog's parents never visit.
08. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
09. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep if really necessary
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
Quartet Of Cats pin I bought this weekend.

2012-01-22 08:13:12 PM  
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2012-01-22 04:49:41 PM  
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2012-01-22 04:23:32 PM  
1 vote:

2012-01-22 03:37:50 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-22 03:34:05 PM  
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2012-01-22 03:28:09 PM  
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2012-01-22 03:26:50 PM  
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2012-01-22 03:16:25 PM  
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2012-01-22 03:12:35 PM  
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2012-01-22 09:54:11 AM  
1 vote:
And a very short Li-Ion movie, you can see Toms tail in the window too.
Li-Ion and Tom spend lots of evenings in the window, I leave the porch light on and they get under the shade and try to catch the bugs that hit the glass.
Link (new window)
/he's getting the "butt wriggle of death" down pretty good too
2012-01-22 08:38:57 AM  
1 vote:

maynerdkitty: Found this on facebook this morning, had to share
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Hhaaahhaaa! Thats the sound I made this morning! Snow shovelling.....increases the crispiness! :)
2012-01-22 08:29:48 AM  
1 vote:
Found this on facebook this morning, had to share
2012-01-22 02:41:56 AM  
1 vote:

2012-01-21 11:04:24 PM  
1 vote:

2012-01-21 10:43:26 PM  
1 vote:

DoomsDayAardvark: More Nero pics. Just unloading at this point.

/happy caturday, everybody

Hey! I madez one of him too! Not sure if I knew he was yours at the time

sorry for your loss :(
2012-01-21 09:51:42 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-21 09:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-21 09:09:53 PM  
1 vote:

And the 'O' in case anybody else wants to take a whack at it.
2012-01-21 09:06:56 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-21 07:39:22 PM  
1 vote:
This is Violet posing in the macrame hanger I had just finished for my mom.

Are you saying your mom can sleep in something that size???
Or is that a *really* big ferret?
2012-01-21 07:36:09 PM  
1 vote:
phoxxy excellent idea about contacting some local media about Toby! Its worth a shot, anyway. I'll let you know if it works out--maybe it could even be the article for a future Caturday ... that would be cool!

2012-01-21 06:40:46 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-21 06:04:43 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-21 05:35:20 PM  
1 vote:

2012-01-21 03:49:29 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-21 02:03:52 PM  
1 vote:
Happy Caturday to all and to all a good cat.
2012-01-21 01:59:49 PM  
1 vote:
It's Nero tribute week for me. Most of you probably saw that this got posted late last Monday, but in case anybody had already tuned out.

My mom wrote this obituary for him so I could post it here:

Nero was the most well-travelled cat I ever knew. Born on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota in 1994, he moved with his teacher-mama to Minnesota, to Houston, Texas, back to South Dakota, and finally to Ohio--Springfield, St. Clairsville, and Bowling Green.

As a young cat, he was called "Cuddles" by his doting mama, and spent many happy hours making her laugh and comforting her when her tired body ached. His favorite activities were monitoring the bird population outside his window and hiding the "business end" of his mama's current yarn project-after draping it all over the apartment. He was his mama's companion when she died, and he went to live with her best people-friends.

His elegant manners brought him a new name, Nero, which seemed to fit him better in his new home. He also had his first cat-roommate, Flash, who taught him important life lessons-how to catch the bird that flew into the house, and to greet people when they came to the door. Although neither cat had ever had a roommate before, they soon learned to get along, although Flash could always tell when Nero was trying to surprise him. It was hard to hide that big fluffy tail. When Flash died, two new roommates succeeded him. Agatha was always ready to share a snooze in the hall, but Archie was a tease. It kept life interesting. With less travel, Nero could pursue his hobbies of bird-watching and yarn-herding. He helped his new dad fix turkey sandwiches (his favorite mooch-meal) and enjoyed shoulder massages on his new mama's lap.
(Nero and a turkey, post-Thanksgiving)

We will miss him, but we know he is already playing with his first mama at the rainbow bridge.
2012-01-21 01:19:03 PM  
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2012-01-21 01:05:47 PM  
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2012-01-21 12:54:40 PM  
1 vote:

2012-01-21 12:35:14 PM  
1 vote:
the tabby heathens discovered that looking at water drip out of the faucet (cause I was nice enough to let them see it) was darned cool. Thankfully, at this time, there is nothing horribly embarrassing in the photo. Except the frog in the background.
2012-01-21 12:15:00 PM  
1 vote:
And a few moar......

Forgot something (new window)

Payback (new window)

Stop it right now (new window)
2012-01-21 12:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
And some more AniCats (and possible attack effalump...for that certain someone who likes them)...

Gimme dat!!! (new window)

drummer (new window)

boop (new window)

Attack!!!....Eeeek!!! (new window)
2012-01-21 11:55:34 AM  
1 vote:
Posted by one of my RL friends on FB
2012-01-21 11:44:52 AM  
1 vote:
Here's Maxim and Jenka, maintaining a fragile peace. (We adopted Jenka last Saturday) Hard to believe there's only two months' difference in age between them. Jenka's the little 4 lb purr generator on the lower ledge. Maxim's the 11 lb siamese/black panther holding her in contempt.

Goot times!
2012-01-21 07:03:40 AM  
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2012-01-20 09:48:22 PM  
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2012-01-20 09:32:14 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-20 09:29:17 PM  
1 vote:
Hope nobody's left a cake out in the rain tonight... it's nasty out there!
2012-01-20 09:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-20 09:07:39 PM  
1 vote:
So my brother sent me this blank and I've been spamming his fb page with the captions...
2012-01-20 09:02:33 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care and Mrs. Moose doesn't Fark.

She must be related to Mrs. Jellyroll.
2012-01-20 06:57:27 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: They moved to Hervey Bay with their remaining cat, Entree, and Dexter became a loving memory.

I'm no sleuth, but judging from the names they give their cats, these people are going after cats of questionable morals and eating them.
2012-01-20 06:53:25 PM  
1 vote:

professional_vampire: Evening, Sherpa. Hope you're feeling better than you were on Monday - especially since it seems that tomorrow's gonna be a snowy mess.

Evening, p_v. Yep, feeling better, thanks. (hey, alcohol taken internally kills germs). I made this earlier (source pic courtesy of mousiebelle) when I heard the forecast....

2012-01-20 06:08:28 PM  
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2012-01-20 06:03:33 PM  
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2012-01-20 05:56:50 PM  
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2012-01-20 05:26:27 PM  
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Salem Witch: As strange as that may be (I for one stand way back when ANY animal poops) what made me laugh the most was the look on Suzy's face. From total shock to utter confusion in less than a second. I didn't get Suzy until she was 5 but I bet she has never had anyone love her up while she was pooping. This was probably a new experience for her.

In the Kama Sutra that's known as the Fecal Position.
2012-01-20 02:01:50 PM  
1 vote:

Weeel good folk, may be able to leave in the Road Trip to Indpls in ~ half an hr, in hopes of beating the Predicted Freezing Rain to destination.
I'm certain I shoulda made more than mental notes, because my train of thought's derailing, leaving nothing on the trax.

Zero Exponentwho seeks a furr-ever home for Toby brought this in a while back. Wish we could oblige, but Winnipeg to Cincinnati would cost more than $100, either Canadian or US, & the present Feline Overlords would not appreciate an 11th resident.
That new e-mail may be the Driver leaving her place. C U Sunday! But not at US 30 Dragstrip!
2012-01-20 12:53:46 PM  
1 vote:
Wednesday evening Suzy and I were out walking past the church. There were three little girls out playing in the rain (about 7ish years old). They started squeeling about how cute Suzy was and asked if they could pet her. I said yes and just as they rushed over to pet/hug/kiss her, Suzy squatted and started pooping. This did not, for some unknown reason, stop the girls. They circled Suzy and continued to love her up.

As strange as that may be (I for one stand way back when ANY animal poops) what made me laugh the most was the look on Suzy's face. From total shock to utter confusion in less than a second. I didn't get Suzy until she was 5 but I bet she has never had anyone love her up while she was pooping. This was probably a new experience for her.

Mr. Witch and I laughed all dang evening.

Suzy, not pooping.
2012-01-20 11:54:34 AM  
1 vote:
Yay, Caturday!

RIP Sammy...what a pretty girl!

///nmc, mc

PS Used a cat age calculator to get her age in people years....
2012-01-20 11:49:04 AM  
1 vote:

captain feedback: [ image 500x512]

National popcorn day? I skip the butter and pop it in bacon grease. MMMMMMMMM
2012-01-20 10:12:40 AM  
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2012-01-20 03:40:03 AM  
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2012-01-20 01:54:06 AM  
1 vote:

Yikes, catmandu! Right throught the nail, sounds very painful. May your recovery be ASAP!

Finger injury in 3...2..1...
2012-01-20 12:13:11 AM  
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2012-01-20 12:11:09 AM  
1 vote:
Happy Caturday Everyone!!
2012-01-19 11:31:50 PM  
1 vote:
Not mine, but this makes me chuckle almost every time I look at it, so I will share.
2012-01-19 11:03:14 PM  
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This is Galahad. He's been missing for almost 10 days now and his people miss him so much. They would love for him to be captioned...
2012-01-19 11:02:21 PM  
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2012-01-19 09:49:52 PM  
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2012-01-19 09:41:52 PM  
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2012-01-19 09:33:59 PM  
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2012-01-19 09:16:31 PM  
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2012-01-19 09:12:27 PM  
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2012-01-19 09:07:34 PM  
1 vote:

catmandu: One of my favs.
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Where is a medic when you need one? I sliced my finger down to the bone, right through the nail, so this is me right now. Happy Caturday! I am taking some drugs and going to bed. See you all on the morrow
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Owowowowowowowowow! I hope it feels better really soon! First thing I thought was "been there, done that" about 10 years ago. I even took out my own stitches a week or so later. And then I thought "at least your other nails look pretty"!

And a kitty kaption:
2012-01-19 08:38:49 PM  
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and... not a cat
2012-01-19 08:32:04 PM  
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2012-01-19 08:29:19 PM  
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2012-01-19 08:28:26 PM  
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Happy Caturday everyone!
Here are some blanks. They are not mine. As found on the internet.
2012-01-19 08:25:32 PM  
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