Even Dick-butt is envious of that Dick-penis.

AdolfOliverPanties: Where are all the great vagina statues?

In college I recall going to class the night after a big snow storm. I was walking past some party house and noticed someone made a huge snow penis (easily 7 feet tall), balls and everything. I snickered as I made my way to class. It was only an hour long class, and was making my way home. I came across the giant snow penis only to see 3 cops beating it down with their clubs. I wish I had a camera.

LeroyBourne: I came across the giant snow penis

that's the gayest thing I've heard today

Interesting how almost all of those penes are circumcised.

/yes, penes.
//penises is fine, too.
///penii will get you punched in yours if I'm standing nearby.

ultraholland: LeroyBourne: I came across the giant snow penis

that's the gayest thing I've heard today

The giant snow penis and mine didn't touch. yeesh.

AdolfOliverPanties: Where are all the great vagina statues?






Not so much a statue and more like Subby's mom a ride.


Are we to be satisfied only with the paintings of Georgia O'Keefe?

Not unless those canvasses are treated with a non-stick coating.

Someone figured out how to make a bearable slideshow, other than the fact that it was all pictures of dicks.

ArkAngel: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 600x443]

My penis is so big it has a penis of its own

/approves of those places
/not obscure

Fascinating.*

#2 doesn't give a sense of just how many big penii can be found in Penis Park near Sinnam or pretty much everywhere in Korea (except on the men). Nor does #7 just what Jeju Island (Penis Island, far as I'm concerned) is like, not even just Loveland.

Korean men have a long history of being very insecure.



*One for the etymologists.

Lord Jubjub: Memory from my time (20 years ago) in Old Nurnberg, Germany, recalls a series of statues in a ring that was showing an orgy. Anybody have a name or a clue? Google has failed me.

This it?

I've been to Jeju Love Land! Awesome place to visit. This is me hanging out with the happiest penis around (face blurred for obvious reasons):

ArkAngel: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 600x443]

My penis is so big it has a penis of its own



Yo Dawg, I heard you like penis so I put some penis on your penis

AdolfOliverPanties: Truly a patriarchal people are we. Where are all the great vagina statues? Are we to be satisfied only with the paintings of Georgia O'Keefe?



Also, a GIS for "vagina statue" is . . . educational, but terrifying.

turbidum:

/yes, penes.
//penises is fine, too.
///penii will get you punched in yours if I'm standing nearby.

THANK YOU. Nobody understands when I try to explain how much fun it is to say "penes."

/That is all the enjoyment penes give me
//Penes

It's a farking sausage fest in here, bros.

I live around 30 miles from Cerne Abbas, and have done for over 30 of my 37 years on this planet, but I've yet to see it. It might not be that far, but it's still a long way to see a chalk penis.

A mate of mine went a few years ago, but that was to see Homer.

trozman: This is me hanging out with the happiest penis around (face blurred for obvious reasons):

Why would you blur the face of the happiest penis around?

Why no Florida tag?

AdolfOliverPanties: Truly a patriarchal people are we. Where are all the great vagina statues? Are we to be satisfied only with the paintings of Georgia O'Keefe?

There's the Taboon cave in the Middle east,Lebanon I think. Always with the Neandrathals. But taboon in arabic means...
yup I snicker alot during those documentaries.

AdolfOliverPanties: Truly a patriarchal people are we. Where are all the great vagina statues?



/That's the National Museum for Strong Players
//I mean the Strong National Museum of Play.

AdolfOliverPanties: Where are all the great vagina statues?





ArkAngel: My penis is so big it has a penis of its own

*pffft*

In Turkey they got boners so big you have to see them by balloon

Cock rock outside of Sydney NSW

There can be only one.

/mine....don't lose your head.

The Mormon Church Office Building in downtown Salt Lake is a giant white erection, 30 stories tall, with a pair of 3-story wings on either side.

Each of the wings has a Globe on it - representing the world's East & West Hemispheres. However, there is no place where you can see this - all the buildings around it do not allow a view of the entire building standing proudly in all its glory. There is a brief helicopter shot of it in SLC Punks - but you have to know what you are looking at.

Imagine how many people looked at those blueprints - and nobody 'noticed' that it looked like a giant symbol of Patriarchy? That building makes a very blatant statement - and not just because it is just a bit taller than than the State Capitol's rounded top, just a couple blocks uphill.

Lord Jubjub: WereBear666: Lord Jubjub: Memory from my time (20 years ago) in Old Nurnberg, Germany, recalls a series of statues in a ring that was showing an orgy. Anybody have a name or a clue? Google has failed me.

This it?

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Yeah, looks about right.



Is that part of this? I remember that from when I was a kid. It was kind of a cycle of life sort of thing, right? I remember it was odd, but not as freaky as the guy being squashed by the giant rabbit thing...