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Fausto Carmona no longer to pitch for the Cleveland Indians. Technically he never has
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violentsalvation
2012-01-19 04:59:16 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-01-19 05:23:52 PM
not really a big loss the way he has been pitching
Generation_D
2012-01-19 05:27:09 PM
Cleveland Indians pitcher Fausto Carmona has been arrested in the Domincan Republic for using a false identity.
So he was impersonating a major league pitcher?
germ78
2012-01-19 05:28:47 PM
His Faustoian bargain has been revealed!
germ78
2012-01-19 05:29:38 PM
and...
/very obscure
//file name betrays the reference
FishyFred
2012-01-19 05:52:52 PM
Okay, two things.
1. Isn't this the second time this has happened since September? This is like a new plague on MLB.
2. I always thought that "Fausto Carmona" was kind of a freaky name. Now I know why.
GAT_00
2012-01-19 06:01:18 PM
Holy shiat. Well, if he isn't coming back, that's not really a loss. Just about anyone down in Columbus would be better, plus cost a whole hell of a lot less.
Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-01-19 06:02:12 PM
not
portuguese
dominican fausto!
Super Chronic
2012-01-19 06:02:49 PM
Wow, it's like he made some kind of deal with the devil for millions of dollars, and now the devil is claiming his soul.
Treygreen13
2012-01-19 06:12:31 PM
Well as long as Sidd Finch used his real ID, that's all that matters.
FishyFred
2012-01-19 06:20:46 PM
Leo Nunez
(pops) is the other guy I was talking about.
coolio mack
2012-01-19 06:22:44 PM
Could the Indians just void the deal if they wanted to? His contract was signed with the phony name, and they could argue that he defrauded them with the age info.
hbk72777
2012-01-19 06:26:26 PM
germ78
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and...
[i31.photobucket.com image 600x338]
/very obscure
//file name betrays the reference
I saw the film while half asleep, I still don't know what the hell I saw
Glenechocreek
2012-01-19 06:34:46 PM
Fausto hasn't been Fausto since 2007.
runwiz
2012-01-19 06:37:06 PM
"Little is known at this time about the arrest, or who the real Roberto Hernandez Heredia might be"
But isn't he the real Roberto Hernandez Heredia? Shouldn't the question be who is the real Fausto Carmona?
bgddy24601
2012-01-19 06:39:21 PM
The greatest trick Carmona ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist...
...and like that, POOF. He's gone.
DeWayne Mann
2012-01-19 06:40:02 PM
FishyFred
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Leo Nunez (pops) is the other guy I was talking about.
I know they're the marlins and they apparently think they're gonna have mad amounts of cash from moving to a new ugly stadium...but WHY IN THE WORLD did they give Juan Leo Carlos Nunez Oveido 6 million for next year?
Anderson's Pooper
2012-01-19 06:44:14 PM
"Albert Pujols" seen quietly re-checking his bank account balance.
Lux Lambert
2012-01-19 06:45:00 PM
Ordinary Average Guy
2012-01-19 06:53:35 PM
Lux Lambert
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[i238.photobucket.com image 445x500]
Holy Crap! that is awesome!
/Just another day in the life of a Cleveland sports fan/
Sbdolan
2012-01-19 07:12:22 PM
First green light for this clevelander. Woot
cleveoh
2012-01-19 09:23:24 PM
Ordinary Average Guy
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Lux Lambert: [i238.photobucket.com image 445x500]
Holy Crap! that is awesome!
/Just another day in the life of a Cleveland sports fan/
Eh, this is a distant second to the part-time Japanese gay porn star relief pitcher they signed a few years ago.
ChrisDe
2012-01-19 10:15:36 PM
He's the proverbial "player to be named later".
expobill
2012-01-19 10:17:37 PM
what's in a name?
I can't get the cap off!
2012-01-19 11:33:43 PM
It's called "Dominican Math" for a reason.
I would have been shocked if he turned out to actually be 28.
Steve8731
2012-01-20 01:44:36 AM
Generation_D
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Cleveland Indians pitcher Fausto Carmona has been arrested in the Domincan Republic for using a false identity.
So he was impersonating a major league pitcher?
First thought thought that came to my mind.
Gosling
2012-01-20 02:46:44 AM
FishyFred
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1. Isn't this the second time this has happened since September? This is like a new plague on MLB.
I approve of this plague. It's hilarious.
Bob The Nob
2012-01-20 05:39:30 AM
FriarReb98
2012-01-20 06:48:25 AM
ChrisDe
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He's the proverbial "player to be named later".
Niiiice.
Ordinary Average Guy
2012-01-20 07:46:04 AM
cleveoh
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Ordinary Average Guy: Lux Lambert: [i238.photobucket.com image 445x500]
Holy Crap! that is awesome!
/Just another day in the life of a Cleveland sports fan/
Eh, this is a distant second to the part-time Japanese gay porn star relief pitcher they signed a few years ago.
Actually I was talking about the inidians troll
das
2012-01-20 10:22:56 AM
ChrisDe
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He's the proverbial "player to be named later".
Nice!!!
feefifofimmy
2012-01-20 11:22:40 AM
I like his song
on the YouTube
(pops)
cleveoh
2012-01-20 11:47:14 AM
WHAR BIRF CERTIFICATE
FAUSTO
Roberto
WHAR?!?
kiwannabee
2012-01-20 03:23:57 PM
/oblig in any Indians thread
lacydog
2012-01-20 04:44:55 PM
So, he's on essentially a one-year contract for $7MM this year. Which honestly, is about right for him whether he was 28 or 31. That being said, it's very unlikely his options for the next two years get picked up ($9MM in 2013, $12MM for 2014). The bigger issue for the Indians is the Visa thing.
Getting a Visa to work in the US is hard enough. But there's a very real chance the authorities in the DR won't allow him to get one at all, and it's unlikely that he will get one anytime soon. So you can pretty much bank on him missing some spring training time, and if he doesn't miss some of the season... that would be a small miracle.
That being said, it's not all bad. If he can't play due to Visa issues, the Indians can simply place him on the restricted list (like the Marlins did with Nunez). They won't have to pay him while he's on that list, but they won't have to release him or void his contract either. And the Indians have several major league ready options in AAA at their disposal if #55 isn't ready to go (Jeanmar Gomez being the best of them).
/An agent goes up to a 20 year old Dominican pitcher, and asks "Have you ever heard of the tale of Faust?"
//"No... why?"
///"No reason. Your name is now Fausto. You are also 17... take these papers... and you'll be getting pro baseball money in no time!"
Ow My Balls
2012-01-20 08:51:43 PM
Little is known at this time about the arrest, or who the real Roberto Hernandez Heredia might be
/got nothin'
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